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#1 2005-01-12 9:16 am
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Self-Destructing People
A lifelong smoker sits on his bed, and coughs up pink foamy froth, complaining of chest pain. He's been in the hospital befor, has health insurance (paid for by me and you) and has a loving wife next to him.
His loving wife states, "I need to find another place to smoke. That walk out past the parking garage just WORE ME OUT!"
He wonders, "Why did God pick me to have a heartattack?"
These are the people, that have some of the best possible health care , information (net), resources (money), and education that anyone in the world can want for.
I think my rant is done now.
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#3 2005-01-12 10:37 am
- ndugu
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Apparently, you've never been addicted to anything.
Addiction is hard but it CAN be conquered.
Definition of insanity:
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results each time.
People are told that smoking causes cancer. Their smoking friends develop cancer and die. They smoke and get cancer. They can't believe that THEY got cancer. The wonder WHY they got it. They then say "smurf it" and continue to smoke 'til they die as well.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Knowledge has nothing to do with comprehension.
--ndugu
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#4 2005-01-12 10:44 am
Re: Self-Destructing People
Apparently, you've never been addicted to anything.
Addiction is hard but it CAN be conquered.
Definition of insanity:
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results each time.People are told that smoking causes cancer. Their smoking friends develop cancer and die. They smoke and get cancer. They can't believe that THEY got cancer. The wonder WHY they got it. They then say "smurf it" and continue to smoke 'til they die as well.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Knowledge has nothing to do with comprehension.
--ndugu
I never said they can't be overcome. I've overcome 2. Hoever, it's a lot harder for some than it is for others, and smoking is one of the hardest things to quit. Most people, when trying to quit, fail a minimum of 3 times before finally succeeding.
As for the cancer comments. Smoking CAN cause cancer. Not everyone that smokes gets cancer. MOST smokers won't. While i know the dangers of smoking, i have never known anyone that that got cancer from it, or died as a result of smoking., and i've been around smokers my entire life.
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#5 2005-01-12 1:37 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Most people, when trying to quit, fail a minimum of 3 times before finally succeeding.
Let's hope this is my year. I want to be done with this filthy habit. 
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#6 2005-01-12 2:30 pm
- dv
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Smoking = icky. Stopping is good for you. Best of luck.
ndugu - she's right, addictions are tough.
You also have to consider that everybody has something they do when they're stressed out or emotionally off center. I read, some people eat bon-bons, and some people, including my uncle, smoke. My uncle had ben a nonsmoker for a couple years then started up again when his dad (my grandpa) died. For him, I guess, the short term benefits outweigh the long term disadvantages.
I guess that dude who talked to my middle school health class was right. There is no such thing as a recovered addict, only recovering ones. 
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#7 2005-01-12 3:12 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
I can give it to the people who started before they knew it was bad. But I have no respect for people who start knowing it is bad.

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#8 2005-01-12 3:32 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
I knew of the risks involved when I started (shudder) 12 years ago. Had I known how ridiculously addicted I would become, I think I would have thought twice before lighting up that first stick.
I expect no sympathy, empathy, nor help quitting something I chose to involve myself in. What's the phrase? You make your bed, you lie in it. I can say that I am tired of my clothes smelling horrible, my teeth turning yellow (thanks for the whitestrips mom), and the overall feeling I have waking up from day to day.
For me, I call bullsmurf on how I use 'stress' as an excuse for smoking. There are plenty of alternatives I could choose as a release. The hardest test for me will be Thursday nights when I DJ at a local bar that is very reliant on the smoking crowd.
I just hope my smoking friends will be understanding when I choose to hang out with them less while trying to beat this monkey that has been on my back for way too long.
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#9 2005-01-12 3:49 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
For me, I call bullsmurf on how I use 'stress' as an excuse for smoking. There are plenty of alternatives I could choose as a release.
Good luck choosing a healthy one.
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#10 2005-01-12 4:07 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
As for the cancer comments. Smoking CAN cause cancer. Not everyone that smokes gets cancer. MOST smokers won't. While i know the dangers of smoking, i have never known anyone that that got cancer from it, or died as a result of smoking., and i've been around smokers my entire life.
I agree Justine. Quitting ANY addiction can be hard. Chemical ones like smoking are physiologically more difficult than say, biting ones nails by a long shot. You have not only the physical and mental aspect of the addiction but you have a medical aspect that magnifies everything as well. So I honestly couldn't agree more.
I would also agree that smoking CAN cause cancer and that it doesn't necessary do so. I should have been a little more flexible in my post.
