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#51 2003-12-28 9:51 pm
Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
now the REAL question now is..... who has peed in a sink?
Yep.
It was at a party, 7 of us crowded in the bathroom to pee. The shame of it is that I shared the sink...
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#52 2003-12-28 9:53 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
now the REAL question now is..... who has peed in a sink?
Yep.
It was at a party, 7 of us crowded in the bathroom to pee. The shame of it is that I shared the sink...
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#53 2003-12-28 9:55 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
now the REAL question now is..... who has peed in a sink?
I have, in a public restroom.
The toilet was just that nasty.
I dunno for sure, but I've got a good idea that the wimmin-folk should be glad they don't use public men's rooms. 
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#54 2003-12-28 9:58 pm
Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
now the REAL question now is..... who has peed in a sink?
I have, in a public restroom.
The toilet was just that nasty.![]()
I dunno for sure, but I've got a good idea that the wimmin-folk should be glad they don't use public men's rooms.
Why would a man need to pee in a sink if the toilet was dirty?
And, womens restrooms are far worse than mens, believe me.
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#55 2003-12-28 9:59 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I dunno for sure, but I've got a good idea that the wimmin-folk should be glad they don't use public men's rooms.
When I was a snot nosed kid I work at a fast food joint. The women's was far far worse than the men's room.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#56 2003-12-28 10:05 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
Why would a man need to pee in a sink if the toilet was dirty?
![]()
Not just dirty, but beyond filthy and clogged. I ducked out of the can, took a deep breath and dashed back in. Held it 'till I was done (the stench was horriffic). Fastest whiz in recent history. I was turning blue by the time I got out. It was about as bad as you might find at a concert.
And, womens restrooms are far worse than mens, believe me.
I really don't know, honest, but I suppose it takes a special kind of femme to whiz on a toilet seat.
then of course there are all the reminders of the general public's "monthly bill", as it were. 
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#57 2003-12-28 10:10 pm
Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I really don't know, honest, but I suppose it takes a special kind of femme to whiz on a toilet seat.
then of course there are all the reminders of the general public's "monthly bill", as it were.
I've never been in a public restroom where some idiot didn't piss on the seat or there were footprints on the seat. 
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#58 2003-12-28 10:17 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
And, womens restrooms are far worse than mens, believe me.
Any time I've seen a nasty women's bathroom, it's the result of men using it.
Typically, women don't pee on the seat, on the floor, on the sides of the stall, or on the toilet paper holder.... but men do.
Moreover, in any 'good' mens room the paint on stall walls bubbles and peels off because they have been peed on so much.
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#59 2003-12-28 10:29 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
And, womens restrooms are far worse than mens, believe me.Any time I've seen a nasty women's bathroom, it's the result of men using it.
Typically, women don't pee on the seat, on the floor, on the sides of the stall, or on the toilet paper holder.... but men do.
Moreover, in any 'good' mens room the paint on stall walls bubbles and peels off because they have been peed on so much.
smurf, sounds like they need some bigger toilets. That, or they are so well hung that their dicks whip around like fire hoses with full pressure.
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#60 2003-12-28 10:31 pm
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that, or they are so well hung that their dicks whip around like fire hoses with full pressure.
sounds like me... 
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#61 2003-12-28 10:32 pm
Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
And, womens restrooms are far worse than mens, believe me.Any time I've seen a nasty women's bathroom, it's the result of men using it.
Typically, women don't pee on the seat, on the floor, on the sides of the stall, or on the toilet paper holder.... but men do.
Moreover, in any 'good' mens room the paint on stall walls bubbles and peels off because they have been peed on so much.
You haven't been in many womens restrooms. Women are smurfing pigs when they know they aren't the ones that have to clean it up.
My niece had to toss a pair of pants because she went into a womens rest room, and didn't notice that someone had a very liquid bowel movement and chose not to sit. It ran down the outside of the bowl and my nieces pants rubbed against it.
