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#1 2003-04-05 7:29 am
I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
im sooooo sick of toilets. sure, they're useful, but they're ugly, smelly, noisy and you can never win. seat up, seat down, piss on or off it?- and they're hard to clean
they are sooooooo prehistoric. Somebody invent something new already. for god's sake!!!!!
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#2 2003-04-05 7:51 am
- benightedbastard
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#3 2003-04-05 1:19 pm
- Kakarotto
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
What's so tough about pissing in a big bowl? Perhaps you need more practice...
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#4 2003-04-05 2:35 pm
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The toliet is your best friend when you are drunk and depressed.
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#5 2003-04-05 5:29 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
The toliet is your best friend when you are drunk and depressed.
I thought everybody was your best friend when you were drunk.
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#6 2003-04-05 7:29 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
The toliet is your best friend when you are drunk and depressed.
I thought everybody was your best friend when you were drunk.
probably so. but mr. toliet doesn't talk back. he just listens to your hurl.
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#7 2003-04-05 9:10 pm
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Doesn't anyone feel sad for the toilet... it's always on the receving end.
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#9 2003-04-05 11:48 pm
- Edward
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Except when they're clogged..
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#10 2003-04-06 1:27 am
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
noone's hearing me, sob. think about it in another way, they are useless and stupiodly designed. there could be a better concept. we neeeed another way of pissing that's suitable for guys 'n gals that isn't soooooo ugly!!
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#11 2003-04-06 1:31 am
- Kakarotto
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
It's like a chair, so you can sit down and drop ass, yet the bowl's big enough that you can stand and pee into it with minimal splashback. I think it's a pretty decent design for what it does. Do you want it shaped like a car or something? 
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#12 2003-04-06 3:42 am
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
What's so tough about pissing in a big bowl? Perhaps you need more practice...
or perhaps a biger bowl 
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#13 2003-04-06 3:50 am
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
noone's hearing me, sob. think about it in another way, they are useless and stupiodly designed. there could be a better concept. we neeeed another way of pissing that's suitable for guys 'n gals that isn't soooooo ugly!!
useless? I beg to differ. I use mine every day.
And they don't seem stupiodly designed or soooooo ugly to me...though if you can come up with a better concept/design I'd be happy to see it.
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#14 2003-04-06 3:54 am
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
What you need is some kind of tube that suctions on and goes scppprrrtthhhhhhh and gets that waste out with any means necessary.
...and all your internal organs.
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#15 2003-04-06 6:09 am
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Older toilets are ok, but what the hell is with these new enviromentaiey freindley things, i mean damn they have 50% percent less water than a regular john, and when ever you go #2 they get stopped up, plus they are code for all new instalations since 95 or something, we have one in our basement 
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#16 2003-04-06 7:51 am
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Do you want it shaped like a car or something?
What sort? A Ford? 
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#17 2003-04-06 9:24 am
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YEAH! I HATE TOILETS, IM GOING TO GO CRAP IN THE YARD!!!
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#18 2003-04-06 11:43 am
- Tria
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Do you want it shaped like a car or something?
What sort? A Ford?
Just make sure you don't put Firestones on it.
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#19 2003-04-06 1:10 pm
- Kakarotto
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Do you want it shaped like a car or something?
What sort? A Ford?
Just make sure you don't put Firestones on it.
Maybe like a 38 ford truck... you could squat in the bed or something.
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#20 2003-04-06 2:44 pm
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I wish the seats were heated.
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#21 2003-04-06 5:51 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Do you want it shaped like a car or something?
What sort? A Ford?
Just make sure you don't put Firestones on it.
LOL!
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#22 2003-04-07 11:31 am
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
I don't think any amount of precious metal or polished gems will beautify a device used for human waste disposal. I think its intended purpose sort of makes it ugly be default, no matter how "good" it looks.
But maybe that's just me. 
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#23 2003-04-07 7:45 pm
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Cage my advice is start a boycott. That'll show them
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#24 2003-04-07 10:00 pm
- LCGuy
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
I don't think any amount of precious metal or polished gems will beautify a device used for human waste disposal. I think its intended purpose sort of makes it ugly be default, no matter how "good" it looks.
But maybe that's just me.
Only way you can is to....
a) Put a Ford logo on it
OR
b) Put a logo on it from my old evil school
OR
c) Put on an Ipex (evil peecee maker) logo on it
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#25 2003-04-08 12:32 am
- Kakarotto
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
You could put a picture at the bottom of the bowl for a target. That'd make the toilet 10x more fantastical!
Although a 10,000 dollar golden toilet has a lot of feng shui...
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