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#26 2003-08-10 1:13 am
- KeilwerthSX90
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I've never understood the use of auto-erotic lubrication. It seems like one would be putting too much preperation into the activity.
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#27 2003-08-10 1:15 am
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I've never understood the use of auto-erotic lubrication. It seems like one would be putting too much preperation into the activity.
Variety is the spice of life.
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#28 2003-08-10 1:19 am
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I thought paprika was the spice of life...ah well.
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#29 2003-08-10 1:20 am
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I thought paprika was the spice of life...ah well.
no, thats garlic
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#30 2003-08-10 1:21 am
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I like salt. I'm going to say that "salt" is the spice of life.
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#31 2003-08-10 1:24 am
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I like salt. I'm going to say that "salt" is the spice of life.
Oooh, good one. Cause we need salt to live!
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#32 2003-08-10 1:24 am
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Salt is no spice. Salt is a a clear crystaline form of sodium cloride NaCl. The word salary is derived from the roman word for salt and many wars have been fought over it. I like salt.
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#33 2003-08-10 1:28 am
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If it's not a spice, then what is it? Is it a "flavor enhancer" and fall into the same catagory as MSG?
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#34 2003-08-10 1:31 am
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That sounds about right. Usually in foods with salt you don't taste the salt, instead it enhances the flavours of the other "stuff"
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Stack it!#36 2003-08-10 1:35 am
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I actually enjoy the taste of salt in and of itself. Like on steaks and pretzels and potato chips and such. Does that make it a spice for me?
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#37 2003-08-10 1:37 am
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This is more fun.
ZeBlunt was a chemist, but now he is no more
for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
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#38 2003-08-10 1:46 am
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This is more fun.
ZeBlunt was a chemist, but now he is no more
for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Ha ha. I was once a biochemistry major. I well understand the nature of salt. I once even was able to draw the crystalline structure it formed in it's pure form. I still don't think that whether it's a chemical or an organic defines if it's a spice or not. I should really go look at a dictionary....
spice n.
1. a. Any of various pungent, aromatic plant substances, such as cinnamon or nutmeg, used to flavor foods or beverages.
b. These substances considered as a group.
2. Something that adds zest or flavor.
3. A pungent aroma; a perfume.
Does that qualify it?
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#39 2003-08-10 1:50 am
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HAHAHAHAHA KEILWERTH HAS HEMORRHOIDS THAT EXPLODE!!
I'm pretty tempted to use that as a sig file, because it's catchy.
I'll wait for the musical.
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#40 2003-08-10 1:51 am
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Acoording to the same site it is a "seasoning"
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#41 2003-08-10 2:07 am
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HAHAHAHAHA KEILWERTH HAS HEMORRHOIDS THAT EXPLODE!!
I'm pretty tempted to use that as a sig file, because it's catchy.
I'll wait for the musical.
I would be honored if you used that as a sig.
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#42 2003-08-10 2:25 am
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Acoording to the same site it is a "seasoning"
I can live with that. Seasoning it is.
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#43 2003-08-10 2:35 am
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Acoording to the same site it is a "seasoning"
I can live with that. Seasoning it is.
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#44 2003-08-10 2:43 am
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// shakes the offered hand //
// goes to put hand sanitizer on //
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#45 2003-08-10 2:51 am
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salt is an electrolyte.
it regulates the heart rythm and the fluid content of the body.
as long as you are alive there is a chance that you will die.... but eventually fate catches up with you.
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#47 2003-08-10 5:57 am
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If I can de-rail this thread back to somewhere approximating the original direction...
If you tickle yourself, you cannot make yourself laugh. I've read a scientific explanation for this, which made sense and then I immediately forgot about.
When you masturbate, (so I'm told) it's quite easy to acheive an ejaculation. So why doesn't the mechanism that stops you from laughing when you tickle yourself, stop you from ejaculating when you have sex with yourself?
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#48 2003-08-10 6:10 am
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cos that would smurf alot of ppls lifestyles up.
as for the guys that use non lubricant products as lubes, maybe you should just try with some water. wont sting then.
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#49 2003-08-10 1:36 pm
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If I can de-rail this thread back to somewhere approximating the original direction...
If you tickle yourself, you cannot make yourself laugh. I've read a scientific explanation for this, which made sense and then I immediately forgot about.
When you masturbate, (so I'm told) it's quite easy to acheive an ejaculation. So why doesn't the mechanism that stops you from laughing when you tickle yourself, stop you from ejaculating when you have sex with yourself?
No one's ever been that determined to tickle themself.
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#50 2003-08-10 1:42 pm
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I'm ticklish enough to be able to tickle myself.
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