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#51 2004-01-13 1:34 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Ok... why? What prompted this thread?
I do it the same way you do, it's most efficient. But what difference does it make?
If you have any sanity left, it would be best to save it and not question why topics get posted here.
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#52 2004-01-13 3:55 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I am an advocate of the "Arms First" method. 
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#53 2004-01-13 6:21 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I wonder how long a "Guys- how do you take your condom off?" thread would last...

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#54 2004-01-13 6:38 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I wonder how long a "Guys- how do you take your condom off?" thread would last...
/me actaully has to admit to thinking about this for a second after I read this
As for the "Guys how do you take your shirt off?" question, it came to me after someone said i took my shirt off strangely. But i guess its not that strange. I mean 18% of a computer users forum does it the same way as me ... oh wait ... nevermind 
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#55 2004-01-13 7:02 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
yup, that's how i do it. cross my arms, grab the bottom sides and pull up.
yeah, it turns the shirt inside-out. i don't give rat's ass!
Thats the way I do to.
Its the cool way 
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#56 2006-01-06 2:03 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
actually, the real question is...how do you put your shirt on? even when it's inside out???? OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

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#57 2006-01-06 2:07 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I had to actually do it to see, but I do it the same way as you, Piltdownman.
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#58 2006-01-06 2:12 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Whoo Hoo another zombie thread! 
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#60 2006-01-06 6:37 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
shoeman wrote:
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
That's the way it's ALWAYS done in gay porn videos so I'm sure that's the correct way.
PLEASE DISCUSS
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#61 2006-01-06 6:55 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I wuz all happy when I read this thread because I thought Shoeman was back, then I noticed it was a zombie thread, I miss shoeman's sense of humour 
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#62 2006-01-06 7:06 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
kamizuno wrote:
I wuz all happy when I read this thread because I thought Shoeman was back, then I noticed it was a zombie thread, I miss shoeman's sense of humour
Guess you'll just have to go to Clubhouse54. We've bought all the rights to shoeman except for reruns.
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#63 2006-01-06 7:11 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
bedstuy wrote:
shoeman wrote:
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
That's the way it's ALWAYS done in gay porn videos so I'm sure that's the correct way.
PLEASE DISCUSS
See shoeman? I told you that's the way girls do it.
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#64 2006-01-06 7:19 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
justine wrote:
That sounds like the same way my son takes his off, so it comes off right, and not inside out.
Same here. I rarely wear shirts with buttons.
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#65 2006-01-06 7:29 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
This is awesome because ever since I was a kid I've thought that I've been taking my shirt off weird. One of those odd things I guess everyone wonders about.
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#66 2006-01-06 7:43 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I normally don't let people see me take my shirt of..
so don't tell..OK?
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#67 2006-01-06 7:50 pm
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
LeeBarnes wrote:
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
yup, that's how i do it. cross my arms, grab the bottom sides and pull up.
yeah, it turns the shirt inside-out. i don't give rat's ass!
Me three - but only with short sleave shirts.
Long sleeve - my arms get undone first - and then it comes off.
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#68 2006-01-06 7:57 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
I get angry. Then I turn green. Then I get big. then my shirt rips into shreds. Witness...
iBubba gets home after a long day at work.
"Gosh, I really need to get into my PJs and unwind, but these silly clothes are still on me!"
iBubba rehashes the day's events and focuses on something particularly annoying that happened at work
"Damned customer! What does he mean, 'Can you send me this in Word format, I don't have Reader.' Doesn't he realize Word IS NOT A DESKTOP PUBLISHING APPLICA... GGGAAAAARRRHHHH!!!!! "
iHulk rips through clothes and begins to rampage around apartment. He stops in front of the mirror, and contemplates his monsterous appearance...
"iHULK NO LIKE BEING so angry! iHulk just wants to relax after a day at work. Oh, now I can change!"
As he returns to his more human form, iBubba saunters - nekkid - to closet for comfy clothes.
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edit: please don't lock! Too much fun!!
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#69 2006-01-06 9:08 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
benightedbastard wrote:
bedstuy wrote:
shoeman wrote:
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
That's the way it's ALWAYS done in gay porn videos so I'm sure that's the correct way.
PLEASE DISCUSSSee shoeman? I told you that's the way girls do it.
actually I take mine off the WRONG way
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#70 2006-01-06 11:10 pm
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#71 2006-01-06 11:36 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
Slow and sexy-like.
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#72 2006-01-06 11:45 pm
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
The moment I saw Sau's post I was like "Old thread"
But it was too funny to not read the whole way through.
So let me think... something original.... that hasn't been used... Oh! OH! OH!
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#73 2006-01-07 12:23 am
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
iBubba wrote:
I get angry. Then I turn green. Then I get big. then my shirt rips into shreds. Witness...
iBubba gets home after a long day at work.
"Gosh, I really need to get into my PJs and unwind, but these silly clothes are still on me!"
iBubba rehashes the day's events and focuses on something particularly annoying that happened at work
"Damned customer! What does he mean, 'Can you send me this in Word format, I don't have Reader.' Doesn't he realize Word IS NOT A DESKTOP PUBLISHING APPLICA... GGGAAAAARRRHHHH!!!!! "
iHulk rips through clothes and begins to rampage around apartment. He stops in front of the mirror, and contemplates his monsterous appearance...
"iHULK NO LIKE BEING so angry! iHulk just wants to relax after a day at work. Oh, now I can change!"
As he returns to his more human form, iBubba saunters - nekkid - to closet for comfy clothes.
\
edit: please don't lock! Too much fun!!
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#74 2006-01-07 1:54 am
Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
LeeBarnes wrote:
I cross my arms, grab the bottom edge of my shirt and pull up.
yup, that's how i do it. cross my arms, grab the bottom sides and pull up.
yeah, it turns the shirt inside-out. i don't give rat's ass!
ditto
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#75 2006-01-07 2:32 am
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Re: Guys how do you take your shirt off?
It depends on the shirt. It's sometimes as you have described, sometimes arms go in first, and sometimes there are buttons.
The fastest way (if you're getting it on or something), is what you have described if you're wearing a t-shirt. 
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