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Man, you don't know what you're missing - the best of both worlds!

Not that I know or anything.... uh... er...

Look over there!

<runs away, still holding denim shorts>

Female TV Personality: "I find it hard to believe that there are people out there in this day and age who don't know how to use a computer at all.  Is it really true?"
Video Professor (ass): "Yeah, they're called Mac users.  Ha ha."
Male TV Personality:  "Ha ha, yeah, all three of 'em."

What a dick. I just lost respect for the guy myself.

I can't believe he'd say something like that. Hasn't he learned the cardinal rule about marketing ? You do NOT bad mouth the competition. That is the biggest mistake you can make in marketing.

How many of his customers have both Macs and PCs ? Probably more than a few. The guy more than likely cost himself some business and just dosen't know it.

What a fool.

-=Jax=-

This guy is a jerk and especially amuses me on two points-

- His "FREE" CDs are NOT free. Notice there's a "shipping" charge of $6.95 for to get that steaming pile of crap.

- He claims that his product will help you "Learn to work a computer for good". So I geuss that computers have reached their final stage of evolution and will never change. Shame...

I wonder what this old geezer's IQ is...

I bet I could kick his brain's ass.

Then he'd take all that money he's earned and sue you, or run your Pinto off the road with his Porsche.

You guys get all worked up over nothing, or you really care what these people think.

Big deal, some drip dry hairspray pole smoking local yokel news loser and a bald viagra munching geezer with $$ falling out of his sphincter(tm) made fun of you. Wow. You're not used to people bagging on Macs yet?

BTW it's never been proven or shown a modern Mac OS is easier to use, that's FUD, if you're going to defend Macs, use facts

The Video Professor guy is on my S list.  I keep getting     on my .mac e-mail from him.  I keep bouncing them back in hopes of one day being removed (Fat chance.)  The commercials are annoying, and I'd like to hit him with a Quadra. 

You're not used to people bagging on Macs yet?

I'm just tired of them not appreciating our technology.

That will NEVER get old. Heh-heh.

You guys get all worked up over nothing, or you really care what these people think.

No, we care how Apple is portrayed to the general public. What if someone was watching and was considering buying a Mac, but then these numbskulls made fun of it. They probably won't buy a Mac because they don't want to get made fun of.

Big deal, some drip dry hairspray pole smoking local yokel news loser and a bald viagra munching geezer with $$ falling out of his sphincter(tm) made fun of you. Wow. You're not used to people bagging on Macs yet?

We're not used to people who don't know anything "bagging" them in front of the general public with no facts to back up their claims and no way for us to rebutt them.

BTW it's never been proven or shown a modern Mac OS is easier to use, that's FUD, if you're going to defend Macs, use facts

I've used every Mac OS since 7.5.5, and I've used every Windows OS since 3.1, and the Mac is easier to use. Period. My dad spent two hours hooking his digicam to his (brand new) PC. My Mac did the same thing in ten seconds. And it's three years old.

Macs are easier to use than PCs, when configured and maintained similarly. If you don't know this, you have to use a Mac more.

By the "all 3 mac users", he means, people who are so stupid they cant figure it out and need the class

You should've said shlong instead of shlock.  That would've been much funnier.

Okay...

I am in the male interviewer. What a dick!!!!!! I expected as much from Mr. Sexy Guy. Of course he is going to make out with the people that he has no chance of ever peddling his shlong to.

Uhhhhhh!!!!

He's a spammer. Enough said. 

4. Talk to humans

That because there are no games for MACS.  If I had a MAC I would be smat3r b/c I wouldn't play Counterstrike! LOLOLOL!!!

PC's are used by PC users for three reasons.

Games,

File "SHARING",

and Word.


"SHARING"

But they don't talk back to me...

You have to be nice to them. And then they will talk back.

If not, punch them in the face.

There's where my problem lies, I guess.

I always open with the face punch, then I expect them to talk to me...

if they do manage to talk through the gurgling blood, all I can ever make out is gasps of "why?!  Oh why me?!" and interesting combinations of various profanities.