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Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you.

Actually, this isn't quite true. The original quote got cut off because of the primitive technology. As it turns out, Bell actually said "Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you naked."

"In America, anybody can be president.  That's one of the risks you take."
- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal."                         
- Sigfried Hulzer

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

And lastly, my favorite:
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Abraham Lincoln

"God is dead."
Nietzsche



"Nietzsche is dead."
God