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#76 2005-02-08 10:59 pm
- Earendil the Mariner
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
ZanderMan wrote:
I have a penis.
Wait, hold on...
...
... ok, it's true, he does.

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#77 2005-02-08 11:54 pm
- Bat
- Flawless Cowboy
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- From: Björk, Björk
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
We'd never have guessed! 
All that and a hand, too.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#78 2005-02-09 12:53 am
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Earendil the Mariner wrote:
ZanderMan wrote:
I have a penis.
Wait, hold on...
...
... ok, it's true, he does.
::Nut-checks Ear and Zander at the same time in a deft dual-handed maneuver::
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::
-=Los Pistoleros Del Infierno=-[MA] Trout!
Who Is GE?
Them what kills you. Stick to the path. Beware of the moon.
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#79 2005-02-09 2:45 am
- Bat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
::Nut-checks Ear and Zander at the same time in a deft dual-handed maneuver::
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::
::friends motion to the barkeep to cut GE off as he arrogates further superpowers to himself::
Yogic flying next? You're already delivering two simultaneous kicks... in fact, this calls for...
Ear and GE- Pistola Grudge Match Grande!!
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#80 2005-02-09 3:25 am
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Bat wrote:
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
::Nut-checks Ear and Zander at the same time in a deft dual-handed maneuver::
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::::friends motion to the barkeep to cut GE off as he arrogates further superpowers to himself::
Yogic flying next? You're already delivering two simultaneous kicks... in fact, this calls for...
Ear and GE- Pistola Grudge Match Grande!!
RAHHH!!!
Seriously though, I've taken out two people at once with some swift hand movements. however, i've only kicked someone in the gnads once, and it wasn't really a kick. I kneed him. he was pretty much out for the whole day after that.
-=Los Pistoleros Del Infierno=-[MA] Trout!
Who Is GE?
Them what kills you. Stick to the path. Beware of the moon.
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#81 2005-02-09 9:16 am
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
And Zander said farewell last night to catch a plane. Will he return in a week with a new, cyborg hand- one that can actually aim?
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#82 2005-02-09 9:23 am
- the Battle Cat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Cyborg hand? Better he get a blowup doll hand.
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#83 2005-02-10 1:24 am
- Bat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
With dress or without?
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#84 2005-02-10 2:03 am
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Bat wrote:
With dress or without?
Does your hand wear a dress?
-=Los Pistoleros Del Infierno=-[MA] Trout!
Who Is GE?
Them what kills you. Stick to the path. Beware of the moon.
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#85 2005-02-10 2:20 am
- Bat
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- From: Björk, Björk
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
Bat wrote:
With dress or without?
Does your hand wear a dress?
No. Howevah, ye of short memory, BC dressed up Zander's last hand prior to their 'date,' so...
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#86 2005-02-10 9:21 am
- the Battle Cat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Criminy Eat doesn't remember that Zander said his girlfriend was his hand so I shot Zanders hand off with the shotty then dressed it up in doll panties and dress then after a madcap romance lost interest because it started to stink?? Is there no Clan History Channel for this guy to watch?
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#87 2005-02-10 10:59 am
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
the Battle Cat wrote:
Criminy Eat doesn't remember that Zander said his girlfriend was his hand so I shot Zanders hand off with the shotty then dressed it up in doll panties and dress then after a madcap romance lost interest because it started to stink?? Is there no Clan History Channel for this guy to watch?
I remember! I was the one who filmed...-er....
-=Los Pistoleros Del Infierno=-[MA] Trout!
Who Is GE?
Them what kills you. Stick to the path. Beware of the moon.
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#88 2005-02-11 7:07 pm
- ABigSmall
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
I suggest a game on Wizard. Shotguns only.
Also, I've played a couple of games on Hang 'em High CTF with rockets only on a public server. That was quite fun, but the server had a lot of people on.
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#89 2005-02-11 7:58 pm
- Bat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Have you played Rockets on Longest yet? (Reminds me, I have a screen of such a game vs. Zander showing 3 dead Zanders on the floor. Can't remember if you lasted that late...)
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#90 2005-02-11 8:23 pm
- sosumi
- numbery
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
GE, Digi and I jumped on a public server last evening. The last game we played was rockets on Prisoner. My computer was struggling with it, but both GE and Digi had to drop.
So when is this grudge match going down? They're both online right now and GE is fairly easy to tempt. 
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#91 2005-02-12 1:56 pm
Re: The New Special Events Thread
With my connection everyone was a warping left and right. They were a slideshow even though I was at a decent framerate
My Tuna spits in your general direction
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#92 2005-02-15 2:01 pm
- Leonard Nimoy
- Here and there

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
Earendil the Mariner wrote:
ZanderMan wrote:
I have a penis.
Wait, hold on...
...
... ok, it's true, he does.::Nut-checks Ear and Zander at the same time in a deft dual-handed maneuver::
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::
What kind of crap is going on in these forums lately? 
[MA]Nimoy
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#93 2005-02-15 6:54 pm
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
jeapadea wrote:
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::
What kind of crap is going on in these forums lately?
If only you knew 
-=Los Pistoleros Del Infierno=-[MA] Trout!
Who Is GE?
Them what kills you. Stick to the path. Beware of the moon.
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#94 2005-02-15 7:22 pm
- Arch Rival
- A case of the Mondays

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Re: The New Special Events Thread
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
jeapadea wrote:
goandeatsomestuff wrote:
::Follows up with a roundhouse kick to each of the two penal areas still (somewhat) present, mashing up his victims' ambitions of ever furthering th family name::
What kind of crap is going on in these forums lately?
If only you knew
Wow, I've been gone way too long.
that which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
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#95 2005-02-15 8:17 pm
- Bat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Jeap has a point, tho. Let's curb the excesses. 
The server is the place for

We paid for it, let's put this underutilized server to work! 
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#96 2005-02-17 10:14 pm
- ABigSmall
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Um.. The server seems to be stuck on the rotation from the recent special event (I think).
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#98 2005-02-17 10:41 pm
- Bat
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Current game is Slayer, of type 666TS
...on Hang 'em High. You're right. Apparently the time limit script wasn't implemented.
If someone goes out and completes a game, it'll rotate until the next map without a time limit.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#99 2005-02-17 10:43 pm
Re: The New Special Events Thread
Bat wrote:
Current game is Slayer, of type 666TS...on Hang 'em High. Apparently the time limit script wasn't implemented.
If someone goes out and completes a game, it'll rotate until the next map without a time limit.
yea, it's been on hang em high for the past... week. well, since i started posting here again actually.
-Reuben
G5 1.8 Ghz - 1Gb ram - 9800 Pro SE 256
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#100 2005-02-17 11:04 pm
- ABigSmall
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Re: The New Special Events Thread
Well, uh, can someone fix it?
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