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#1 2005-01-01 12:27 pm

Thrica
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Napoleon Dynamite

Dumbest movie ever. lol

"Tell us again what you did this summer?"
"I went wolverine hunting with my uncle in Alaska."
"Did you shoot any?"
"Yeah, like 50 of 'em. They were attacking my cousin. What would you do in a situation like that?"
"What'd you shoot 'em with?"
"A freakin' 12-gauge! What do you think?"

hahaha.

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#2 2005-01-01 12:46 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

damn, did anyone think that guys phone had a long cord?

(that sounds kinda dirty.   blush )

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#3 2005-01-01 12:58 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I didn't like it.

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#4 2005-01-01 1:00 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I wasn't a huge fan of it.  It got kinda repetitive.

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#5 2005-01-01 1:38 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Without a doubt the stupidest movie I've ever seen.  Evar.


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#6 2005-01-01 1:40 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I loved it. I thought it was definitely one of the best movies of 04. It was only sweeter in the sense that it cost less than $500,000 to make. Cool.


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#7 2005-01-01 2:10 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

"I dont have any good skills."
"What do you mean?"
"You know like Numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills, girls only want boyfriends with good skills."


And God said "taketh your rifles, all of ye, all but those unto the nation of California, for exempt must their rifles be and the resth are forlorn." So sayth the Lord.

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#8 2005-01-01 3:02 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I thought it was hilarious mostly because I know a few people just like Napoleon.

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#9 2005-01-01 3:21 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Without a doubt the stupidest movie I've ever seen.  Evar.

Yep! I give it 4 thumbs up. up  up  up  up

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#10 2005-01-01 3:43 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I thought it was hilarious mostly because I know a few people just like Napoleon.

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#11 2005-01-01 3:50 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I loved it. I thought it was definitely one of the best movies of 04. It was only sweeter in the sense that it cost less than $500,000 to make. Cool.

I think the movie cost around a million and a half, which is still incredibly cheap for a movie.

I loved the movie and it is one of my favorite movies of the year.

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#12 2005-01-01 4:43 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Me and my friend were the only ones laughing in the theater when I saw it. big_smile


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#13 2005-01-01 6:11 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Haha, I was just going to bring up another thread about this movie.

IT WAS FLIPPIN SWEET!

Your just jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. And you know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

And Napoleon is totally hot


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#14 2005-01-01 8:09 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I thought it was hilarious mostly because I know a few people just like Napoleon.

He reminds me of my brother when he was in HS.

"Idiot!"

lol


And God said "taketh your rifles, all of ye, all but those unto the nation of California, for exempt must their rifles be and the resth are forlorn." So sayth the Lord.

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#15 2005-01-01 10:56 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I found it more funny reflecting upon it afterwards rather than when I was viewing it. It seems like they thought they were far more clever and hilarious then they actually were. Maybe I wasn't in the right mood, but usually weird comedies are right up my alley. shrug

The amount of pimping MTV has done for it also makes the whole thing feel unclean. My heart sunk when I first saw that MTV was behind this tiny "indie" film. Something about pop-culture-giant MTV shoving this "alternative" comedy down our throats just doesn't sit right with me. But I'm just an old curmudgeon who gets pissed off at the world anytime something small and cool that I like becomes mainstream. Now get off my lawn! http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/shakefist.gif


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#16 2005-01-01 11:07 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

the funny part in that movie is when uncle rico makes napoleon put the chips bag back and get diapers for napoleon and his brother kip, right in front of some girl he was going to ask out to the dance

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#17 2005-01-01 11:13 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"
"WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GAAAWD!"

That is seriously my brother.  It's perfect.


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#18 2005-01-01 11:14 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

I loved it. I thought it was definitely one of the best movies of 04. It was only sweeter in the sense that it cost less than $500,000 to make. Cool.

I think the movie cost around a million and a half, which is still incredibly cheap for a movie.

I loved the movie and it is one of my favorite movies of the year.

Oh


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#19 2005-01-02 1:53 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

The two review spots I usually trust - Onion AV Club and Slate - had similar reviews but opposite conclusions. Onion said it was someone trying to make a Todd Solondz/Wes Anderson movie and making a repetitive uninteresting one-joke comedy. Slate said it was someone trying to make a Todd Solondz/Wes Anderson movie and making a good movie.  shrug


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#20 2005-01-02 2:19 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

The two review spots I usually trust - Onion AV Club and Slate - had similar reviews but opposite conclusions. Onion said it was someone trying to make a Todd Solondz/Wes Anderson movie and making a repetitive uninteresting one-joke comedy. Slate said it was someone trying to make a Todd Solondz/Wes Anderson movie and making a good movie.  shrug

Yeah, it was somewhat repetitive and one-joke, but it wasn't uninteresting. And it wasn't long enough to really tire it out. You could say it had something of an Anderson vibe (probably mostly from the style of the score) but it was quirky in a different way. I think for its intended audience, it succeeded. Clearly, it's not for everyone. I thought it was cute.


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#21 2005-01-02 6:09 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

up  up  up  It was a really enjoyable, character-driven movie, right up there with and maybe surpassing "Pizza," another indie from 2004 with the theme of the gen Y misfit.

This movie was perfectly acted, always interesting.  Nothing was predictable -- for example, when Pedro leaves the cake on the girl's top step, you hope the flim won't go for the cheap joke of her stepping on it. (And it doesn't.) When Napoleon draws a portrait of his crush (Trish?) you think maybe it really will be nice and impressive, but it's -- well, it's just so revealing of the quixotic Napoleon, the ideal loser, for he needs and wants no one's pity.

I especially loved Deb, the unprecious shy girl saving up for college. Everything she does to make money is so unsolemn, so serious, whether it is her "craft weaving" or photography. The directions she gives to Uncle Rico as she photographs him are hilarious. Great end touches, too, like Grandma kissing the llama with whom Napo9leon has such sibling rivalry. Be sure to watch the DVD past the credits because the end of the movie comes after them.

This is a movie I could see more than once and probably will. It will have years of showings on Comedy Central and will definitely stand the test of time beyond less successfully executed but also fine films of the same genre, American bathos, such as Gilbert Grape, Dogma, Bill and Ted, etc.

It was a good way to spend a couple of hours on New Year's Eve.


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#22 2005-01-03 7:06 pm

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Deb was played by Tina Majorino and Trish was played by a woman who is an artist.

I love this movie. I too know people just like him. It was realistic. I liked that.

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#23 2005-01-04 11:08 am

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Worst movie ever.  I want to get a petition going to have MTV pay me for watching it.  It's right up there with "Johnny Mnemonic" and "Envy".
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#24 2005-01-04 11:18 am

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Worst movie ever.  I want to get a petition going to have MTV pay me for watching it.  It's right up there with "Johnny Mnemonic" and "Envy".
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Hey now, what's wrong with Johnny Mnemonic?  smile


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#25 2005-01-04 11:19 am

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Envy was awesome! How could you not like that! Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Christopher Walken.

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