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#51 2003-09-22 4:54 pm
- NokX
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Re: Is this satire or real?
it only takes a matter of years for an animal to be extinct... it (according to the evolutionary theory) takes millions and millions for a creature to evolve.
I'm sorry....do you at least believe in 'evolution' with a supreme being getting the ball rolling, or do you think that all men came from adam and eve, and that dinosaur bones are put there by the devil to mislead you, etc...
i don't see anywhere in genesis where it says "and God put a cell on the earth that evolved into billions of different species, with some specimens turning into plants, strawberries, fish, mammals, birds, etc..."
besides the whole religious aspect of it...
there's not even any scientific proof that evolution occurred. it's just the only other explanation other than "God did it". no physical proof of evolution whatsoever.
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#52 2003-09-22 4:58 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
there's not even any scientific proof that evolution occurred. it's just the only other explanation other than "God did it". no physical proof of evolution whatsoever.
...and your proof of creationism comes from the bible? The study of biology on this planet lends itself MUCH, MUCH more towards evolution than 'and God said let their be giraffes.'
You obviously take it as verbatim (which totally blows my mind), so I suppose there's no purpose to even have this conversation.
Do you believe that dinosaurs existed?
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#53 2003-09-22 4:58 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
i don't see anywhere in genesis where it says "and God put a cell on the earth that evolved into billions of different species, with some specimens turning into plants, strawberries, fish, mammals, birds, etc..."
...and you should probably brush up on your understanding of evolution there.
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#54 2003-09-22 5:37 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
First creator then creation.
Big bang = creation (not creator).
Before big bang > creator.
Tired now, will post tomorrow. 
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#55 2003-09-22 5:46 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Proteins are the most complex atoms in the cell.
Please don't be on our side.
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#56 2003-09-22 5:52 pm
- Troutski
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Oh-oh
Roc-Kit just became "Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon".
Was that evolution?
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#57 2003-09-22 6:02 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
I'd like to know what the creationist argument is for dinosaurs. It's not mentioned in the bible (that I know of).
All in all, I definitely lean toward evolution.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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#58 2003-09-22 6:43 pm
- SpacemanSpiff
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Dinosaurs?
Did you forget a reference to an animal in Job? (40:15-24).
Granted, it doesn't say dinosaur, but does it have to? The reference here is to an animal that we haven't identified, a behemoth.
Why couldn't it be a dinosaur?
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#59 2003-09-22 6:51 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Dinosaurs?
Did you forget a reference to an animal in Job? (40:15-24).
I think the idea is that, (if you take everything in the Bible verbatim), you either have to deny procedures that are used to age artifacts, or believe that dinosaurs existed WITH humans, or deny their existence...or maybe accept the fact that the bible isn't meant to be taken literally.

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#60 2003-09-22 6:57 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
let's take it apart shall we?
according to the evolutionary theory... life came from something (they haven't figured that part out yet)
(simplified) methane and ammonia and hydrogen and carbon dioxide and etc plus heat
, and then somehow, that one "organisim" managed to live and duplicate with itself.
I don't suppose you've ever taken a biology course and seen how single celled organisms THAT EXIST EVEN TODAY divide in half to produce new single celled life
then because being an organisim floating around wasn't adequate, it decided to grow fins and gills and because it knew it needed to see, it grew eyes.
yeah, just like I decided to go get some milk today because I was out. mutations, thousands-no-trillions of them. some good (the heart of evolution) some bad (I'll refrain from posting insults here). the mutations brought on by reproduction cause the diversification and new species we see today
then, living in the water wasn't cutting it, so after a few million years of flopping onto land, it grew lungs and fur and/or scales.
yep, all those fish flopping around on land for millions of years got together and thought up lungs. as was posted before, slowly creatures developed features that allowed them to out-reproduce those less fortunate creatures. these better skills were spread as the superior creatures out produced the inferior. slowly, these features gained the larger achievements of being able to stay on land. I'm sure it started slowly (ie. creature can go on land but only for short amounts of time)
some decided to become really slow sloths, some into mosquitos that just live for a day, some into birds after millions of years of attempting to be airborn, and now we have all the billions of species all over the globe we have today.
