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1. Find yourself some guns. Lots of guns. 
  2. Head down to your friendly neighborhood 7-11. Ask Ahab the Arab if Moose is in. If he is, resume to the back, if not, go back outside. 
  3. If Moose is there, get the keys for the freezer and grab the piglet! 
  4. If Moose is not there, put on the tap dancing shoes and kick the poop out of the potato chip aisle until Moose returns. 
  5. Be sure to put an atomic fireball into the piglet's mouth and baptize it in the 32 oz. Slurpee. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT baptize the piglet in the BIG GULP CUP! It MUST be the 32 oz. cup! 
  6. After the baptism, slit the piglet open and remove the SEVEN KEYS. 
  7. Throw the key that looks like a penis to Ahab the Arab and continue to the docks with the other six keys. When you arrive at the docks, there should be a hermaphrodite with a flock of seagull's haircut that answers to the name "Nemo". 
  8. Ask Nemo about "the tattoo", and alas, he will show the little AOL guy on his belly! Ask him to make the little guy run. Give him the purple key in exchange. 
  9. If he gets the little guy "running" fast enough, you'll be able to see a code, kill Nemo and etch this code where you see it. 
  10. Head back home and go to your command line. Type in "Alice Saw A Bear" and you'll be prompted for your code. Insert the one you have etched on Nemo's dead carcass. 
  11. There's no step 11! There's no step 11!
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If it wern't for the really wierd storyline, I'd say that sounds like a walkthrough to one of the old King's Quest or Quest for Glory games

Anyone ever played those? I've played King's Quest 1 & 4 as well as Quest for Glory 1. Very good, classic games

-GreenAlge

1. Find yourself some guns. Lots of guns. 
  2. Head down to your friendly neighborhood 7-11. Ask Ahab the Arab if Moose is in. If he is, resume to the back, if not, go back outside. 
  3. If Moose is there, get the keys for the freezer and grab the piglet! 
  4. If Moose is not there, put on the tap dancing shoes and kick the smurf out of the potato chip aisle until Moose returns. 
  5. Be sure to put an atomic fireball into the piglet's mouth and baptize it in the 32 oz. Slurpee. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT baptize the piglet in the BIG GULP CUP! It MUST be the 32 oz. cup! 
  6. After the baptism, slit the piglet open and remove the SEVEN KEYS. 
  7. Throw the key that looks like a penis to Ahab the Arab and continue to the docks with the other six keys. When you arrive at the docks, there should be a hermaphrodite with a flock of seagull's haircut that answers to the name "Nemo". 
  8. Ask Nemo about "the tattoo", and alas, he will show the little AOL guy on his belly! Ask him to make the little guy run. Give him the purple key in exchange. 
  9. If he gets the little guy "running" fast enough, you'll be able to see a code, kill Nemo and etch this code where you see it. 
  10. Head back home and go to your command line. Type in "Alice Saw A Bear" and you'll be prompted for your code. Insert the one you have etched on Nemo's dead carcass. 
  11. There's no step 11! There's no step 11!
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OK, its official, Phy has completely lost his mind! 

By all means, come on the server.... I'm always looking for someone else to destro^H^H^HI mean play against.

OK, its official, Phy has completely lost his mind! 

think it has any connection to this?

Whoa.. I didn't see that... Well then again, this is the only forum I peruse tho. 

   I'm confused too!

odd... hope he still plays/ comes back...

So ... he'll be back?  (Too bad...)

I mean, uh ... !

That has nothing to do with it.

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