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#51 2003-09-14 6:41 am
- Mymac4ever
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
The guys a schmuck/idiot/moron/doesn't know better and when he says
"The Mac killed my inner child" I guess we all should be happy for that so that can't play with the other children and mess up theire childhood playtime.
He's actually just like a child that didn't get what he wanted so he trashes the stuff instead of learning what not to do.
The best way to get rid of this insult is probably to ignore it BIG TIME!
Now, where in the name of... did I put that thing that I forgot what it was and why I was looking for it?
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#52 2003-09-14 8:39 am
- spookykids
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
lol, ive been reading all the posts and replies and this has really turned out to be quite funny...
this is from their site :
First, EVERYTHING in the parody actually happened. Second, we don
"It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"
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#54 2003-09-14 1:42 pm
- Dent
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Your outrage is understandable..but however think about this;
#1. Who is actually gonna take this guy seriously?
#2. We aren't worried about people who are too dense to make good use of a Mac.
#3. If he wants a windows machine..so be it. Who are we to force feed someone a BMW, when they obviously can't see the value past a ford focus?
#4. If he is content with losing data on windows (which he stated he can get back in the dos promt) let him waste time doing that instead of working.
#5. He only did this cause he is Steve Ballmers nephew, and can get PCs for free.
#6. No matter what OS you run, the motto is SAVE, SAVE, SAVE.
#7. If for some reason he is actually having this many crashes....it would be wise for him to have the RAM checked out...and if it is found bad..then he should stop buying that stuff from Fry's.
#8. The mix of things that were said in there were OBVIOUSLY some true, some not...some not even pertaining to ANY VERSION OF MAC OS. (Uh, executables?) In OSX when you drag from one volume to another, zip, cd or otherwise..instantly copies it.
#9. Why would he drag all that stuff to his dekstop? Ever heard of ORGANIZING?
#10. (I can't believe I am wasting time writing this...)
#11. Grow some skin, and don't get your jockies in a wad..it was meant to be a joke, and for those people who take is seriously - they were not really going to try a Mac anyways.
#12. People who want cheap..and are happy with cheap..are going to buy cheap, regardless of who says what, whether or not there is a better product available. (remember Beta vs. VHS- case in point..hollywood STILL uses beta.)
#13. Until us (yes, I said US.) Mac users stop being so RABID over stuff like this, then the windows users are gonna be able to get our goats. We have a superior product, we know this..so let them eat cake. I have built PCs for a living, owned PCs..and don't get me wrong, they have their place..and Macs have theirs..it just that Macs are more times than not, in the hands of the educated, and those who want the best computing experiance, with the least amount of hassle. Macs are not for everyone, just as BMWs are not for everyone. I would wager that most people would like a Mac, but cannot justify a price for a REAL computer...they do not look at a computer as an investement for WORK..only a impulse buy to play games and to get things from kazaa. People in general don't like to be told they are wrong- and by jamming Macs down their throats and telling them in a snobby way that they are wrong and we are right..is going to turn LOTS of people away from Mac. I have sucessfully converted many a person and organization to Mac. I get their curiosity up, and when they ask, not if they ask, but WHEN I help them "discover" how easy things are on a Mac...not to mention how many LESS Tech. people it takes to keep the whole place running pretty much hassle free.
#14. Wipe the drool from your face and move to the next post. We don't need to retaliate against anyone..laugh and let it go. Again, you know Apple offers a superior product..and if any particular person can't see that...then let them fester in their own for awhile..and when they ask you...help them discover how easy and hassle free a Mac can be.

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#55 2003-09-14 3:26 pm
- Temetka
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Guys,
I've seen this video like 6 times so far. And you know what? It still cracks me up. Ignore the the fact that he is mixing 3 os's and just look at as what was intended to be. A spoof. When was the last spoof you saw that was 100% correct?
Bottom line:
I like it. It makes me laugh. If you don't like it, then let's just leave it at that and go are separate ways. There are bigger, better battles to fight in the world.
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Jdude wrote: Anything in the name of Temetka, I suppose.

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#56 2003-09-14 4:08 pm
- sumnchai
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
i wasn't attempting to attack any one person in particular, nor was i saying that anyone in here isn't an intelligent person. if there was offense taken by any one person, i apologize. all i was attempting was a little perspective. actually, we do live in an oligarchy. in fact, its a plutocratic oligarchy.
however, my comment it would seem stands in reference to frankly. i was not attacking him(or her) when i posted that original message - but it would seem that anyone who takes that much offense to a posting by an anonymous someone on the boards needs to take a deep breath and relax. frankly, i apologize if you took my post as an attack on you personally. my post was nothing except a plea to the majority. it was a pleae against the kind of idiotic fanaticism that i always have thought we as a computing group have been fighting against since 1984.
and no, i don't think that someone who takes a few minutes to respond to a message on the boards is incapable of having their priorities are straight (i'm posting, aren't i?). I would simply caution anyone against taking anything too seriously. if you thought he was funny, great. if you thought he was dumb, fine. your opinion is certainly valid to you, and noted by me. however, the kind of vitriolic outpouring that we are witnessing is wasted upon the creator of that video and indeed the video itself. instead of retaliating aginst him, why can't you take those few minutes and try to change something that really matters.
maybe this is why i can never really be a true sports fan, or even a patriot. i'm tired.
