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#1 2003-01-23 5:07 pm
- infinight
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Why Macs suxx0r
Macs really, really suxx0r. Sure, they've got that crazy USB thingie and they don't have to install drivers, but so what? They can't play any games at all! On PCs we have all kinds of games: Neverwinter Nights, 007:Nightfire, GTA3, GTA3 (this one is so fabulous it has to be mentioned twice), Age of Mythology...Macs also have the most aesthetically revolting design I have ever seen in my entire life. Macs suxx0r so incredibly much. Also, they never crash. What's up with that? A computer isn't a computer unless it crashes at least once a year. Macs suck so much. They don't even freeze very often. There are obviously no useful capabilities to mess up. Macs suxx0r. Take it from a true h4x0r. PCs are way superior. We can watch DVDs on them. And also, anyone that goes to this forum is a mac lover. And macs suxx0r.
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#2 2003-01-23 5:10 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
please please please go away and read some good satire. then come back and try again.
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#3 2003-01-23 5:13 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Withdrawl in disgust
What I'm about to do.
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#4 2003-01-23 5:15 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
I refuse to belive anyone can be so dumb.
This can only be a coke, Jill ?
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#5 2003-01-23 5:19 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Allright, who voted "yes"!!!?!?!?! 
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#6 2003-01-23 5:19 pm
- rampant
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Your satire is smurf, die in a fire. 
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#7 2003-01-23 5:24 pm
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GTA3 ?? you looser, its all about GTA:vice city
if you whant to play games, get a PS2 and gamecube (i guess an Xbox.. if your brain dead) the PC only has 15% of all consoles games..
what a gameing n00d... 
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#8 2003-01-23 5:32 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
as I said... his skills at parody are quite lacking.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis
- Dr. James Dobson, on "preventing" homosexuality
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#9 2003-01-23 5:50 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Macs really, really suxx0r. Sure, they've got that crazy USB thingie and they don't have to install drivers, but so what? They can't play any games at all!
On PCs we have all kinds of games: Neverwinter Nights, 007:Nightfire, GTA3, GTA3 (this one is so fabulous it has to be mentioned twice), Age of Mythology...Macs also have the most aesthetically revolting design I have ever seen in my entire life.
Macs suxx0r so incredibly much. Also, they never crash.
Thank you?
What's up with that? A computer isn't a computer unless it crashes at least once a year. Macs suck so much. They don't even freeze very often. There are obviously no useful capabilities to mess up.
http://www.apple.com/macosx/
I hear there's this new operating system called Mac OS X. It's Unix based, which means it's quite stable and it's also very customizable. I'll tell you more later. 
Macs suxx0r. Take it from a true h4x0r. PCs are way superior. We can watch DVDs on them.
And also, anyone that goes to this forum is a mac lover.
Wait, you do have two posts, which means you come here, mac lover!
And macs suxx0r.
I believe you've already stated that.
http://www.apple.com
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#10 2003-01-23 5:55 pm
- MuckSavage
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
I acutally laughed out loud when I read that.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#11 2003-01-23 6:14 pm
- Sherlock
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Withdrawl...
Texas??
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#12 2003-01-23 6:27 pm
- Mazer Rackham
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Macs also have the most aesthetically revolting design I have ever seen in my entire life.
Isn't "aesthetically revolting" an oxy-moron? Like beautifully ugly?
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#13 2003-01-23 7:16 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
That was satire, right? 
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#14 2003-01-23 8:54 pm
- rampant
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Macs also have the most aesthetically revolting design I have ever seen in my entire life.
Isn't "aesthetically revolting" an oxy-moron? Like beautifully ugly?
No, because "aesthetic" isn't an adjective.
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#15 2003-01-23 8:58 pm
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darrrrr
hahafunny
MERR! i suggest you write some slightly better satire, i.e. making it more obviously satirical (if possible).
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#16 2003-01-23 9:23 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
It's times like this when I miss The Idiot. 
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#17 2003-01-23 9:53 pm
- infinight
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Damn, lots of replies. Well, first of all, I like GTA3 more than Vice City, and I play games on PC more than on consoles. Second, I am a real live PC troll. However, I was just having some fun. Third, aesthetically revolting DOES work. Fourth...macs suxx0r.
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#18 2003-01-23 9:59 pm
- Tickle-Me-Eric
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Maybe his PC was cheaper than a console, that is why he won't get one...
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#19 2003-01-23 10:02 pm
- infinight
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
HEY NOEXIT! I LIVE IN PTOWN TOO!!! w00t! We're homies now, even though you liked Vice City.
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#20 2003-01-23 10:06 pm
- rampant
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
Consoles can't beat a PC for action gaming. Never will.
I like this icon.
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#21 2003-01-23 10:38 pm
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
I like the part about how macs never crash
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#23 2003-01-24 12:12 am
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
You diss macs for the wrong reasons you clueless moron. Sure they suck, but not because they never crash which is actually a good thing. But it shows you know nothing because they in fact do crash.
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#24 2003-01-24 12:24 am
- rampant
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
My god you are all clueless.
Go catch hep.
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#25 2003-01-24 12:45 am
- sosumi
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Re: Why Macs suxx0r
This is not necessary.
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