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#1 2003-08-09 10:03 pm
- soulcrusher
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*for external use only*
does this include the glans and/or tongue?
"VERY HOT 20-year-olds in GAY ACTION FILMED BY BIG BREASTED CALIFORNIA BABE"
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Stack it!#3 2003-08-09 10:10 pm
Re: *for external use only*
What exactly are you asking about?
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#4 2003-08-09 10:12 pm
- shoeman
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Re: *for external use only*
I'm scared to ask but what are you--umm--using soulcrusher?
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#5 2003-08-09 10:13 pm
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Re: *for external use only*
Trial and Error.
Go for it.
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#6 2003-08-09 10:15 pm
- shoeman
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Re: *for external use only*
Trial and Error.
Go for it.
and then take picture and post.
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#7 2003-08-09 10:23 pm
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Re: *for external use only*
What exactly are you asking about?
Isn't it obvious? Preparation H.
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#8 2003-08-09 10:26 pm
- shoeman
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Re: *for external use only*
What exactly are you asking about?
Isn't it obvious? Preparation H.
well, maybe it's obvious to you....
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#9 2003-08-09 10:28 pm
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Re: *for external use only*
What exactly are you asking about?
Isn't it obvious? Preparation H.
well, maybe it's obvious to you....
It should be obvious to everyone. Soulcrusher talks out of his ass all the time.
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#10 2003-08-09 10:49 pm
- shoeman
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Re: *for external use only*
Soulcrusher talks out of his ass all the time.
I've just started another war, haven't I?
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#11 2003-08-09 10:52 pm
- KeilwerthSX90
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Re: *for external use only*
What exactly are you asking about?
Isn't it obvious? Preparation H.
If Preparation H was for external use only, they wouldn't include the applicator in the box.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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#12 2003-08-09 10:56 pm
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HAHAHA KEILWERTH HAS HEMORRHOIDS! 
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#13 2003-08-09 11:02 pm
- ZeBlunt
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Re: *for external use only*
Never try masturbating with toothpaste as a lubricant. Ever. Oh, the memory of the burning.
If masturbating was s'posed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they'd ejaculate rainbows and flower petals
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#14 2003-08-09 11:06 pm
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"Don't blame me, I voted for preparation H"
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#15 2003-08-09 11:13 pm
- KeilwerthSX90
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Re: *for external use only*
HAHAHA KEILWERTH HAS HEMORRHOIDS!
Actually, just one now. 
I've had hemorrhoids for as long as I can remember, even in my earliest childhood I can remember.
I used to have two, but one exploded when I was on the toilet a few years ago, and didn't return. Scared the smurf out of me when it happened. I thought I would need to go to the hospital.
And if anyone complains about how gross that is, Richie brought it up.
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#16 2003-08-09 11:37 pm
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Re: *for external use only*
HAHAHAHAHA KEILWERTH HAS HEMORRHOIDS THAT EXPLODE!! 
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#17 2003-08-09 11:52 pm
- soulcrusher
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Re: *for external use only*
Never try masturbating with toothpaste as a lubricant. Ever. Oh, the memory of the burning.
i once tried to use bengay.
OUCH
"VERY HOT 20-year-olds in GAY ACTION FILMED BY BIG BREASTED CALIFORNIA BABE"
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#18 2003-08-09 11:53 pm
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Re: *for external use only*
Never try masturbating with toothpaste as a lubricant. Ever. Oh, the memory of the burning.
i once tried to use bengay.
OUCH
Ha!
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#19 2003-08-10 12:19 am
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Re: *for external use only*
Never try masturbating with toothpaste as a lubricant. Ever. Oh, the memory of the burning.
i once tried to use bengay.
OUCH
I don't remember that.
(Ahh, the one time when being named Ben works out well for me and that infernal cream)
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#20 2003-08-10 12:23 am
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Even Vaseline doesn't work well... it just won't wash off!!!!
"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black
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#21 2003-08-10 12:50 am
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Never try masturbating with toothpaste as a lubricant. Ever. Oh, the memory of the burning.
Never, EVER put a temporary tattoo on your penis, either.
Here is a quote from an interview also. It is ALMOST related:
There's a rumour that your [member] is tattooed black. Would you consider getting that done?
"No. That would hurt."
I'm going to slap your ass so hard, your bell-bottoms will be ringing.
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#23 2003-08-10 12:57 am
- mahakali
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Re: *for external use only*
Anyone tried gasoline?
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#24 2003-08-10 1:02 am
- Jdude
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Re: *for external use only*
anybody try motor oil or wd-40?
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#25 2003-08-10 1:12 am
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Re: *for external use only*
anyone try sandpaper?
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