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#57 2003-09-14 8:37 pm
- theanimaster
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I have not personally used WinXP on a regular enough basis to judge that yet. I will starting next week.
Good Luck! My dad has a Pentium 4 with XP. Two weeks after getting it running from the start, XP kicks the GeForce 4 graphics card in the balls and starts whinning about not being able to find the correct drivers for it.
Running the modem is another problem. For some reason... Our version of XP has developed ADD and wants you to install the modem drivers everytime you shutdown and restart!
With the video driver, we had to re-install XP TWICE before it started working again.
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#58 2003-09-14 8:41 pm
- theanimaster
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
"mac killed my inner child"
This is a pun of Apple's promotional line back in the early 90's that the Macintosh brings out your inner child (the mac makes people think creatively).
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#59 2003-09-14 8:46 pm
- theanimaster
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
But seriously, that part where he kicked the iMac made me shiver, and the whole time he was swinging the G4 around was scary.
Those are just empty shells he's kicking around. Much like when MacAddict torched and bashed that PC in their video (i really loved that one)... they were just bashing the casing, and not any actual hardware. Note how the top piece flies off in one direction (this was probably edited in 3D).
If he had kicked a fully functional iMac... he'd be sore for days, and there would be so many more parts scattered around.
Still - it was symbolically chilling.
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#60 2003-09-14 10:00 pm
Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
this isn't such an outrage. i mean he did name it "BITCH.mpg". that's about as honest as anything i've ever seen. clearly, he is a bitch. a bitch for Windows. maybe if he stops taking all those idiot pills . . . he'll stop being such an idiot.

"The Fates lead he who will; he who won't, they drag." - Seneca
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#61 2003-09-15 3:10 am
- theanimaster
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
this isn't such an outrage. i mean he did name it "darling.mpg". that's about as honest as anything i've ever seen. clearly, he is a darling. a darling for Windows. maybe if he stops taking all those idiot pills . . . he'll stop being such an idiot.
That's actually an edited link. As said before... point your mouse over the link and see what it really says 
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#62 2003-09-15 3:34 am
- maximillian
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
OK, so someone spent a significant amount of time to make fun of a Macinstosh Computer!!! What ever shall we do? I am a long time Mac user, and I have to say that this video was very well done. If any of you out there can honestly say that you have never experienced what he is refering to, I envy you. This was a very well produced, intelligent, funny piece of film work. Anyone who takes this personally should really look at what a personal computer is, and realise that no one is attacking you, they are simply poking fun at an industry that has manipulated us to fight over brands, not purpose or functionality. If Bill and Steve had a child, we would all be better off. I Love Mac. I have three of them, but I also have one Windows device. I also have a Nokia, a few Sony's, four Panasonics, two Toshibas, three Canons, and a Terapin. Relax, It'l work out in the end.
Relax.
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#63 2003-09-15 4:44 am
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I love my PowerBook G4.... and I have used Macs all my life, and I thought the video was funny. I mean, you have to admit, Macs (well, Windows, too) have weird quirks.... this guy just made a video screaming about them because he has to work on computers all day for his job. I just can't believe that he spent all of that time making a video about it.... I am also too lazy to ever do anything like that.
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#64 2003-09-15 5:00 pm
Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
there are some legitimate gripes about the OLD Mac OS. the most annoying: dragging files from a cd onto your desktop which just creates shortcuts to the files but doesn't actually copy those files. also, i know Apple has a reason for this but the fact that you have to drag discs to the TRASH just to get them to eject is kind of annoying. i personally don't have a problem with this but i've seen several Windows users turn various shades of red when trying to retrieve a cd from a Mac. still think the guy's taking idiot pills. i mean . . . . i'm sure there are little quirks to a BMW or a Mercedez . . . BUT YOU'RE STILL DRIVING A BMW or MERCEDEZ!!!!! you're doing better than most of the world. quit your whinin'!!!
"The Fates lead he who will; he who won't, they drag." - Seneca
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#65 2003-09-15 5:04 pm
- jaxbrokenheart
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
there are some legitimate gripes about the OLD Mac OS. the most annoying: dragging files from a cd onto your desktop which just creates shortcuts to the files but doesn't actually copy those files. also, i know Apple has a reason for this but the fact that you have to drag discs to the TRASH just to get them to eject is kind of annoying. i personally don't have a problem with this but i've seen several Windows users turn various shades of red when trying to retrieve a cd from a Mac.
my cousin wanted to play a cd on my computer and when he saw it (he's not very smart), he said, "oh, you have a mac, that's a problem."