It would probably read better if I said "respiratory illnesses" instead of "cancer". Cancer is what people think of when a drawback to smoking is mentioned (and so I used it for effect) even though it is much less a concern when compared to the long journey through multiple infections, bronchitis, pneumonia, and emphysema that habitual longterm smokers experience.
Believe me, cancer is the least of the illnesses to worry about.
But the concept of people KNOWING this information and still choosing to smoke remains the same.
As with most things in life, people make stupid decisions thinking that they will be the exception to the rule.
--ndugu
P.S. My thoughts and good wishes go out to all those who have decided to quit smoking this year, whether it be your first attempt or your fifth. Hats off to ya for at least having the wherewithal to take action.
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#11 2005-01-12 4:41 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
But the concept of people KNOWING this information and still choosing to smoke remains the same.
Well, as an accomplished smoker of over 10 years - most of them spent attempting to quit - I can say with 100% certainty it is not a CHOICE.
I welcome you to walk in my shoes and attempt to not fly off the handle every time some self-righteous prick decides to write a dissertation about how i am stupid, how I am killing myself and the people around me, blah, blah, blah...
So you're tired of me piggybacking on YOUR insurance? Do something about it. Lobby for tobacco to be outlawed. Petition YOUR insurance company to cover smoking cessation treatments. Bitch and whine about the responsible parties, not the smurfing victims.
"Hell, I'm sure Og had some cool way of banging two rocks together, until he took himself too seriously."
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#12 2005-01-12 4:54 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
But the concept of people KNOWING this information and still choosing to smoke remains the same.
Well, as an accomplished smoker of over 10 years - most of them spent attempting to quit - I can say with 100% certainty it is not a CHOICE.
Maybe so, but it was my CHOICE to start in the first place. I was tired of sitting in the training room all by myself while everyone else went outside to smoke on our breaks. So I CHOSE to go outside and join them and I CHOSE to start smoking when offered my first cigarette. All despite knowing damn well that it could kill me.
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#13 2005-01-12 6:03 pm
Re: Self-Destructing People
As for the cancer comments. Smoking CAN cause cancer. Not everyone that smokes gets cancer. MOST smokers won't. While i know the dangers of smoking, i have never known anyone that that got cancer from it, or died as a result of smoking., and i've been around smokers my entire life.
I agree Justine. Quitting ANY addiction can be hard. Chemical ones like smoking are physiologically more difficult than say, biting ones nails by a long shot. You have not only the physical and mental aspect of the addiction but you have a medical aspect that magnifies everything as well. So I honestly couldn't agree more.
I would also agree that smoking CAN cause cancer and that it doesn't necessary do so. I should have been a little more flexible in my post.
It would probably read better if I said "respiratory illnesses" instead of "cancer". Cancer is what people think of when a drawback to smoking is mentioned (and so I used it for effect) even though it is much less a concern when compared to the long journey through multiple infections, bronchitis, pneumonia, and emphysema that habitual longterm smokers experience.
Believe me, cancer is the least of the illnesses to worry about.
But the concept of people KNOWING this information and still choosing to smoke remains the same.
As with most things in life, people make stupid decisions thinking that they will be the exception to the rule.
--ndugu
P.S. My thoughts and good wishes go out to all those who have decided to quit smoking this year, whether it be your first attempt or your fifth. Hats off to ya for at least having the wherewithal to take action.
I DO agree with you, too. With what we know now, i can't believe people decide to start smoking. I quit after smoking for 25 years. I didn't believe the dangers when i started. I was just a kid. I won't go back. The stench will kepp me from smoking again.
I'm perfectly healthy. Always have been. Unfortunately, a respiratory therapist told me (casually) that in 20 years, i could be sitting in the breathing tank being tested. The effects of smoking can take 20-30 years to appear, and yes, respiratory illness can be just as bad as cancer, if not worse.
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#14 2005-01-12 7:37 pm
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Re: Self-Destructing People
OK I smoke and I know it kills me eventually maybe. That is the tricky part maybe. I work two jobs and full time construction I do not eat crap I am of perfect health so I can tell you there is a lot fat smurfs that are taxing the healthcare system evenif they do not smoke more than me I never heard of cigarrtes clogging your arteries SO STFU
wohoo he smokes how can he he spending our money especial in the US u have more problems wth obesity and diabetes from the crap you people eat. That costs even more money than smoking. I will ge my exercise at work go to gym on occasion and eat my salat an just smile at the fact I am going to live longer than most of the fatasses than do not sm
oke hehe
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#15 2005-01-13 12:44 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
being in the army, especially where im stationed, id have to say the smoking rate here is AT LEAST 1/2-2/3. its way higher then the national average for america or germany. Ive watched friend after friend try and quit, and they dont keep on smoking for the purpouse of being "self destructive". if you want to see self destructive, my grandfather was a severe diabetic who consumed as much junk food as possible. you cant say he didnt know any better because he was a MD. he was cynically depressed, had no will to live or take care of himself and ended up dying from his 5th heart attack(with the nurse right beside him. he was just about to be released from his previous heart attack). I only smoked a couple times when i was really young and I thought it was really disgusting, so its not an issue for me, but a lot of people do have a very difficult time quitting and instead of criticizing them all, you should give credit and encouragement to the people who are making the effort.
