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#1 2009-11-08 8:57 pm

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OS X Crapware: "What if?"

The thread about Microsoft's sales of crapware-less PCs just made me have a blood-curdling thought:

What if Apple had never pulled the plug on licensed Mac clones and had not maintained its "monopolistic" control of the Mac desktop? What if OEM computers were routinely sold with OS X and a whole bunch of crapware?

Please submit your nominees for exactly which pieces of software we'd most likely see bundled with our "Macintosh" computers if that were the case?


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#2 2009-11-09 1:28 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

The iLife suite is pretty much crapware at this point in time... big_smile
It also annoys me how much promotion there is for iDisk/MobileMe within the OS itself.

But apart from that, in the scenario you describe all clones would come with nagware version of stuffit, smurfy roxio media software and probably a realmedia player that did divx/mkv out of the box.

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#3 2009-11-09 5:08 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

You don't like Roxio Toast? As far as iLife goes, I wouldn't exactly call it crapware. I'm still bitter about the replacement of iMovie HD with that thing that they're now calling iMovie, but other than that...

Well I guess I can't really say, 'cause I don't use any part of iLife very often.

Regarding iDisk and MobileMe: Never used it, never will. It's surprising to me that anybody would pay for such services.


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#4 2009-11-09 8:53 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

Bren wrote:

You don't like Roxio Toast? As far as iLife goes, I wouldn't exactly call it crapware. I'm still bitter about the replacement of iMovie HD with that thing that they're now calling iMovie, but other than that...

Well I guess I can't really say, 'cause I don't use any part of iLife very often.

Regarding iDisk and MobileMe: Never used it, never will. It's surprising to me that anybody would pay for such services.

iMovie still sucks and will never be the same. Apple f-up big time on that one.


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#5 2009-11-09 9:16 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

iLife is not crap and doesn't suck.

I have iMovie 08- It doesn't suck, it's just limited. I also have iMovie HD to complement it. I don't use it much, but I like it.

iPhoto is ok too.

Garageband is GREAT, and so is iTunes.

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#6 2009-11-09 11:27 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

iLife, all in all, is pretty bloaty, and it's got some serious issues to balance out its pretty awesome feature set.

I wouldn't qualify it as crapware, mostly because even if there are a few mobileme adverts thrown in, it doesn't exist solely to sell you more stuff.


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#7 2009-11-09 11:31 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

ukimalefu wrote:

I have iMovie 08- It doesn't suck, it's just limited.

You're right. It doesn't merely suck. Being unable to work on projects that aren't stored in ~/Movies = EPIC SUCK.

Garageband is GREAT, and so is iTunes.

Garageband provides the illusion of competence. The most frightening words in the english language are "I'm a DJ and I use Garageband."

iTunes is nice enough: it's just hella just sluggish.


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#8 2009-11-09 11:37 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

dv wrote:

iLife, all in all, is pretty bloaty, and it's got some serious issues to balance out its pretty awesome feature set.

I wouldn't qualify it as crapware, mostly because even if there are a few mobileme adverts thrown in, it doesn't exist solely to sell you more stuff.

Agree, and I like iPhoto, iDVD, and iTunes. The one that goes immediately in the trash is Garage Band (talk about bloated) and I simply have not the patience to learn the new iMovie when HD works fine, is more powerful, and with my brief experience with i8, HD is way easier to use. I keep holding on to i8 in the hopes it will change more to be like HD, but unfortunately so far it doesn't look like it will.


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#9 2009-11-09 11:51 am

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

~Coxy wrote:

It also annoys me how much promotion there is for iDisk/MobileMe within the OS itself.

But apart from that, in the scenario you describe all clones would come with nagware version of stuffit, smurfy roxio media software and probably a realmedia player that did divx/mkv out of the box.

Don't forget 30 day trials of virus protection schemes and disk doctors that constantly annoy you with unnecessary pop-up messages to inform you of what they're doing in the background, lest you get the mistaken impression that you don't need them.

Also, let's not forget any copy of Quicktime which hasn't been serialized to unlock its Quicktime Pro capabilities. And of course, there's the trial version of MS Office. They don't still include that with Macs, do they?

Hmmm...

Definitely anything with Realmedia or Realplayer in its name...

Google Update belongs on the list.

All the crap from HP that you have to install if you've got an HP printer or scanner...

Logitech software...

Airport software is already on my list. It's maddening that I can't use Activity Monitor to turn it off, seeing as how I don't own a damned Airport.


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#10 2009-11-09 2:31 pm

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

wellfleation wrote:

Agree, and I like iPhoto, iDVD, and iTunes. The one that goes immediately in the trash is Garage Band (talk about bloated) and I simply have not the patience to learn the new iMovie when HD works fine, is more powerful, and with my brief experience with i8, HD is way easier to use. I keep holding on to i8 in the hopes it will change more to be like HD, but unfortunately so far it doesn't look like it will.

I like iPhoto, iDVD and iTunes as well.  The new iMovie is good for "I have a movie, and I want it on a DVD now" scenarios.

One thing that sucks is how hard it is to get multiple movies with chapters onto one DVD using the new iMovie/iDVD (I don't know if it was always this hard).  Basically, when you go try to import each iMovie into iDVD, you'll get a message telling you that you need to go back to iMovie and "Share to Media Browser."  Unfortunately, this process results in massive compression, first to h.264, and then back to MPEG-2 for the actual burn.  It's far better to go straight to MPEG-2.  So I ended up exporting to QuickTime uncompressed for each movie --a process which took a while and consumed hundreds of gigabytes.  From there, it was pretty much drag and drop in iDVD, but it's still amazing how they've botched something so trivial.


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#11 2009-11-09 2:35 pm

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

Bren wrote:

Airport software is already on my list. It's maddening that I can't use Activity Monitor to turn it off, seeing as how I don't own a damned Airport.

Diablotin might do what you want, though I've never actually used it before.  If not, there are non-trivial ways of accomplishing what you wish.


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#12 2009-11-09 10:42 pm

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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

Thank you. But...

Diablotin displays the list of  Fonts, Internet Plug-ins, iTunes Plug-ins, QuickTime Plug-ins, ScreenSavers, Sounds and StartupItems that are not part of the Standard Mac OS X System Installation.

My emphasis.

Isn't the Airport crap part of the standard install? I'm hesitant to install Diablotin, just in case it might possibly mess up my system, especially since I don't know whether the Airport software is actually using up resources when it's just sitting there and refusing to stay quitted.

Does anybody know?


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Re: OS X Crapware: "What if?"

I would still buy Apple's computers. The company knows how to not make a piece of crap.


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