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#26 2003-08-11 6:42 pm
- Robert B.
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Ben Afleck? Who the smurf wants to look like Ben Afleck?
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#27 2003-08-11 7:21 pm
- cocoamix
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I think Adam Sandler and Ben Affleck look alike.
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#28 2003-08-11 7:40 pm
- squiffie
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
being naked never really bothered me - in fact I'm naked right now 
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#29 2003-08-11 7:44 pm
- Marc
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
You wish I was naked right now
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#30 2003-08-11 7:48 pm
- Jehannum
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I have no problem being naked. I wear speedos when I go for triathlons (I'm in the clydesdale class, being >200lbs, but most people >6' are there with me by default).
"Goodness he just keeps going and going. He's like the energizer bunny of stupid." - Neut
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#31 2003-08-11 7:49 pm
- Ellipsoid
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Scantily clad (yes, even a speedo)? Sure, any day, no worries.
Naked, hmm, that little piece of fabric makes a difference... 
If I'm to the point of "being with someone," it doesn't matter enough; I'm more into them and I'll always appreciate.
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#32 2003-08-11 8:03 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I need to lose about 40 pounds. I would be self conscious of my naked body, if it weren't for the fact that the only one I've ever been "naked" with is my wife. When we hooked up I was very fit. Basically, I got married and then it all went downhill. 
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#33 2003-08-11 8:09 pm
Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Ok, late to the game, I work... sue me... no, wait. Don't.
I've been told I'm attractive and it feels good but if I was gonna start doing guys, they wouldn't look like me.
That's .sig worthy... but not in my .sig!
I think I went to the fat, old, hairy people nude beach instead of the fit, young and shaven nude beach.
See, that's not a beach, it's my apartment. You're invited. Bring a hot git young and shaven female (19+ only).
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#34 2003-08-11 8:33 pm
- benightedbastard
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I have no problem being naked. I wear speedos when I go for triathlons (I'm in the clydesdale class, being >200lbs, but most people >6' are there with me by default).
You stallion, you. My sideburns are too big for budgie smugglers
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#35 2003-08-11 8:40 pm
- Jehannum
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I have no problem being naked. I wear speedos when I go for triathlons (I'm in the clydesdale class, being >200lbs, but most people >6' are there with me by default).
You stallion, you. My sideburns are too big for budgie smugglers
I shave around my "budgie smugglers"
"Goodness he just keeps going and going. He's like the energizer bunny of stupid." - Neut
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#36 2003-08-11 8:44 pm
- Marc
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
time for some hot mod on mod action!
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#37 2003-08-11 9:01 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
You saw it here first folks!
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#38 2003-08-11 9:33 pm
Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
You saw it here first folks!
and you can get the pictures here.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#39 2003-08-11 9:38 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
You saw it here first folks!
and you can get the pictures here.
Oh sure, get my hopes up and then fail to deliver.
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#40 2003-08-11 9:44 pm
Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
You saw it here first folks!
and you can get the pictures here.
Oh sure, get my hopes up and then fail to deliver.
I posted lots of pics in irc, weren't you there?
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#41 2003-08-11 10:44 pm
- shoeman
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
My reflection cringes, so I guess my answer is a "no".
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#42 2003-08-11 11:02 pm
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Normal people should never be nude. Only porn stars, models and attractive celebrities, and even then, only women.
Quiet, you!
I'm sure it will come as no surprise to some that I'm quite comfortable with it.
Nudity 
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#43 2003-08-11 11:14 pm
- Marc
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
that reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry falls asleep on the subway and wakes up with the fat guy naked across from him and starts a conversation with him. It went something like this "see now why are you doing this?" fat guy: "why shouldn't I? I'm not ashamed of my body." Jerry: "have you looked at yourself recently? you should be ashamed of this, thats why everyone else is wearing clothes."
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#44 2003-08-12 12:10 am
- Richie Daggers Crime
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Normal people should never be nude. Only porn stars, models and attractive celebrities, and even then, only women.
Quiet, you!
I'm sure it will come as no surprise to some that I'm quite comfortable with it.
Nudity
Damn you and everything you stand naked in public places for!
You are a disgusting man and your junk should never ever see the sun again.
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#45 2003-08-12 3:33 am
- KeilwerthSX90
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I'm somewhere in the middle. When I had an apartment by myself, I was naked all the time. I sleep naked (The better to feel the Sateen sheets), and have no qualms walking around others in a towel.
I do have things dislike about me, though. Well, I don't hate them, but I feel that others wouldn't like them, is more it.
I don't have an exceedingly big stomach these days, although I am still fat, but my biggest issue with that is the bitch-tits. They grew during puberty, and even though I was told they'd go away, they never did. When a guy is obese during puberty, the common gynecomastia occurs, but androgen (the hormone that stops secondary sex characteristics, like large muscles and excessive facial hair on women and breasts on men) gets trapped by fat, so they never left. They look worse now that I've lost weight, because you expect them on really obese guys. And don't try working out, it just makes them kind of "perky". Plus I can flex them. Great.
I also don't have perfect skin, not plague with acne, but not alabaster, and it's kind of pale where the sun doesn't hit. The only other issue about being naked is that my flaccid penis is very shy of the cold. The minute the weather gets below 70
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#46 2003-08-12 4:07 am
- aki
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I'm comfortable being naked alone and for a few laughs in front of others, but I'm not attractive in any way.
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#47 2003-08-12 4:31 am
- mahakali
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
I'm comfortable with being naked though I'm not hot. I just wish I was taller. On the first time, I'm more interested in my partner's. My boy flushed that first time I stared at his body (he still does) and he looks cute when he does I've never tried nude beach, though, so I can't tell.
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#48 2003-08-12 4:58 am
- Light Speed
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Anytime anyplace no problem being naked. It's just my body. Now opening up my deepest thoughts in front of other people is another matter all together.
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#50 2003-08-12 9:54 am
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Re: Are you comfortable with your naked self?
Damn you and everything you stand naked in public places for!
You are a disgusting man and your junk should never ever see the sun again.
*touches Richie while nekkid*
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