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#16 2005-01-13 12:55 am
- ndugu
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Re: Self-Destructing People
...he was cynically depressed...
I know several people that have this condition.
--ndugu
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#17 2005-01-13 1:08 am
- JediKnightChewie
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Re: Self-Destructing People
...he was cynically depressed...
I know several people that have this condition.
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im about 23:15 hours through my 24 hour shift. gimme a break 
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#18 2005-01-13 7:02 am
- dv
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Enough with self-destructing - how about "self immolation?"
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#19 2005-01-13 7:08 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
...he was cynically depressed...
I know several people that have this condition.
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Seriously, though. I don't understand the smoking thing, either. I admit, though, that I've never had to try quitting. But that's because I never started. The power that those smurfing things have over people blows my mind, though. My neighbor just went through all the horror of cancer treatment. (Surgery, chemotherapy, resulting infections, etc.) Now, his cancer happened to be unrelated to his smoking, but you'd think that going through the whole experience would be enough to make him want to do anything to avoid any similar experience in the future. However, he's still smoking away. Man, if he thought the skin tumor was bad, he's gonna love having one in his throat someday.
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#20 2005-01-13 7:12 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Enough with self-destructing - how about "self immolation?"
drunken smoking peeps.
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#21 2005-01-13 8:43 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
Enough with self-destructing - how about "self immolation?"
drunken smoking peeps.

"Hell, I'm sure Og had some cool way of banging two rocks together, until he took himself too seriously."
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#22 2005-01-13 8:47 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
But the concept of people KNOWING this information and still choosing to smoke remains the same.
Well, as an accomplished smoker of over 10 years - most of them spent attempting to quit - I can say with 100% certainty it is not a CHOICE.
I welcome you to walk in my shoes and attempt to not fly off the handle every time some self-righteous prick decides to write a dissertation about how i am stupid, how I am killing myself and the people around me, blah, blah, blah...
So you're tired of me piggybacking on YOUR insurance? Do something about it. Lobby for tobacco to be outlawed. Petition YOUR insurance company to cover smoking cessation treatments. Bitch and whine about the responsible parties, not the smurfing victims.
Victims, aren't we all?
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#23 2005-01-13 9:18 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
I was a smoker in high-school, and for a few years after. Yes, I also knew the risks, but thought I was too "cool" to worry about them. The reason I deciede to quit, was simple. One day, I lit up, leaving the parking lot in my cherry red VWbug, and the taste was sickening. I threw up in my car, ruining the drivers' seat.
That was a wake-up call. I threw the pack out the window, and never desired another. I have friends that smoke, and I don't harrase/berate them for it. They do enough of it to themselves, I'm sure.
Yes, I understand that it's difficult for some to quit. Since that day, I resigned myself to not engage in anything else (besides cycling of course) that can be considered 'addicting', chemically or otherwise.
I"ll also agree that Cancer(you bitch!) is not the main reason for worry.
Running at full speed with my dog/neice/nephew/fiance is another reason I will never smoke. Hiking in the thin air, another. Cycling with friends on Saturday mornings, etc. reinforces my _choice_ not to everyday.
I'd rather enjoy the smoke-free life with you, than offer you a 'light' and help you live less by doing so.
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#24 2005-01-15 12:10 am
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Re: Self-Destructing People
So you're tired of me piggybacking on YOUR insurance? Do something about it. Lobby for tobacco to be outlawed. Petition YOUR insurance company to cover smoking cessation treatments. Bitch and whine about the responsible parties, not the smurfing victims.
Victims, aren't we all?
Seriously! This mindset is exactly what the tobacco companies want in their customers. "It's not my fault that I can't quit, it's theirs. Therefore, I won't quit."
You're not a victim in this case, iBubba.
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#25 2005-01-15 12:19 am
- ConnertheCat
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Re: Self-Destructing People
And here I was, thinking this thread was about people blowing themselves up*.
*not to be confused with terrorism.
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