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That sounds funny as hell.  You should have gotten it on video. 

So far, it seems to be working for you. 

Why yes!  I have also calmly walked up to a car and punched the driver through the window.  Who hasn't?

Probably not.  Imagine the same scenerio where the kid pulls a gun.

or the same scenerio where a cop was watching.

or the same scenerio where it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... oh God, I'm turning into my parents.  Someone HELP ME!!!

Probably not.  Imagine the same scenerio where the kid pulls a gun.

or the same scenerio where a cop was watching.

or the same scenerio where it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... oh God, I'm turning into my parents.  Someone HELP ME!!!

yeah, im not "of that age" yet, so i am still invancible

Another time in Middle School, this really big dude kept messing with the back of my head. Pushing it and other annoying things. (We were in the gym bleachers. I turned around caught him on the side of his face. I then proceded to run to the principal's office and I told them how he made me do it. He got in trouble, but I didn't

yeah, see, so you know what im talkin about.

if you make the first move, they become lil girls

usually when someone says something to me, I TAKE IT.  like a girl.

Like a girl? Excuse me?

I'll have you know I kicked my big brother's ass on a routine basis, and I broke another girl's nose once . . . yes, on purpose.

The only problem with kicking your ass is that it'd be too easy. 

i dont really mean someone with a... you know... the V word

but its an expression

usually when someone says something to me, I TAKE IT.  like a girl.

Like a girl? Excuse me?

I'll have you know I kicked my big brother's ass on a routine basis, and I broke another girl's nose once . . . yes, on purpose.

The only problem with kicking your ass is that it'd be too easy. 

i dont really mean someone with a... you know... the V word

but its an expression

Vasectomy?
Viral infection?
Vinyl suit?
Hmmm . . .

Oh, I was just teasing you anyway

The only problem with kicking your ass is that it'd be too easy. 

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.  The emoticon added to the way I misread that statement very effectively.

(What rhymes with "kicking" and also makes sense in that context?)

The only problem with kicking your ass is that it'd be too easy. 

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.  The emoticon added to the way I misread that statement very effectively.

(What rhymes with "kicking" and also makes sense in that context?)

Well, you should . . . er, I should . . . one of us should be more careful.

I slap my foes.  Punching is too girlie.  I don't wanna look like a sissy going around punching people.

actually, yeah, i have seen alot of this.

by slapping them, you are making them look BAD.  like you are slapping them like a bitch

Yeah, and I use a glove too.  Insult to injury.  Not only did you get slapped and took it, you got slapped by a glove and took it.  That about makes you a bitch -- I don't care who you are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i can just picture someone doing this.  but, before they hit them with a glove, they say "YOU HAVE INSULTED ME AND YOU HAVE INSULTED MY FAMILY!"

then

WHACK