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#1 2004-01-10 8:10 pm
- Piltdownman84
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Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Guys I have a question for you. I guess girls can answer too, but im interested in guys responses.
I've been told I take of my shirt weirdly. I grab the back just below my neck with both hands and pull it off like that. I've been told that this is very odd. So i've been thinking of the different ways you can take offf a shirt. So im im missing anything le me know.
yes I know how dumb this is.
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#3 2004-01-10 8:20 pm
- KingFred
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I usually undo the buttons first... comes off real easy that way.
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#4 2004-01-10 8:21 pm
- scudincII
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I pull my right arm in, push against the right shoulder, and slide the shirt off.
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#5 2004-01-10 8:39 pm
- orbit
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I pop my left shoulder out of place, pull my elbows in, scream in pain, and then give up... ...and use scissors to cut my way out. 
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#6 2004-01-10 8:40 pm
- Aqua OS X
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I think it depends on what I'm doing.
If I've combed my hair and, I'm changing a shirt, I'm going out on the town, and I don't want to mess up my pristine sudo-messy metro-sexual hair... I'll pull my arms in first.
But if I'm going to have sex... I yank it off as quickly as possible by the back of the neck 
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#7 2004-01-10 8:41 pm
- shoeman
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
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#8 2004-01-10 9:07 pm
- jaxbrokenheart
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
i only have a #2 buzz, so there's no hair to screw up (not that i'd care). but, i have glasses, so i can't do it your way. it is the fastest way to get them off though. i go for the neck and take the head out first.
EDIT: after reading that, it sounds like how homer chokes bart. 
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#9 2004-01-10 9:38 pm
- Marc
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I grab the bottom of my shirt and pull up, the shirt follows.
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
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#10 2004-01-10 9:51 pm
- Some1
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
A good question for which I don"t know the answer to. So I guess I'll say: All of the above.
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#11 2004-01-10 10:01 pm
- benightedbastard
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Pulling from the neck usually, back or front. Arms through the sleeves first if I don't want to half remove any shirt underneath, or if it's a difficult one. Pulling from the front at the bottom is how girls do it.
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#12 2004-01-10 10:03 pm
- why8not9
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
with my teeth
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#13 2004-01-10 10:29 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I just pull my head out and then the rest of it after that, with my arms coming off last. 
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#14 2004-01-10 10:31 pm
- Og
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
sulphuric acid
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#16 2004-01-10 10:47 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Your arms come off?
But of course, they're prosthetic! 
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#17 2004-01-10 10:55 pm
- bloomsday
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
wow.
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#18 2004-01-10 11:20 pm
- mediocresau
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Do I need to post a picture of me taking off my shirt?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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#19 2004-01-10 11:29 pm
- SwisSlesS
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
90% of the time I do head through the hole first. However, if my shirt is really wet, I'll grab it by the sides on the bottom and have arms be the last to come out. That way ends with the shirt being inside out. However, it's much easier to get the shirt off when wet.
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#20 2004-01-10 11:36 pm
- Robert B.
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
i just flex my muscles and the shirt rips apart and falls off. i go through a lot of shirts this way.
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#21 2004-01-10 11:46 pm
- W2ttsy
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
i usually let the chick do that for me....
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#22 2004-01-11 12:06 am
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
yup, that's how i do it. cross my arms, grab the bottom sides and pull up.
yeah, it turns the shirt inside-out. i don't give rat's ass! 
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#23 2004-01-11 12:29 am
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I grab the collar at the sides and pull up.
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#24 2004-01-11 12:34 am
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
i usually let the chick do that for me....
W2ttsy
So, she's there every single time you change your clothes and is willing to help you undress yourself? What's wrong with her?
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#25 2004-01-11 12:40 am
- benightedbastard
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