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It may have been outburts like that, that caused your girlfriend to dump you...

Um, no.

actualy i found the bridge thing very amusing.

give the poor guy a break.

i just got dumped myself, people had better not expect us to be all flowers and sunshine right, steelwolf? how long did it last? mine was two years, argh... she's off hanging out with some other guy, too... it's sounding more as if the breakup was ever so premeditated by the day.

a year.. a freakin YEAR... dammit, now she wont even give me the time of day! GARR!

You should AiKido her

atilla i think most break ups are premeditated.


more evidence to support the booty call  

dude, go have post relationship sex with a hot chick (preferably her best friend). itll make you feel a lot better, then hey even if you just wanted sex, you might get more than just that.

worked for me. cept not with her best friend. but someone even hotter and tartier

um, if youre under 16 disregard this post. so yeh

W2ttsy

The word "sex" will taint your young mind.

What the hell is going on...
YESTERDAY:
My girlfriend breaks up with me
My radiator explodes
My monitor is shot

Today:
My alarm didnt go off - I'm not seeing my best friend for 6 months now
My dad's not here - I'm stranded at home now

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

Your life hates you...

I hear bridges are a fun way to go... you get to see what it's like to fly for a few seconds...

Ha, sorry, but, smurf YOU
That isn't funny.

It may have been outburts like that, that caused your girlfriend to dump you...

Now I know where he got his name from.

i'm pretty sure impact.

If you want to fly woudln't a tall building be better? Plus it woudl tramtize the people below for life. imagine a screaming body fall on the hood of your car.

if i were the driver, i'd be more worried about my car than the person

i have heard that humans can actually survive falls of quite some height into water.

i used to jump off of cliffs at an old quarry, the tallest one was probably only 35-40' though, and man that was fun. some drunk smurf died there when he slipped and smashed his head open etc etc... and now they closed the place! the only people to ever die there were drunk idiots who got their dumb selves killed.

if i was to kill myself, i'd make sure 1. that is was what i really wanted to do and 2. that i did it right. the only surefire way to do this is a shotgun. yes, it makes a mess, but chances are you won't be around afterwards.

but yes, suicide isn't fun and if you want to talk about it, there are newsgroups on google.

and now to make you happy: this little kitten.

the only surefire way to do this is a shotgun.

Not true. I've seen pictures of a guy who got reconstructive surgery on his face after surviving a self-inflicted shotgun wound.

What woudl happen if you were shot by a paintball gun or bb gun from a car moving at lets say 120 mph. I know theres air resistence but would the paintball or bb go fats enough to seirosuly hurt you?