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#1 2003-08-27 1:33 pm
- Golden Nose
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Wacky E-Cards
Maybe they should be called Toast Cards!

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#2 2003-08-27 7:09 pm
- smapdi
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
very cute. one toast card sent.
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#3 2003-08-27 7:56 pm
- alysson
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
That site kind of scares me...
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#4 2003-08-28 9:21 am
- Golden Nose
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
...and some cool e-cards from Dark Horse Comics

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#5 2003-08-28 9:51 am
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
We love toast in this house. Wouldn't it be nice if modern toasters did half as good a job as any of pictured old ones? Browning used to be even; now you get 3 or 4 brown stripes and usually one end is either burnt or not browned at all. It seems that the US can't make anything, anymore, unless it has the ability to fire and/or explode. The 21st century should could use another set of Popeil Brothers.
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#6 2003-08-30 9:38 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
I hear that, djkowall. Back when I was a kid my mom would make the best toast, now I get a toasted outline on a piece of bread. Nothing like how it should be.
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#7 2003-08-30 9:41 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
My family's toaster looks like this one, except without any ornamentation

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#8 2003-08-30 10:04 pm
- djkowall
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I love that notation that "toast is healthful"; nowadays we're all supposed to cross ourselves in the presence of white bread.
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#10 2003-08-31 2:39 pm
- djkowall
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
...and luscious, dairy butter.
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#11 2003-08-31 5:06 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
mmmm, luscious, dairy butter... aaaaaaarrrgghhh

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#12 2003-08-31 7:47 pm
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and crusty with killer white sugar/cinnamon mix.
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#13 2003-08-31 8:35 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
I have that on my shelf, no lie. When I am toasting however, I tend to reach for one of three things: luscious dairy butter of which you spoke; cream cheese, preferably chive, or peanut butter, banana optional. Not necessarily in that order. In fact, cream cheese is last.
Please note I am not a jelly person. Unless there was no other spreadable in the house.
Don't think I won't turn this thread into a place where people can talk about their toast.
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#14 2003-08-31 9:14 pm
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My current cinnamon mix container has a silly cowboy illustration; the one before that was a clown. It's amazing what Domino charges for a few pennies worth of ingredients. My mother used to mix her own, but, I've never been able to get it right. 
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#15 2003-09-01 7:58 am
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This morning I made mini-quiche for my nephew who is currently reading a Simpsons book. I will make some toast right now. I have the grainy bread. Yum.
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#16 2003-09-27 6:45 pm
- atticgene
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
REAL OLD TOASTERS.
I can remember my grandmothers toaster, back 50 so years ago.
It was electric, it had two spring loaded doors that you pulled one back and place the bread in there, and did the same on the other side of the toaster.
Then you turned it on, wait a minute or so, and then, opened the doors and turned the bread over, to toast the other side of the bread..
ANYONE HERE EVER USE ONE OF THESE????
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#17 2003-09-27 7:41 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
My family's toaster looks like this one, except without any ornamentation
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#18 2003-09-27 7:48 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
I used to rent a cabin in the Upper Peninsula and every cabin had a small, adequately equipped kitchen (for drunken fishermen to clean and cook their catches); there was usually a toaster and more than once my cabin had that spring door type. They made nice, evenly browned toast as long as you paid attention. I went up there 4 times in the 80's; I no longer have time for vacations or the pursuit of properly toasted bread.
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#19 2003-10-28 8:19 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
bumping so everyone can share.
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#20 2003-10-28 8:31 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
On the other hand, compare how easy it is today to bake your own bread - damn good bread, too.
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#21 2003-10-29 1:53 pm
- mtpalms
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
Here's the toaster at my place, it still has the cloth insulated cord which by some miracle isn't frayed. It makes perfect toast, but only thin factory sliced bread will work, even English muffins get stuck sometimes.
Thanks for bumping this thread, I missed it before. Toasty ecards on winging their way across the country.
Edit: MMmmmm.... Tea and Toast. Teapots
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#22 2003-10-29 1:59 pm
- Marc
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
That was a waste of my internet connection. give it back
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#25 2003-10-29 7:05 pm
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Re: Wacky E-Cards
I can never understand how, no matter what you pay for a toaster, in a few months the thing starts messing up.
This side is too dark
This side is too light.
My toast is never just right.
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