again, these weren't decisions but mutations and feature evolution.
and yeah, what about the dinosaurs!?
personally I see it like this:
while I don't specifically believe in a god, I'm not ruling out the possibility. perhaps, the bible specifies creation as it happened the way it portrays everything else. in parable. I do not believe that every event in the bible happened. much of it is stories passed on forever and consolidated into one book. where religion fits in for me is the values. not the fear of god. not the damnation of hell. not the thou shalts and shalt nots. if you look at it as an ethics book, there is a lot of good stuff portrayed in strange ways.
which brings me to evolution and all that. why not see creation as the first step of evolution? maybe it was a god that gave that needed spark or heated up the "small warm pool" to the right temperature.
I just can't understand the view that fossils are the trick of the devil.
why don't you see fossils of the intermediary steps? who says that what you see are the plateaus where evolution slowed down with a set species? who says that evolution even does that? there are plenty of fossil records of man and other creatures that show relations of bone structure, etc. plus, there's a whole boat load of land out there to search. plenty of room for other fossils to be. and plenty of fossils that have already turned into oil or been broken apart.
basically nokx, you have yet to produce any proof beyond "it's in this book" and "you're stupid theories are stupid" (not direct quotes of course)
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#61 2003-09-22 7:00 pm
Re: Is this satire or real?
If you take the Bible at its word then the Universe is roughly 6000 years old.
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#62 2003-09-22 7:01 pm
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...or maybe accept the fact that the bible isn't meant to be taken literally.
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#63 2003-09-22 8:08 pm
Re: Is this satire or real?
Yes as I said, the teleological explanation doesn't fly.
In terms of intermediate species (a flawed term, as species are always on the way from one specie to zero, one, or many other species, so pretty much everything is an intermediate species), do you NokX claim that the mini horse fossil evidence is completely faked?
as a basic description Try here
edit: For another page that said flat out that the horse evolution provides intermediate fossil evidence Click Me
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#64 2003-09-22 8:12 pm
- bratboy
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Re: Is this satire or real?
In terms of intermediate species (a flawed term, as species are always on the way from one specie to zero, one, or many other species, so pretty much everything is an intermediate species), do you NokX claim that the mini horse fossil evidence is completely faked?
as a basic description Try here
Faked by Satan, no doubt.

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#65 2003-09-22 8:46 pm
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I knew Landover was fake (read the 1st post), but the more I look at this site, the more I think it is real. Just read the Halloween page. One would expect that if it were satire, this page would be an obvious one to spot it. It seems way too serious and too real to be satire.
Well its not so you better learn to deal with it
The crap in their online store certainly seems to be on a par with what the hip young evangelicals are sporting this season. About half of this stuff looks to be parody, and half is too weird to be anything but a serious religious nut.
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#66 2003-09-22 8:50 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
The crap in their online store certainly seems to be on a par with what the hip young evangelicals are sporting this season. About half of this stuff looks to be parody, and half is too weird to be anything but a serious religious nut.
*knows where to buy NokX's Christmas gift*

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#67 2003-09-22 8:51 pm
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Re: Is this satire or real?
All I know is that Bazooka Jesus is my new hero. 
Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path.
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#68 2003-09-22 10:01 pm
Re: Is this satire or real?
I knew Landover was fake (read the 1st post), but the more I look at this site, the more I think it is real. Just read the Halloween page. One would expect that if it were satire, this page would be an obvious one to spot it. It seems way too serious and too real to be satire.
Well its not so you better learn to deal with it
The crap in their online store certainly seems to be on a par with what the hip young evangelicals are sporting this season. About half of this stuff looks to be parody, and half is too weird to be anything but a serious religious nut.
