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#1 2009-11-02 6:54 pm
- Graphic Autist
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Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Apparently, he's still alive.
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#2 2009-11-02 7:44 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Well, that's a shame.
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#3 2009-11-02 8:06 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
In other news, Glen Beck would probably be supportive of this one.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#5 2009-11-02 8:42 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
How?
Oh... wait... this one doesnt involve racial slurs or shots at a "terrorist fist bump", it's just a shot at one useless sack of crap.
I thought it highly amusing 
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#6 2009-11-02 8:45 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
I disapprove.
Needs more Cramer 
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#7 2009-11-02 9:47 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Graphic Autist wrote:
Apparently, he's still alive.
Don't you have to destroy his phylactery or something first? </dork>
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#8 2009-11-02 10:47 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
resedit wrote:
I understand the Onion is a humor site, but this one crosses a line.
Boo smurfing hoo.
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#9 2009-11-02 11:51 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
resedit wrote:
I understand the Onion is a humor site, but this one crosses a line for me,.. and glenn.
I fixed that for ya. 
I could be pissy and remind you of the little people wished into untimely deaths in enlisting spaghetti monster's support of U.S. success in convenient wars promoted by self-interested polls, but I'll forgo that allusion.
...and watch out for the flying meat!
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#10 2009-11-03 2:47 am
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I am deeply concerned about the shockingly large number of right-wing jackasses in our culture who are openly calling for the death of our president. It's totally out of hand, and it worries me tremendously. The Onion's video does not help the situation.
One cannot combat the advocacy of murder by advocating murder.
Yes, the guilty parties right now are overwhelmingly on the right, but none of us will profit if folks on the left get down into the gutter with them.
Americans need to stop talking about killing each other.
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#11 2009-11-03 6:28 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Bren wrote:
Americans need to stop talking about killing each other.
Ya, we just need to go ahead and get on with it. 
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#12 2009-11-03 6:35 am
Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Warin wrote:
How?
Oh... wait... this one doesnt involve racial slurs or shots at a "terrorist fist bump", it's just a shot at one useless sack of crap.
I thought it highly amusing
If something like this were done about Al Gore or George Soros, y'all would be up in arms about it.
And you would be right.
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Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#14 2009-11-03 5:10 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
That was a waste of bandwidth.
Not at all funny to me.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#15 2009-11-03 5:27 pm
Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Yeah, I normally enjoy The Onion's news videos tremendously, but that was one of the worst ones they've ever done.
Regarding George Soros: I hardly even know who that is.
Regarding Al Gore: I thought they'd disconnected his life-support years ago.
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#16 2009-11-03 5:46 pm
Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
I think killing Glenn Beck would be wrong.
Much better to nail him by the scrotum to a piano and then set the house on fire. . . so Glenn. . . whatchoo gonna do?
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#18 2009-11-03 7:13 pm
Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
resedit wrote:
I understand the Onion is a humor site, but this one crosses a line.
It would be much better to factually note the striking similarities between Beck's rhetoric to that of Hitler in 1930's Germany.
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#19 2009-11-03 8:08 pm
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Style, breathlessness, volume, spittle. Yep the come very close to a complete match. Even content with hate.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#20 2009-11-04 8:58 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Bren wrote:
I am deeply concerned about the shockingly large number of right-wing jackasses in our culture who are openly calling for the death of our president. It's totally out of hand, and it worries me tremendously. The Onion's video does not help the situation.
One cannot combat the advocacy of murder by advocating murder.
Yes, the guilty parties right now are overwhelmingly on the right, but none of us will profit if folks on the left get down into the gutter with them.
Americans need to stop talking about killing each other.
If you could give links to some of these "large numbers" you would be more believable. There are always some idiots calling for smurf like this on both sides. What makes me want to puke is the crap from jackasses like those of you here on this board, you talk about wanting to kill and torture conservatives in the same sentence that you condemn such activity.
You prove once again by your vitriol, your hatred of anyone who has a different view than you, your anger at those with opposing views and your lack of any kind of moral standard that you are exactly what it is that you say you hate.
Keep up the good work.
Last edited by Daddyo (2009-11-04 8:59 am)
A million seconds is 12 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.
A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
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#21 2009-11-04 9:04 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
I think what is salient is that the instances you cite here, Daddyo, while not done in a humerous vein are done sarcastically to illustrate a point. The calls to kill the president, et al, seem to be done with a real desire to see it accomplished.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#22 2009-11-04 9:14 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
sturner wrote:
I think what is salient is that the instances you cite here, Daddyo, while not done in a humerous vein are done sarcastically to illustrate a point. The calls to kill the president, et al, seem to be done with a real desire to see it accomplished.
I agree with you that some people are serious about killing the President, it happens with all presidents (including Bush). What bothers me is what you call "sarcastic", it happens way to much, which suggest serious social problems. Nailing some ones balls to a piano and setting him on fire is not sarcasm, it is an illness.
A million seconds is 12 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.
A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
Hope and change could be forever.
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#23 2009-11-04 11:04 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
Daddyo wrote:
Bren wrote:
I am deeply concerned about the shockingly large number of right-wing jackasses in our culture who are openly calling for the death of our president. It's totally out of hand, and it worries me tremendously. The Onion's video does not help the situation.
One cannot combat the advocacy of murder by advocating murder.
Yes, the guilty parties right now are overwhelmingly on the right, but none of us will profit if folks on the left get down into the gutter with them.
Americans need to stop talking about killing each other.If you could give links to some of these "large numbers" you would be more believable. There are always some idiots calling for smurf like this on both sides. What makes me want to puke is the crap from jackasses like those of you here on this board, you talk about wanting to kill and torture conservatives in the same sentence that you condemn such activity.
You prove once again by your vitriol, your hatred of anyone who has a different view than you, your anger at those with opposing views and your lack of any kind of moral standard that you are exactly what it is that you say you hate.
Keep up the good work.
There's nothing quite like a rant about "vitriol" when the ranter simultaneously uses a word like "jackasses" is there?
Oh right, this is also a rule infraction.
1. Civility in your posts towards other posters. In plain language that means don’t call people names.
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#24 2009-11-04 11:11 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
OK, so is it all right to desire Glenn Beck to be waterboarded?
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#25 2009-11-04 11:31 am
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Re: Glenn Beck: Not Dead
The standards of this board allow for the calling of mass killing, turning populated areas to "glass" etc, and even defending war crimes such as torture. It's hard to imagine "jackass" and scrotum nailing might qualify for censure.
when surrounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come out to cut up what remains,
just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
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