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#1 2003-11-17 8:23 pm
Ask Bill.
Has this been posted here yet
http://www.msnbc.com/news/993867.asp
Ask Bill a question.
What would you ask?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
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#2 2003-11-17 8:24 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Ask Bill.
"How long did it take you to convince yourself that you're innovative?"
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#3 2003-11-17 8:28 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
Hey Bill do you enjoy stealing ideas from Apple? Do you enjoy to watch Windows users have to update their Operating System every few days because of a new hole or a virus? Do you have pleasure when you steal people's money? Do you love the fact that your Longhorn is going to be released in 2006 with "new" technologies that Apple already have in Panther? Thanks
That's what I put
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#4 2003-11-17 8:28 pm
Re: Ask Bill.
What is your definition of "security"? 
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#5 2003-11-17 8:29 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
I'd like to submit a question, but I want to think of something really good first. Maybe we should all brainstorm, and then each of us send in the same question. Then it would be a popular question and have a higher likelihood of being addressed.
Something along the lines of, "Do you have any plans to make your products not suck?" but eloquently. 
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#6 2003-11-17 8:30 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
Hey Bill do you enjoy stealing ideas from Apple? Do you enjoy to watch Windows users have to update their Operating System every few days because of a new hole or a virus? Do you have pleasure when you steal people's money? Do you love the fact that your Longhorn is going to be released in 2006 with "new" technologies that Apple already have in Panther? Thanks
That's what I put
I think I may steal your answer.
Just kidding.
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#7 2003-11-17 8:32 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
Hey if you give me the credit I don't care
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Stack it!#9 2003-11-18 12:10 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
Hey Bill do you enjoy stealing ideas from Apple? Do you enjoy to watch Windows users have to update their Operating System every few days because of a new hole or a virus? Do you have pleasure when you steal people's money? Do you love the fact that your Longhorn is going to be released in 2006 with "new" technologies that Apple already have in Panther? Thanks
That's what I put
I think I may steal your answer.
Just kidding.
I'm not...I stole it
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#10 2003-11-18 12:53 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
Anybody seen the movie Kill Bill?
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#11 2003-11-18 1:38 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
Anybody seen the movie Kill Bill?
start your own thread hijacker
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#12 2003-11-18 6:44 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
Boy do you actually think that these questions won't be screen and deleated before he see's them, he will avoid thses at all cost. PUSSY!
Still I think there will be more stuff like this that real questions.
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#13 2003-11-18 6:55 am
Re: Ask Bill.
There won't be any "real" questions. They'll have to make it up just like they made up that Mac switcher person. They'll be totally obvious too, like "Bill, I run a small business and was wondering how I could increase my productivity, concerned customer, notSteveBallmer" "Well not, with our new productivity tools included with Microsoft Office XP you'll be able to >bullsmurf<".
Stuff like that, lots of it.
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#14 2003-11-18 7:46 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
What is your definition of "security"?
I dunno about Bill's definition. I personally think that the only secure computer is one that's powered-down, cast in a 6-foot by 6-foot block of concrete and stored in a locked vault surrounded by armed guards...at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
And even then, I have my doubts.
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#15 2003-11-18 7:46 am
Re: Ask Bill.
There won't be any "real" questions. They'll have to make it up just like they made up that Mac switcher person. They'll be totally obvious too, like "Bill, I run a small business and was wondering how I could increase my productivity, concerned customer, notSteveBallmer" "Well not, with our new productivity tools included with Microsoft Office XP you'll be able to >bullsmurf<".
Stuff like that, lots of it.
I agree. It will be very staged. More like, "I love the ease of use of Movie Maker, how can you possibly make it better for Longhorn?" instead of "Why can't you release a stable, secure OS so that I do not have to worry about downloading patches every day?"
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#16 2003-11-18 9:10 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
"How long until this service gets flooded with questions and is forced to stop?"
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#17 2003-11-18 9:45 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
Define Innovation without thinking of Apple. Ok, ok, too hard. hm... let's see... define Security Holes in one word.
...hint: Windows...
I know your IP.
A gift without a giver is not a gift.
"Intel Inside" is not a marketing ploy, it's a warning label.
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#18 2003-11-18 12:49 pm
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I personally think that the only secure computer is one that's powered-down, cast in a 6-foot by 6-foot block of concrete...
I didn't ask you.
Besides that is security, I asked about "security"
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#19 2003-11-18 2:36 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
I'd ask:
can you give me some (1%) of your money???
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#20 2003-11-18 8:07 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
This thing will be totally rigged
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#21 2003-11-18 8:47 pm
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Re: Ask Bill.
When will Internet Explorer become standards-compliant?My exact words.
We should all ask this question.
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#23 2003-11-19 10:09 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
This thing will be totally rigged
It would be like, "Thanks for emailing Bill Gates! We wish to serve you again soon!"
Bitches.
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#24 2003-11-19 10:19 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
This thing will be totally rigged
It would be like, "Thanks for emailing Bill Gates! We wish to serve you again soon!"
Bitches.
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#25 2003-11-19 10:56 am
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Re: Ask Bill.
This thing will be totally rigged
It would be like, "Thanks for emailing Bill Gates! We wish to serve you again soon!"
darlings.
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