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#66 2003-09-23 8:15 pm
- B Rob
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Your computer platform is a lot like your religion. Unfortulnately, mac users seem to act like fundamentalist Muslims while Windows users seem to act like fundamentalist Christians. The mac users are willing to blow themselves up while the Windows users are saying that everyone else is going to hell. (I happen to be a Christian, so chew on that for a while.)
In the end, platform wars are pretty dumb. Like the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
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#67 2003-09-23 8:38 pm
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Your computer platform is a lot like your religion. Unfortulnately, mac users seem to act like fundamentalist Muslims while Windows users seem to act like fundamentalist Christians. The mac users are willing to blow themselves up while the Windows users are saying that everyone else is going to hell. (I happen to be a Christian, so chew on that for a while.)
In the end, platform wars are pretty dumb. Like the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
Well, that qualifies as the most insensitive and assynyn response I've seen in months.
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#68 2003-09-23 9:13 pm
- Og
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Your computer platform is a lot like your religion. Unfortulnately, mac users seem to act like fundamentalist Muslims while Windows users seem to act like fundamentalist Christians. The mac users are willing to blow themselves up while the Windows users are saying that everyone else is going to hell. (I happen to be a Christian, so chew on that for a while.)
So, you are a PC user and believe everyone else is going to hell.
FYE, most Mac users couldn't give a fuzzy rat turd about what platform people use. So if you're going to insist on a religious metaphor, then I'd have to say that PC users are like militant Muslims: "Any Platform Other Than the One True Platform Must Die", while Mac users are more like... Pagans: "And it hurt no one, do what thou wilt."
(oh, and
for what frankly noted)
In the end, platform wars are pretty dumb. Like the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
Well, damn! That's original! Wait, wait, lemme write that one down. I gotta remember it. 
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#69 2003-09-23 10:56 pm
- kamizuno
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
The actual thing I hate about these videos is that they're spoofing a 30 second ad, and the spoof is frickin' 10 minutes long, EDIT DAGNABBIT
!!!!
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#70 2003-09-24 12:25 am
- B Rob
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I'm a mac user, actually. I just think platform wars are really dumb, that's all. Like trying to convert someone to your religion.
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#71 2003-09-24 12:54 am
- Warin
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
Why did his antics with the computers bother you? It is blatantly obvious that they are just shells, not real computers. When he punts the iMac, it actually falls into pieces, and you can see there isnt a CRT or innards.
I found it rather amusing, but didnt for one moment assume the guy was even remotely serious. And for those who think he was wasting his time, imagine if he HAD made a similar rant for Windows product. It would have been 90 minutes long, and still needed two more parts to finish the trilogy (95/98, ME, 2K/XP)
And for the record, I am a PC user. My first experience with Mac will come when my 12" Powerbook arrives. And if it is even half as elegant and well made as the 10gig iPod I got today, I think I will be a very happy camper!
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#72 2003-09-24 8:50 am
- Og
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I'm a mac user, actually.
I know that. I was being sarcastic. 
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#73 2003-09-24 10:19 am
- Hultramagnus
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
OK, Im as big a Mac Addict as the next guy. I don't hate PCs, but I don't like Windows at all. Built a 3.2ghz P4 with a GeForce 5900 Ultra in it, and its collecting dust because regardless of the hardware, I hate Windows.
Love the mac. Love OS X. And it all works awesome for me.
I still thought that video was funny as hell. Don't take things so personally. First of all, his script was funny as hell. Doesn't matter that half the things he said were totally BS.
I thought it was damn entertaining myself.
"The Mac STOLE....my inner child." I about fell over laughing at that one.
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#74 2003-09-24 12:13 pm
- frankly
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I'm a mac user, actually. I just think platform wars are really dumb, that's all. Like trying to convert someone to your religion.
The main problem with your analysis is that this thread isn't about platform wars. It is about two things:
1) People pointing out what an idiot this guy is for doing a piss poor Sam Kinnison imitation because he made up almost every "problem" that he said he had with a Macintosh. People who actually know a little bit about computers (Macs and PCs) and have actually used them recently (in the past two years) know that the stuff he said was made up. Since he claimed that everything actually happened it ruined any chance he had of being funny. Period.
2) Us finding out that most people in here have a very bad sense of humor (those who actually found this guy funny). Again, there is a reason why there was only one Sam Kinnison. No one else could actually pull that off.
Later, Frank
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#75 2003-09-24 12:17 pm
- frankly
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Re: RETALIATE! This is an OUTRAGE!
I found it rather amusing, but didnt for one moment assume the guy was even remotely serious.
Since you haven't been reading the posts of others I will point out a quote from the website where this originated:
http://happynowhere.net/mac_parody.htm
First, EVERYTHING in the parody actually happened.
Later, Frank
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