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#51 2004-01-02 5:56 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Why in the name of the Holy Buttered Buddha would you even want to do this? I'm at a loss.
(As for me, there's no way imaginable I'm in. If I wanted to deny myself, I'd still be Catholic.) 
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#52 2004-01-02 6:01 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Why in the name of the Holy Buttered Buddha would you even want to do this? I'm at a loss.
(As for me, there's no way imaginable I'm in. If I wanted to deny myself, I'd still be Catholic.)
I like to challenge myself, plus other personal reasons.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#53 2004-01-02 6:04 pm
- damage
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
Nah, I gotta pass...without masturbation I would be an even more frustrated bastardYour av looks like those two guys are jackin the guy behind their hands.
Bahahaha...dude, I will be impressed if you last a week with a mind like that!
Those two guys are Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein, btw.
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#54 2004-01-02 6:07 pm
- ConnertheCat
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
While people are complaining about a lack of nookie to see who's waited the longest.
A friend of mine lost his father before he was born. His mother hasn't had sex since she conceived. My friend is 21.
... I still win. 
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#55 2004-01-02 6:10 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I like to challenge myself, plus other personal reasons.
I've been known to take up a personal challenge or three myself. But if I eschew onanism, I may get a little cranky. And I don't like myself when I'm cranky.
Plus, I haven't seen my wife for over a month, and I'll be seeing her in less than a week. No chance in hell.
Cyberpawz once said: "I wonder how the ignorant can comment on the ignorance of everyone else."
FREE ISALY: having him on the Big Brother list is monumentally stupid.
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#56 2004-01-02 6:12 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
... I still win.
You keep saying that word. I don't think that you know what that word means... . 
Cyberpawz once said: "I wonder how the ignorant can comment on the ignorance of everyone else."
FREE ISALY: having him on the Big Brother list is monumentally stupid.
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#57 2004-01-02 6:18 pm
- iPhish41
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
While people are complaining about a lack of nookie to see who's waited the longest.
A friend of mine lost his father before he was born. His mother hasn't had sex since she conceived. My friend is 21.
How do you know that?
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#58 2004-01-02 6:20 pm
- Tria
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
While people are complaining about a lack of nookie to see who's waited the longest.
A friend of mine lost his father before he was born. His mother hasn't had sex since she conceived. My friend is 21.How do you know that?
Eh, it's possible she's lying, but assuming she isn't lying to me, that's what she told me. 
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#59 2004-01-02 6:28 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I like to challenge myself, plus other personal reasons.
I've been known to take up a personal challenge or three myself. But if I eschew onanism, I may get a little cranky. And I don't like myself when I'm cranky.
Plus, I haven't seen my wife for over a month, and I'll be seeing her in less than a week. No chance in hell.
So hopefully you made it almost 40 days with no sex at least.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#60 2004-01-02 6:35 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
So hopefully you made it almost 40 days with no sex at least.
Au contraire. As Woody Allen might say, I had sex with someone I love.
Cyberpawz once said: "I wonder how the ignorant can comment on the ignorance of everyone else."
FREE ISALY: having him on the Big Brother list is monumentally stupid.
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#61 2004-01-02 6:39 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
So hopefully you made it almost 40 days with no sex at least.
Au contraire. I had sex with someone I love.
You'd better not be talking about your pets.
"The only thing better than a woman you can control in bed, is one that you can't."
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#62 2004-01-02 6:44 pm
- Piltdownman84
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
So hopefully you made it almost 40 days with no sex at least.
Au contraire. I had sex with someone I love.
You'd better not be talking about your pets.
No its from Annie Hall, its something like "Don't knock masterbation, its sex with some one I love"
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
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#63 2004-01-02 6:52 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
...and Bingo was his name-o.
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#64 2004-01-02 7:31 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
40 days and 40 nights without sex? It can be done, but I'm not playing, sorry. You want something hard? Same time, but no TV, or no music, or no MAF 
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#66 2004-01-02 7:36 pm
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
...You want something hard? ...
I'm pretty sure he doesn't want anything hard for 39 more days or so ... .
Cyberpawz once said: "I wonder how the ignorant can comment on the ignorance of everyone else."
FREE ISALY: having him on the Big Brother list is monumentally stupid.
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#67 2004-01-02 7:41 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
...You want something hard? ...
I'm pretty sure he doesn't want anything hard for 39 more days or so ... .
So he plans not to sleep? And if he does, he won't dream? Do you know what I'm talking about? 
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#68 2004-01-02 7:45 pm
- Marc
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
You want something hard? Same time, but no TV, or no music, or no MAF
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#69 2004-01-02 7:46 pm
- bird
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
So he plans not to sleep? And if he does, he won't dream? Do you know what I'm talking about?
One of but many pitfalls to his plan, imo.
Cyberpawz once said: "I wonder how the ignorant can comment on the ignorance of everyone else."
FREE ISALY: having him on the Big Brother list is monumentally stupid.
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#70 2004-01-02 7:55 pm
- smapdi
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
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#71 2004-01-02 8:16 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
Yeah we should start a betting pool. 
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#72 2004-01-02 8:29 pm
- Tria
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
Yeah we should start a betting pool.
Except lying would be really easy.
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#73 2004-01-02 8:32 pm
Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
Yeah we should start a betting pool.
Except lying would be really easy.
Good point. 
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#74 2004-01-02 8:40 pm
- ConnertheCat
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
Yeah we should start a betting pool.
Except lying would be really easy.
Good point.
Indeed.
Who wants to bet me $10 I can't do it?
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#75 2004-01-02 8:42 pm
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Re: 40 Days & 40 Nights - Who wants to join in?
I am surprised that no one has suggested that this 40 day-thing be made a bit more interesting. I say there is no reason to swear to give up sex for that long, willingly, unless there is money involved.
Yeah we should start a betting pool.
Except lying would be really easy.
Good point.
Have you people no honor? Seinfeld can do it.
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