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#1 2005-02-15 5:23 pm
- CapellaM44
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Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
Ah, those wild and wacky Brits! What'll they think of next!!!
(Ouch!) 
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ain_testicle_dc
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) -
A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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#2 2005-02-15 5:25 pm
Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
CapellaM44 wrote:
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
I'm sorry, but i just couldn't help but laugh at that. 
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#4 2005-02-15 6:48 pm
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Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
There is. Somewhere.
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#5 2005-02-15 7:00 pm
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Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
AAAHHHHHH!!!! Had to let that out. Uh, yeah. There is humor in that, as long as you're not that guy.
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#6 2005-02-16 1:49 am
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
Enigma wrote:
AAAHHHHHH!!!! Had to let that out. Uh, yeah. There is humor in that, as long as you're not that guy.
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#7 2005-02-16 8:18 am
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Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
This is like that time some guys wife cut his penis off and threw it in a field. It was reattached and the guy started doing porn. It was strange indeed.
I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm.
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#8 2005-02-16 3:44 pm
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Re: Woman Rips Off Ex-Lover's Testicle
Moses wrote:
This is like that time some guys wife cut his penis off and threw it in a field. It was reattached and the guy started doing porn. It was strange indeed.
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