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#101 2005-02-28 2:01 pm
- TheUltimateMacUser
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Personally, i find the word "Smurf" offensive. (no, really, i do mean smurf!).
im just kidding, but, it rases an interesting 'what if?' kinda scenero, dontcha think?
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#102 2005-02-28 3:27 pm
- Maxwell Knight
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
I'd be very happy to have the option of turning filters off. Please get it implimented sometime soon. Thanks
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#103 2005-02-28 6:13 pm
- sosumi
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
TheConfuzed1 wrote:
"Smurfhead" isn't racist. Saying, "I hate smurfs," is.
See the difference?
It would be more obvious if you said something like "I hate smurfs because they won't learn English" or "I hate smurfs because they're lazy and won't get jobs."
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#104 2005-02-28 6:40 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
sosumi wrote:
TheConfuzed1 wrote:
"Smurfhead" isn't racist. Saying, "I hate smurfs," is.
See the difference?It would be more obvious if you said something like "I hate smurfs because they won't learn English" or "I hate smurfs because they're lazy and won't get jobs."
Dude, they're like three inches tall? What the hell kind of jobs are they going to get? Even as an escort for a Barbie doll they'll still be like midgets. Unless Barbie's got a thing for short blue men with tails, that probably won't work.
(Though they're probably horny enough. Over 100 of them and only one smurfette? No wonder they're freaking blue.)
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#107 2005-02-28 7:37 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
gozer wrote:
TheConfuzed1 wrote:
I had no idea the direction of the hat had anything to do with the nose... I'll play with it later. (And then I'll fix the smilie.)
Nice gozer. Thanks for doing what I said I would maybe eventually get around to doing. Now I can procrastinate for some other reason. 
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#108 2005-02-28 8:43 pm
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
So why do we have this filter anyway? It's not MAF's job to raise these kids, it's their parents' job.
Smurf their parents. Smurfing control freaks.
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#109 2005-03-08 5:24 pm
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
C-R-A-P??!!?? Who wrote these filters, your grandmother?? For the love of smurf!
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#110 2005-03-09 3:49 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
'Crap' is in there?!? Surely that's too much...
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#111 2005-03-09 3:50 pm
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Grr... no it is not. Smurfing smurf.
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#112 2005-03-09 5:40 pm
- shapoopy
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
I''m gomna go smurf the smurf out of Smurfette then smurf all over her smurfing smurf after smurfing.
If you understood that, you've been assimilated.
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#113 2005-03-10 3:56 am
- benightedbastard
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
The New Guy wrote:
So why do we have this filter anyway? It's not MAF's job to raise these kids, it's their parents' job.
Smurf their parents. Smurfing control freaks.
Sure it's the parents' job, but unfortunately if parents complain about the bad language their kids have been reading on here, we can't just get you to set them right.
Give it time and the filter will the optional again. Really.
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#114 2005-03-10 12:44 pm
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
crap
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#115 2005-03-10 12:47 pm
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
hmmm, I must have written smurf.
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#116 2005-03-10 5:48 pm
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
benightedbastard wrote:
The New Guy wrote:
So why do we have this filter anyway? It's not MAF's job to raise these kids, it's their parents' job.
Smurf their parents. Smurfing control freaks.Sure it's the parents' job, but unfortunately if parents complain about the bad language their kids have been reading on here, we can't just get you to set them right.
Give it time and the filter will the optional again. Really.
umm... if parents don't want their children to see profanity, then they shouldn't allow their kid on the internet.. or even the computer for that matter. they should also hide the scrabble dictionary, home school their kids, and never allow them to have friends.
now, i appreciate having a filter when it can be turned off... but i don't remember there being a filter on the UBB forums, and i don't think we need one here unless it can be disabled on an individual basis.
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#117 2005-03-10 5:50 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Or they should buy a MomVo. 
http://www.foxtrot.com/
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#118 2005-03-10 9:13 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Freezer mac wrote:
benightedbastard wrote:
The New Guy wrote:
So why do we have this filter anyway? It's not MAF's job to raise these kids, it's their parents' job.
Smurf their parents. Smurfing control freaks.Sure it's the parents' job, but unfortunately if parents complain about the bad language their kids have been reading on here, we can't just get you to set them right.
Give it time and the filter will the optional again. Really.umm... if parents don't want their children to see profanity, then they shouldn't allow their kid on the internet.. or even the computer for that matter. they should also hide the scrabble dictionary, home school their kids, and never allow them to have friends.
Don't forget to hide the National Geographics!
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#119 2005-03-10 10:35 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
The UBB forums turned bad words into ****.
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#120 2005-03-11 12:11 am
- benightedbastard
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Freezer mac wrote:
benightedbastard wrote:
The New Guy wrote:
So why do we have this filter anyway? It's not MAF's job to raise these kids, it's their parents' job.
Smurf their parents. Smurfing control freaks.Sure it's the parents' job, but unfortunately if parents complain about the bad language their kids have been reading on here, we can't just get you to set them right.
Give it time and the filter will the optional again. Really.umm... if parents don't want their children to see profanity, then they shouldn't allow their kid on the internet.. or even the computer for that matter. they should also hide the scrabble dictionary, home school their kids, and never allow them to have friends..
Well, you can join TNG in explaining that when parents complain about what their kids read on here.
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#121 2005-03-11 2:25 am
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Abu wrote:
The UBB forums turned bad words into ****.
Wow... How could anyone forget the ******* *****?
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#122 2005-03-17 12:48 pm
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#123 2005-03-17 8:44 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Pro_ wrote:
so we can turn the filters off in say two weeks?
I wouldn't hold your breath. 
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#124 2005-03-18 12:13 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
We can say smurf!
BITE MY SHINY METAL smurf!
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#125 2005-03-18 4:00 pm
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