Id rather not look, could you give me a rundown?
Just like back in Saigon! Eh, slick?
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#69 2003-09-23 7:22 am
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Dinosaurs?
Did you forget a reference to an animal in Job? (40:15-24).
Behemoth = Hippo
Leviathan = Crockadile
Nephalem = children of women that were raped by dark angels.
Millenia = incomprehensable amount of time (A day to the Lord is as a millenia)
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#70 2003-09-23 7:42 am
Re: Is this satire or real?
it only takes a matter of years for an animal to be extinct... it (according to the evolutionary theory) takes millions and millions for a creature to evolve.
I'm sorry....do you at least believe in 'evolution' with a supreme being getting the ball rolling, or do you think that all men came from adam and eve, and that dinosaur bones are put there by the devil to mislead you, etc...
i don't see anywhere in genesis where it says "and God put a cell on the earth that evolved into billions of different species, with some specimens turning into plants, strawberries, fish, mammals, birds, etc..."
besides the whole religious aspect of it...
there's not even any scientific proof that evolution occurred. it's just the only other explanation other than "God did it". no physical proof of evolution whatsoever.
So by what method did God create everything on Earth? Does the Bible specifically state how he did it? If not then isn't it possible that evolution is the process by which God created things?
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#71 2003-09-23 7:57 am
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Re: Is this satire or real?
it only takes a matter of years for an animal to be extinct... it (according to the evolutionary theory) takes millions and millions for a creature to evolve.
I'm sorry....do you at least believe in 'evolution' with a supreme being getting the ball rolling, or do you think that all men came from adam and eve, and that dinosaur bones are put there by the devil to mislead you, etc...
i don't see anywhere in genesis where it says "and God put a cell on the earth that evolved into billions of different species, with some specimens turning into plants, strawberries, fish, mammals, birds, etc..."
besides the whole religious aspect of it...
there's not even any scientific proof that evolution occurred. it's just the only other explanation other than "God did it". no physical proof of evolution whatsoever.So by what method did God create everything on Earth? Does the Bible specifically state how he did it? If not then isn't it possible that evolution is the process by which God created things?
Yes, thank you. Why this idea so hard to believe?
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#72 2003-09-23 7:58 am
Re: Is this satire or real?
The creationism viewpoint is a farce. I can't even be apologetic in this, it is a farce.
Once upon a time before science, mankind made up stories as to how the world was created. They were very imaginative, and they got a hell of a lot wrong.
Then came the scientists, who actually looked for proof of their theories, and lo and behold there were great discoveries! The Earth is not the center of the universe, nay, not even the center of the solar system. There were much larger creatures that came before us, and sometimes species die out and are replaced by those better suited to the environment! Internal combustion engines! Wow!
The "Proof" for creationism is the Bible. As a collection of word of mouth, hand me down stories, the old testament is not very compelling as 'proof.'
I'm a practicing Episcopalian (just in case this has any bearing on the matter). I happen to believe that science is working out the how of it all very nicely... the why was up to God.
Incidentally:
"Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism."
-- The Anti-Darwin web site, objective: Christian Ministries (http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html), explains how Apple preaches evolutionary propaganda by basing Mac OS X on Darwin open-source code.
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#73 2003-09-23 8:20 am
- Mars_Attacks
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Once upon a time before science, mankind made up stories as to how the world was created. They were very imaginative, and they got a hell of a lot wrong.
And they got alot right in second Peter with the destruction of the earth.
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#74 2003-09-23 8:35 am
- petikas
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Re: Is this satire or real?
Try to sign the guestbook and see the options you have in the pop-up menus. 
The methods of science are manifestly effective, having made massive humanitarian contributions to society. It is this very effectiveness which the purveyors of mystical philosophies attack, because they recognise in it the chief threat to the belief-based source of their power and financial reward. -Harry Kroto, Nobel Laureate
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#75 2003-09-23 8:50 am
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I hate that site so much 
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