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#26 2003-11-19 4:21 pm
Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
Pathetic. Someone should make a new dance monkey boy video with that spoof if we ever get it.
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#27 2003-11-19 4:34 pm
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that 2001 ad was more lame than this microsoft thing..(if you can get more lame)
You are a dumbass.
hmm.. this topic has gone down the tubes
You're the tubes.
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#28 2003-11-19 6:56 pm
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Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
You obviously haven't seen the 2001 Hal Superbowl ad. Now that spoof was done with style and class and the most important thing...it was relevant.
Does anyone have a link for it I wanna see it
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#29 2003-11-19 10:07 pm
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#30 2003-11-20 6:38 pm
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when you resort to calling names like a child. it only shows your ignorance and lack of being able to have an intelligent debate. now go suck your thumb and get back to watching blues clues.
I love it how you call us babies for making fun of you. Are you not doing the same exact thing? 
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#31 2003-11-20 7:31 pm
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Don't say no con-word about Blue's Clues. That show was the shiznit, but only up until the coke addict left. Now the new straight-edge guy just sucks.
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#32 2003-11-20 10:35 pm
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I can't believe nobody's found this thing yet. Where is it!
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEE!
please.
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#33 2003-11-20 10:38 pm
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smurf you! I run debian.
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#34 2003-11-20 10:43 pm
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I can't believe nobody's found this thing yet. Where is it!
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEE!
please.
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#35 2003-11-21 8:37 am
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I can't believe nobody's found this thing yet. Where is it!
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEE!
please.
Not that one. The Matrix one. (I guess the GIUFM all in caps threw you).
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#36 2003-11-21 9:17 am
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Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
I can't believe nobody's found this thing yet. Where is it!
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEE!
please.Not that one. The Matrix one. (I guess the GIUFM all in caps threw you).
What are you looking for again?
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#37 2003-11-23 12:02 am
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steve Ballmer is FAT
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#39 2003-11-23 10:47 am
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Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
I can't believe nobody's found this thing yet. Where is it!
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEE!
please.Not that one. The Matrix one. (I guess the GIUFM all in caps threw you).
What are you looking for again?
Er. Um. Uhhhh, the Matrix spoof that showed at Comdex? You know, the subject of this thread? Y'know, The Matrix - big movie - crossed with Bill Gates and Steve Balmer - big buffoons? Y'know. That one.
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#40 2003-11-23 12:03 pm
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Er. Um. Uhhhh, the Matrix spoof that showed at Comdex? You know, the subject of this thread? Y'know, The Matrix - big movie - crossed with Bill Gates and Steve Balmer - big buffoons? Y'know. That one.
Fool! We are talking about more important things now.
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#41 2003-11-23 1:32 pm
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Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
Er. Um. Uhhhh, the Matrix spoof that showed at Comdex? You know, the subject of this thread? Y'know, The Matrix - big movie - crossed with Bill Gates and Steve Balmer - big buffoons? Y'know. That one.
Fool! We are talking about more important things now.
Oh? And what, pray tell, is more important than Bill Gates take over of the Matrix? Eh? I find this line of dialog distressing!
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#42 2003-11-23 3:37 pm
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you maczealots crack me up, you bash anything that isnt mac. sure you dont like microsoft, but at least there are some corporate execs, and CEOs that at least try to have a sense of humor. i mean what goes on at most events?
Steve jobs has never done anything funny..unless "and one more thing" is funny to some of you??? steve comes out every event with a black shirt and jeans..anouncing the same slow macs as last year and zealots eat it up like stale rolls from last thanksgiving and like it. tell me, what exactly does steve jobs do that is so "original" at his events??? seriously put the maczealotry aside for a split second.
steve isnt funny at all, you talk to him youre lucky if he doesnt throw a camera at you.
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#43 2003-11-23 3:39 pm
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you maczealots crack me up, you bash anything that isnt mac. sure you dont like microsoft, but at least there are some corporate execs, and CEOs that at least try to have a sense of humor. i mean what goes on at most events?
Steve jobs has never done anything funny..unless "and one more thing" is funny to some of you??? steve comes out every event with a black shirt and jeans..anouncing the same slow macs as last year and zealots eat it up like stale rolls from last thanksgiving and like it. tell me, what exactly does steve jobs do that is so "original" at his events??? seriously put the maczealotry aside for a split second.
steve isnt funny at all, you talk to him youre lucky if he doesnt throw a camera at you.There's this wonderful thing called grammar that we civilized people use. Try it for yourself.
I was going to point out the excessive use of made up words but whatever.
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#44 2003-11-23 4:16 pm
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steve Ballmer is FAT
Look at him sweat:
http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg
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#45 2003-11-23 4:19 pm
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you maczealots crack me up, you bash anything that isnt mac. sure you dont like microsoft, but at least there are some corporate execs, and CEOs that at least try to have a sense of humor. i mean what goes on at most events?
Steve jobs has never done anything funny..unless "and one more thing" is funny to some of you??? steve comes out every event with a black shirt and jeans..anouncing the same slow macs as last year and zealots eat it up like stale rolls from last thanksgiving and like it. tell me, what exactly does steve jobs do that is so "original" at his events??? seriously put the maczealotry aside for a split second.
steve isnt funny at all, you talk to him youre lucky if he doesnt throw a camera at you.You are not my friend.
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#46 2003-11-23 4:41 pm
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This thread makes me cry.
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#47 2003-11-23 6:20 pm
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This thread makes me cry.
Let's see if castration makes you cry more.
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#48 2003-11-23 9:38 pm
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Re: Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in Matrix spoof!
steve Ballmer is FAT
Look at him sweat:
http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg
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#49 2003-11-23 10:06 pm
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#50 2003-11-23 10:09 pm
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