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#26 2004-01-02 4:41 pm
- ConnertheCat
- 7 Months Later
- From: Penfield, NY
- Registered: 2001-07-21
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I'm currently on day 6,618 - I win... 
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#27 2004-01-02 4:42 pm
- Tria
- Minor Prophetess
- From: Madison, WI
- Registered: 2000-05-13
- Posts: 18087
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I'm sure there are people who are older than you, Conner. 
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#28 2004-01-02 4:42 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Ummmm....are you asking us to give up something, like anything, any vice, for forty days.....or does it have to be sex?
If the answer is sex...sorry for the pun, but...uhhh... no fecking way.....
Just like the movie, no sex, no self pleasure, no kisses.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#29 2004-01-02 4:44 pm
- Marc
- On the run from the MPAA
- Registered: 2003-05-10
- Posts: 13129
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
The only reason I would do this is to give my overworked sex life a few days to rest.
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#30 2004-01-02 4:45 pm
- punkgeek
- born of frustration
- From: Dew Drop Inn
- Registered: 2001-05-28
- Posts: 3704
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
To Mac Daddy:
You are smoking some serious rock if you think Im in.LMAO!
Ame makes me laugh so hard, I fear I might pee my pants.It comes so naturally to me.
"I also use lowercase christian when referring to her and people like her. To be Christian, they'd have to follow the example of Christ. These people are so un-Christlike, it's not even funny."
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#31 2004-01-02 4:49 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Mac Daddy...NO SELF PLEASURE?
Dude, and I mean this: good luck.
*snickers*
Thanks for your astounding vote of confidence...
Oh wait, that was me... the only person to vote that I could do it.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#32 2004-01-02 4:49 pm
- ironhawk
- Shai Dorsai!
- From: San Francisco
- Registered: 2001-10-16
- Posts: 3080
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Ummmm....are you asking us to give up something, like anything, any vice, for forty days.....or does it have to be sex?
If the answer is sex...sorry for the pun, but...uhhh... no fecking way.....It's not a pun if you can't even say the smurfing word.
it was an accent...
smurf-smurf-smurf-smurf!!
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#33 2004-01-02 4:53 pm
- ckm
- f/k/a captkevman
- From: over here!
- Registered: 2001-03-13
- Posts: 6884
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Dude, I'm married....40 days? That's like a walk in the park.
And NO SELF PLEASURE might make it harder for you... but you know what this means.
You're in.
*ahem*...I most certainly am NOT in!
I never said anything about INTENTIONALLY going without for months at a time; you must have misconstrued what I was saying.
I can't commit to INTENTIONALLY foregoing sex for 40 days. Jeebus! If the opportunity presents itself, y'DAMN sure I'm gonna take it!
(You must not be married, else you'd understand)
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#34 2004-01-02 4:56 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
*ahem*...I most certainly am NOT in!
I never said anything about INTENTIONALLY going without for months at a time; you must have misconstrued what I was saying.
I can't commit to INTENTIONALLY foregoing sex for 40 days. Jeebus! If the opportunity presents itself, y'DAMN sure I'm gonna take it!
(You must not be married, else you'd understand)
Well, how would your wife feel if you turned it down? Maybe she's start bugging you for it more often.
Then again, maybe she doesn't ask for it often because you suck at it... or are just *that* good.
You're in if you like it or not. Doesn't have to be intentional, let me know how you do.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#35 2004-01-02 4:57 pm
- Piltdownman84
- Member
- From: Victoria, bc
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- Posts: 953
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
As this goes alone the lines of my new years resolution, so Ok im in. This is going to be really hard. I mean im a man whore, 40 days is like a very long time.
Well good luck to everyone else.
Oh and Im dropping out in second, If i meet a real girl.
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
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#36 2004-01-02 5:00 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
As this goes alone the lines of my new years resolution, so Ok im in. This is going to be really hard. I mean im a man whore, 40 days is like a very long time.
Well good luck to everyone else.
Oh and Im dropping out in second, If i meet a real girl.