The rest room was a public rest room at her job which happens to be a government building. She screamed and cussed so loud, they came running. She said she needed a change of clothes and that she was so mad, she was going home and wouldn't be back til the next day.
Women piss on the toilet seats ALL the time. They don't like to sit down on public toilets. Why is that so hard for men to believe?
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#62 2003-12-28 11:05 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I believe it. I've seen some nasty things. I've seen both #1 and #2 on the seat... in addition to blood.
All I'm saying is that when you get guy drunk, we can very well pee on EVERYTHING
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#63 2003-12-28 11:12 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
This has gone from innocent shower peeing to nasty liquid bowel movements.
Not that I mind...I find it fascinating...
*takes notes*
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#64 2003-12-28 11:16 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
This has gone from innocent shower peeing to nasty liquid bowel movements.
Not that I mind...I find it fascinating...
*takes notes*
I, on the other hand, am going to go puke... 
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#65 2003-12-28 11:33 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
Women piss on the toilet seats ALL the time. They don't like to sit down on public toilets. Why is that so hard for men to believe?
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
It should be taught in sex ed or something.
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#66 2003-12-28 11:36 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
My niece had to toss a pair of pants because she went into a womens rest room, and didn't notice that someone had a very liquid bowel movement and chose not to sit. It ran down the outside of the bowl and my nieces pants rubbed against it.
My friend works at a movie theater, and boy have I heard stories. Apparently this is a weekly occurance. Ever seen crap on a ceiling? Crazy stuff... defies the very laws of physics!
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#67 2003-12-28 11:38 pm
Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I'm surprised no-one has asked yet, so I have to.
Have you ever peed on someone else in the shower? 
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#68 2003-12-28 11:52 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I'm surprised no-one has asked yet, so I have to.
Have you ever peed on someone else in the shower?
Only a matter of time 'till water sports entered this...
Why am I not surprised that it's gippy that brought it up? 
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#69 2003-12-28 11:52 pm
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I dont pee in the shower. I pee on the floor all around the toilet the way god intended.
Amen.
I don't pee in the shower, because that is disgusting. I know it's sterile, I have the Fight Club SE dvd, but it still seems dirty to me.
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#70 2003-12-29 12:16 am
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
I just don't see what the big fuss is all about. You aim for the drain and it goes straight in with all the water that's on the floor. It saves water too since you don't have to flush.
If you're in a public shower like in a gym, that's a different thing. It's just common decency not to have your waste traveling right next to other people in full view. If you're at the end of the drain on the other hand, you might get away with it. 
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#71 2003-12-29 12:17 am
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
My niece had to toss a pair of pants because she went into a womens rest room, and didn't notice that someone had a very liquid bowel movement and chose not to sit. It ran down the outside of the bowl and my nieces pants rubbed against it.
My friend works at a movie theater, and boy have I heard stories. Apparently this is a weekly occurance. Ever seen crap on a ceiling? Crazy stuff... defies the very laws of physics!
Actually, there is a reason for someone to smurf on the floor in front of the toilet or toss their smurf on the ceiling. THEY ARE smurfing CRAZY!
But seriously, there is a psycological reason for it, I've heard of it before.
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#72 2003-12-29 12:17 am
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
Have you ever peed on someone else in the shower?
Yes, and luckily she thought it was funny. 
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#73 2003-12-29 12:19 am
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
It saves water too since you don't have to flush.
By golly, I think the EPA would approve of peeing in the shower!!
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#74 2003-12-29 12:20 am
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But seriously, there is a psycological reason for it, I've heard of it before.
Ever hear of projectile diarrhea?
Speaking from experience, let it suffice to say that this is not a phenomenon that you want to experience.
But barring that, there is no good excuse.
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#75 2003-12-29 12:25 am
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Re: Have you ever peed in the shower?
Since anything goes, anyone ever sneeze while pissing? Ouch.
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