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#1 2005-02-10 12:56 pm
- HeadlessBill
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Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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#2 2005-02-10 1:37 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing is True, Everything is Permissible.
~~ Hasan bin Sabbah
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#3 2005-02-10 1:46 pm
- freakoutjackson
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I hear they eat strange smurf in England but jeez......
and, oh yeah.......yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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#4 2005-02-10 2:31 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
freakoutjackson wrote:
I hear they eat strange smurf in England but jeez
Really, is that so?
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#5 2005-02-10 2:31 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Fricken hell.
Donate your spare CPU cycles to Folding@Home. You never know when you'll be in need.
Remember, the last time I wrote anything on this was Sept. 15th 2006
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#6 2005-02-10 2:41 pm
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Good god.
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#7 2005-02-10 2:50 pm
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Remind me never to get a british chick mad. Yoie.
"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black
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#8 2005-02-10 2:55 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
tomfoolery wrote:
freakoutjackson wrote:
I hear they eat strange smurf in England but jeez
Really, is that so?
Yes it is so. I have heard that.
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#10 2005-02-10 4:34 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
HOLY smurf!
A man refused sex?
Last edited by jaxbrokenheart (2005-02-10 4:34 pm)
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#11 2005-02-10 4:38 pm
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jaxbrokenheart wrote:
HOLY smurf!
A man refused sex?
That's what I was thinking...
Just because something is legal, doesn't mean it's right. Just because something is illegal, doesn't mean it's wrong.
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#12 2005-02-10 4:52 pm
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Wow....just wow...
Puddlemonkey said: My High Priest Rules!
Jdude wrote: Anything in the name of Temetka, I suppose.
Metallica wrote: Obey your Master!
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#13 2005-02-10 4:54 pm
- shapoopy
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*grabs nuts*
No, it can't be, it just can't, the doctors said it wasn't true!
*scampers off and starts a religion that proclaims nut-ripping a sin*
pants
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#14 2005-02-10 5:04 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Not sure which avenue is worse:
Getting nuts ripped off by drunken ex
or
Getting johnson sliced off by angry wife
Stories like this make me feel better about being single.
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#15 2005-02-10 5:06 pm
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I'll take option 2 anyday.
I mean, she ripped the nuts off. Ripped!
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#16 2005-02-10 5:42 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
tomfoolery wrote:
freakoutjackson wrote:
I hear they eat strange smurf in England but jeez
Really, is that so?
Got a hankering for some spotted dick, tom?
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#17 2005-02-10 6:14 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Ooooooookey dokey. I can't believe she put it in her mouth after she ripped it off.
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#18 2005-02-10 7:22 pm
- davic3
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OH MY GOD!!!!
I'm in pain just from reading that
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
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#19 2005-02-10 8:32 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Old.
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#20 2005-02-10 8:33 pm
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
depeachmood wrote:
Ooooooookey dokey. I can't believe she put it in her mouth after she ripped it off.
She must have been really hard up (no pun intended) for some action! 
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#21 2005-02-10 8:34 pm
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jeff-o wrote:
Remind me never to get a british chick mad. Yoie.
God damn their cute accents...
Solar Plexus!
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#22 2005-02-10 8:56 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
depeachmood wrote:
Ooooooookey dokey. I can't believe she put it in her mouth after she ripped it off.
No kidding. It's hard enough to convince them to do it while they're attached.
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#23 2005-02-10 8:57 pm
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Oh yeah, and let this be a lesson to you... If she wants it, GIVE IT UP!!!!! 
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#25 2005-02-10 9:07 pm
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Ouch.
...
but how do you only rip off one, and not the other?
-Tim
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