Alright, there we go... I knew there had to be another one out there.
As long as by real girl you mean girlfriend material.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#37 2004-01-02 5:02 pm
- jondaris
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I think you should add refrain from talking about your progress to the rules.
"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian" -- Pat Paulsen
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#38 2004-01-02 5:08 pm
- Piltdownman84
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
As this goes alone the lines of my new years resolution, so Ok im in. This is going to be really hard. I mean im a man whore, 40 days is like a very long time.
Well good luck to everyone else.
Oh and Im dropping out in second, If i meet a real girl.Alright, there we go... I knew there had to be another one out there.
As long as by real girl you mean girlfriend material.
Yah, as unlike the tarts I normally meet at the bar.
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
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#39 2004-01-02 5:14 pm
- Twisted Guy
- President of the Galactic Confederacy
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I had a friend who tried to give up sex for lent last year. He lasted 10 days.
This wouldn't be any problem for me, since I don't get any more than a hug from somebody of the opposite sex...
Good luck.
I'm in the same boat as you are...
Participation by default.
All hail Xenu!
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#41 2004-01-02 5:20 pm
- ConnertheCat
- 7 Months Later
- From: Penfield, NY
- Registered: 2001-07-21
- Posts: 13405
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I had a friend who tried to give up sex for lent last year. He lasted 10 days.
This wouldn't be any problem for me, since I don't get any more than a hug from somebody of the opposite sex...
Good luck.I'm in the same boat as you are...
Participation by default.
And what a lovely boat it is... think it sails into the west?
Solar Plexus!
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#42 2004-01-02 5:24 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
So here's the roster so far.
We have:
irc nick - MAF handle
JPF - Mac Daddy - Me (obviously)
Pilt - Piltdownman84
Vokbain - no aka
n/a - BuddhistMonk
plus those that are in by default.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#43 2004-01-02 5:27 pm
- damage
- Member
- From: Safe European Home
- Registered: 2002-11-05
- Posts: 3184
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I was down til you slipped in the 'no wackin' clause.
I figure that seeing as the world hates me if I signed up then i probably would get some the next day...hrm...
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#44 2004-01-02 5:29 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I was down til you slipped in the 'no wackin' clause.
I figure that seeing as the world hates me if I signed up then i probably would get some the next day...hrm...
So does that mean you still want to join? You have a bit yet to think about it.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#45 2004-01-02 5:30 pm
- Blondie-Wan
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
See, I know you drew it from the title of the film, but if you said "40 days or 40 nights," you could probably get a lot more people to join in...
Ignorance is bliss, stay ignorant when it comes to the military, and the better off you will be.
... Christianity should be oozing out of every crevice of society.
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#46 2004-01-02 5:31 pm
- damage
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I was down til you slipped in the 'no wackin' clause.
I figure that seeing as the world hates me if I signed up then i probably would get some the next day...hrm...So does that mean you still want to join? You have a bit yet to think about it.
Nah, I gotta pass...without masturbation I would be an even more frustrated bastard
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#47 2004-01-02 5:35 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Nah, I gotta pass...without masturbation I would be an even more frustrated bastard
Your av looks like those two guys are jackin the guy behind their hands.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#48 2004-01-02 5:43 pm
- Robert B.
- Reality Deficient
- From: The pit of despair
- Registered: 1999-03-09
- Posts: 10269
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
pass
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."
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#49 2004-01-02 5:44 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
See, I know you drew it from the title of the film, but if you said "40 days or 40 nights," you could probably get a lot more people to join in...
Probably, but if I saw this thread while at University, even with the or clause... I still wouldn't have been able to make it a week.
That's probably why I'm starting it now.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#50 2004-01-02 5:52 pm
- Tria
- Minor Prophetess
- From: Madison, WI
- Registered: 2000-05-13
- Posts: 18087
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
While people are complaining about a lack of nookie to see who's waited the longest.
A friend of mine lost his father before he was born. His mother hasn't had sex since she conceived. My friend is 21.
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