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#27 2004-01-11 1:16 am
- Marc
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
with my teeth
Free tonight?
is BB coming on to him?
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#29 2004-01-11 2:03 am
- Mr. Binary
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I always figured that I took off my shirt in a strange way, but I'm not around a lot of shirt off-taking, so maybe its more common than I think.
I stick my right hand up under my shirt near my left armpit while pulling my left arm in, then do the same thing for the right with my entire left arm under my shirt, then pull it off over my head in whatever way is best for the position I'm in.
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#30 2004-01-11 2:08 am
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- excrementalist
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
i just take a deep breath and then flex. they usually explode of with such force as to damage those near me.
anything you type can and will be used against you
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#31 2004-01-11 5:13 am
- benightedbastard
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I always figured that I took off my shirt in a strange way, but I'm not around a lot of shirt off-taking, so maybe its more common than I think.
I stick my right hand up under my shirt near my left armpit while pulling my left arm in, then do the same thing for the right with my entire left arm under my shirt, then pull it off over my head in whatever way is best for the position I'm in.
Arms in first
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#32 2004-01-11 5:43 am
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I think it depends on what I'm doing.
Yep.
If I don't want to mess my hair, by the collar.
In a hurry, I tend to grab the bottom and pull up.
T-shirts i tend to pull from the bottom, unless the hair issue comes in to play.
Work shirts (polos), I tend to remove at the collar, as to maybe wear them again later. Its work, I wear undershirts, quit staring!?!? 
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#33 2004-01-11 9:40 am
- ConnertheCat
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Left Arm in.
Right Arm in.
"Push" off I guess?
Solar Plexus!
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#34 2004-01-11 9:44 am
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I hook the shirt with a fishing line, anchor the pole to the ground, and then jump off a cliff.
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#35 2004-01-11 9:48 am
- SwisSlesS
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I hook the shirt with a fishing line, anchor the pole to the ground, and then jump off a cliff.
I'm a dog, spelled backwards.
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#36 2004-01-11 10:11 am
- TheChronoTrigger
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I burst into flames.
Booshi wa tabemono dewa arimasen.
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#37 2004-01-11 10:17 am
- scudincII
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
90% of the time I do head through the hole first. However, if my shirt is really wet, I'll grab it by the sides on the bottom and have arms be the last to come out. That way ends with the shirt being inside out. However, it's much easier to get the shirt off when wet.
Why is your shirt wet that often?
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#38 2004-01-11 10:51 am
- JackSkellington
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I just get mad. Really mad..and when the raging beast inside me surfaces...well you wouldn't like me when I'm angry..
I usually wind up miles from home clad in just a pair of torn pants.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow Knows!
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#39 2004-01-11 11:21 am
- Nutricious Me
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I pull from behind my neck, because I have to put this stupid acne cream on at night and that way I don't get cream on my shirt.
I know this will be perverted
Crime is a disease. Meet the cure.
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#40 2004-01-11 12:51 pm
- Piltdownman84
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Sweet im not that weird. Chalk one up for me.
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
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#41 2004-01-11 1:02 pm
- SwisSlesS
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Why is your shirt wet that often?
Because I commute everywhere on my bike, which means I'm on my bike just about everyday. So pretty much whenever it rains, I end up with a wet shirt.
I'm a dog, spelled backwards.
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#42 2004-01-11 2:08 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Arms in first
Oops, missed the poll somehow...
At least I'm not alone.
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#43 2004-01-11 2:36 pm
- Touque Guy
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I burst into flames.
Wow, don't wanna know how you put a shirt on
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#44 2004-01-11 3:56 pm
- sharkeyca
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Here's a better question: how do you take off a SWEATshirt? Unless the thing is really baggy, I seem to get stuck in those damn things. It's pretty embarrassing.
No matter how much you shake and prance
the last little bit always ends on your pants!
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#45 2004-01-12 2:22 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Grap the neck in the front with both hands, pull it up over my head, slide my hands around to the back of the neck and pull it off.
I'd actualy never thought of it before I saw that question, and had to take my shirt off to see how I did it 
"occifer many theople pink i am under the afluence of
incohol bu i sawr to drunk i am not god!"
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#46 2004-01-13 3:41 am
- Nutricious Me
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Here's a better question: how do you take off a SWEATshirt? Unless the thing is really baggy, I seem to get stuck in those damn things. It's pretty embarrassing.
Fatty! Fatty!
Crime is a disease. Meet the cure.
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#47 2004-01-13 3:55 am
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Left Arm in.
Right Arm in.
"Push" off I guess?
isnt that the hokey pokey?
anyway, i try to do it hulk hogan style, but usually fail because i dont cut the seam in the neck. makes me look extra dumb. oh well. then it usually just falls off because of the enlarged neck hole
its easy to do hard things if youre not real
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#48 2004-01-13 12:58 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I wasn't wearing a shirt when I started reading this thread, so I had to get one to try.
I grab the neck at the front, pull up once, then move my hands farther back and continue to pull up.
This does not necessarily mean it's normal, because after years of my parents yelling at me it seems I do just about everything in a weird manner, from eating to breathing.
If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here.
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#49 2004-01-13 1:22 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Ok... why? What prompted this thread?
I do it the same way you do, it's most efficient. But what difference does it make?
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#50 2004-01-13 1:28 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Ok... why? What prompted this thread?
I do it the same way you do, it's most efficient. But what difference does it make?
It's so I know which of you weirdos to put in the lab and which to put into the concentration camps. 
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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