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Your ignorance of the Catholic Church is appalling.  I can't believe that anyone who can operate a computer is ignorant enough to still think that Catholics worship Mary.  Get some history books that weren't published by Jack Chick, okay?

I was raised Catholic. I know what I, my family and friends used to do, m'kay?

I find your Jack Chick reference hilarious, though. Leave the old man alone.

There's just no arguing with you.

Nope, sure isn't. I'll raise a white flag if you will. For the sake of the board.

[Fake cough] Ireland! [/fake cough]

Oh, and in case someone goes after me for "avoiding this one", I'll hit it now:

Catholics vs. Protestants. The Catholics started it.

Tell that to Thomas More.  The Catholics certainly did not start it in the UK.

O ya right.  Catholics started it.  Go say that in Ireland.  Also ask your self why do they burn Peat(sp?).  O and try waring a Catholic simble in N. Irland evern today.

DUDE. I've backed off and you missed the party. Get over it.

/me sits back and watches the havoc that he has created.


...um, I didn't mean to start a war here...

It's obviously not your fault.

Yes, but you can't just freeze the shaving cream, you have to dip it into liquid nitrogen with metal tongs before peeling the metal off and tossing them in.

Very high-maintenance revenge. Have you ever tried to acquire liquid nitrogen? Downright impossible for me.

Really, you have to use liquid Nitrogen?

Wow, Next time i go to the store I'll pick up a bottle of shaving cream and freeze it and see how it works.

edit: The close quote didn't work, now does.

Ya, but it doesn't show that you've edited your post unless someone has posted after you.

The board has been fairly inconsistent with that. Sometimes it'll show something's been edited, sometimes it won't.

Thats because you can choose wether or not it shows on your posts.

I think.

Yes, but you can't just freeze the shaving cream, you have to dip it into liquid nitrogen with metal tongs before peeling the metal off and tossing them in.

Very high-maintenance revenge. Have you ever tried to acquire liquid nitrogen? Downright impossible for me.

Really, you have to use liquid Nitrogen?

Wow, Next time i go to the store I'll pick up a bottle of shaving cream and freeze it and see how it works.

I've heard about that, seems a bit more technically demanding and complex than most pranks. And I almost doubt it's possible without liquid nitrogen, which is hard to find.

I will just have to try it out... (without the liq. N that is.)

I like the classic car revenge and have used it: peeled, boiled egg in car tail pipe.  Boom! 

There's just no arguing with you.  You're wrong and you won't admit it.  Henry VIII had Thomas More killed, along with other high-ranking clergy in order to solidify his power.  You dismiss anyone who does wrong as "not Christian." I suppose your definition of "Christian" is "anyone who calls himself a Christian and doesn't do anything I don't like."  Yea, the Catholic Church is evil and corrupt because they abuse power, but Protestants who abuse power and religion aren't actually Christian. Nice reasoning.

Your ignorance of the Catholic Church is appalling.  I can't believe that anyone who can operate a computer is ignorant enough to still think that Catholics worship Mary.  Get some history books that weren't published by Jack Chick, okay?

And you paint everyone with the exact same brush of intolerance if they label themselves "christian" instead of giving any individual the benefit of the doubt.

Well, driving home just now I saw a one of the 2QR2BESTR8 bumper stickers, and I got to thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious (to me) if I put a custom bumper sticker on the back of my ex's car? something along the lines of,

I'm so gay, even my penis is bent!

I really think that would help me release alot of anger.

Oh, and you can post other ways, if you feel like steeling my glory.

I honestly don't get the revenge factor here, or why exactly you would be pissed off by the first bumper sticker...

But, if I wanted to get back at someone, I think a good way would be to...dump paint on their car?

I wasn't pissed of by the first one, it gave me the idea for the second one.

Where is theconfuzed1, he would know how to make this thread fun. You guys are all to serious.

Way to put me on the spot.  I have nothing.   

What did he do to you that you feel like you need revenge?

Cheated on me, lied to me, lied to me in order to get me to fight with a friend that he isn't out to so that contact would stop, spread rumors about me, and their's a debate whether or not the smurf stole my virginity. ...Wow, that's one hell of a pun. Basically if you think oral sex has anything to do with virgnity.

Nope.  Oral means that you are still a technical virgin. 

Of course, you're unclean and will be escorted to the nearest entrance of hell by the next available demon, but you're still technically a virgin.

(Disclaimer: no, I'm not seriously a freak. It was a joke.)

Yay! I bet it's more fun in Hell, and their's no way I would get laid in Heaven!