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#51 2003-09-10 4:11 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
I was into debate as well...arguing against what you believe is a skill.
So is being able to kill and get away with it.
there's really no need for all of this
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#52 2003-09-10 4:13 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry
What about your mouth? Hands? Ears?
Christ, either you're having the most boring sex imaginable, or you have absolutely no idea of what the hell you're talking about.
I'm favoring the later, despite your fervent claims of a raucous sex life before finding jesus.
I've tried to imagine. I've searched google. Damn Brat, you have Dumbo sized ears? Otherwise I just can't see this working.

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#53 2003-09-10 4:13 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
I was a debate nerd back in high school. I usually found it easier to argue against the side that I personally believed in. It forced me to be more objective and put my feelings about the topic aside.
YES!!!! Debate should teach the skill to constructively find the truth of both sides of an argument. If you only debate the side that you believe in, you will never find the weaknesses in your own arguments.
yeah I was a debater too
It's a paradox of how sharply dull I am.
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#54 2003-09-10 4:14 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
find the truth of both sides of an argument
Truth is singular.
there's really no need for all of this
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#55 2003-09-10 4:17 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry
What about your mouth? Hands? Ears?
Christ, either you're having the most boring sex imaginable, or you have absolutely no idea of what the hell you're talking about.
I'm favoring the later, despite your fervent claims of a raucous sex life before finding jesus.
I've tried to imagine. I've searched google. Damn Brat, you have Dumbo sized ears? Otherwise I just can't see this working.
You must not have googled well
The idea in ear sex, not to be overly bashful about it, is that you call up and have a woman talk dirty to you while you masturbate. When it seems advisable Christa will also mail you some of her dirty underwear. This is all a perfectly legal procedure, assuming that the relationship remains long-distance, which Christa assures me it does. While the phone company is not an enthusiastic supporter of enterprises of this kind, to date it has not made any serious attempt to put a stop to it.
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#56 2003-09-10 4:19 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Humm, "penile insertion into the ear canal" must have been too specific.
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#57 2003-09-10 4:21 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Humm, "penile insertion into the ear canal" must have been too specific.
I wasn't talking about insertion dummy!
Think more of mouth/ear, etc.
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#58 2003-09-10 4:21 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
find the truth of both sides of an argument
Truth is singular.
Maybe. I've been exposed to enough Eastern ideas to question that. Regardless, our impressions of the truth are always flawed. Being able to question one's own beliefs, through such mechanisms as seeing and understanding what the other side is arguing, helps you to come closer to being able to mirror the absolute truth internally.
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#59 2003-09-10 4:22 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
I was into debate as well...arguing against what you believe is a skill.
So is being able to kill and get away with it.
Hey, looks like you've got the concept of 'skill' nailed!
Really, what are you going on about now?
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#60 2003-09-10 4:24 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
Humm, "penile insertion into the ear canal" must have been too specific.
I wasn't talking about insertion dummy!
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Think more of mouth/ear, etc.

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#61 2003-09-10 4:29 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Give me a break, I was only corrupted by the homosexual agenda last night and I haven't got the mechanics figured out yet.
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#62 2003-09-10 4:31 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Give me a break, I was only corrupted by the homosexual agenda last night and I haven't got the mechanics figured out yet.
Straight people do it too!
You have no excuse!
*edit* The mouth/hands/ears whatever bit was more about showing the idiocy of the statement that there exists only 2 sexual organs amongst humans...not that gays do other stuff.

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#63 2003-09-10 4:32 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
It sucks to be you in your debate class.
Argue status quo: This is the way it is.
Bring up the low numbers of homosexuals. Why fill the books with useless legislation. If they want to live together, fine. But marriage for the Majority!
Okay, you'll have to dress it up a little. I've done all I can here.
Still sucks to be you in your debate class.
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#65 2003-09-10 5:25 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
12. If gay marriages are legally recognized in the United States, God will lift his magic shield that's protected us and we'll be attacked again, just like on September 11th. (Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.)
If you want to build on this one, South Africa constitutionally recognizes homosexuality as valid. You can point to the high HIV rate, or the high murder rate as examples of what befalls a nation that turns from God's will.
Yeah sure, hostility and exploitation from the apartheid era has nothing to do with that. 
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#66 2003-09-10 5:29 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
12. If gay marriages are legally recognized in the United States, God will lift his magic shield that's protected us and we'll be attacked again, just like on September 11th. (Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.)
If you want to build on this one, South Africa constitutionally recognizes homosexuality as valid. You can point to the high HIV rate, or the high murder rate as examples of what befalls a nation that turns from God's will.
Yeah sure, hostility and exploitation from the apartheid era has nothing to do with that.
Nope, God is pissed cuz they like gays and the right to strike is guaranteed under their constitution.
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#67 2003-09-10 5:32 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Nope, God is pissed cuz they like gays and the right to strike is guaranteed under their constitution.
LOL...what an all-powerful maroon.
Creates a being with 'free will' so that he can sit around and watch what they do all day and bitch.
I buy it.

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#68 2003-09-10 5:35 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.I've always hated this argument as bad as "it's a sin. Period."
It's based entirely on test tube biology and totally ignores our social nature. Look at a bumblebee in a test tube and they aren't supposed to be able to fly.
Sorry I went off topic.
ha ha, what in the world are you talking about.... where in the world did you get "it's a sin" out of all that? i was talking about the human anatomy.
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#69 2003-09-10 5:37 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
"]...so I ask you people here who are opposed to give why exactly you are opposed, preferably with info to back it up. Thanks.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorryTo the mods, if this is inappropriate, feel free to remove this, I'm not sure if this is over the line.
So what about tit sex? Are breasts sexual organs? The primary function is to produce milk for children. Does that make a husband and wife who engage in such activity wrong/sinful? Should we attempt to stop such activity from occurring?
umm...again, where was the religious part in what i said? i'm simply talking about human anatomy.
if you all can't see the obvious, that there are men and women, and they were meant to be together, then there's really no point in debating. 
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#70 2003-09-10 5:38 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
ha ha, what in the world are you talking about.... where in the world did you get "it's a sin" out of all that? i was talking about the human anatomy.
Your argument makes no sense.
It's like you're saying...'hey, you can't be gay! Gay sex doesn't make any sense!"
Yes, yes...that's how it was 'meant' to be. If gays weren't meant to be, why do they exist the the numbers that they do?
This guy? -----> 
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#71 2003-09-10 5:38 pm
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How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
i don't see people who like to be pissed on/pissing on getting a high school.
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#72 2003-09-10 5:39 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
i don't see people who like to be pissed on/pissing on getting a high school.
Wrong thread. He was challenging your of what sex is 'supposed' to be.
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#73 2003-09-10 5:39 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
i don't see people who like to be pissed on/pissing on getting a high school.
What the hemorrhaging smurf does that have to do with this topic?
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#74 2003-09-10 5:40 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
ha ha, what in the world are you talking about.... where in the world did you get "it's a sin" out of all that? i was talking about the human anatomy.
Your argument makes no sense.
It's like you're saying...'hey, you can't be gay! Gay sex doesn't make any sense!"
Yes, yes...that's how it was 'meant' to be. If gays weren't meant to be, why do they exist the the numbers that they do?
This guy? ----->
that's a terrible comparison.
"if gays weren't meant to be, why do they exist in the numbers that they do"
do you think killers were meant to be? do you think rapists were meant to be?
bratboy, i would've expected a better argument from you. 
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#75 2003-09-10 5:40 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
i don't see people who like to be pissed on/pissing on getting a high school.
What the hemorrhaging smurf does that have to do with this topic?
you asking me or schnicky? because i was quoting his post.
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