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Live in the Bible belt?

I think the type of people who do that are so scared of thinking that they must prevent everyone else from thinking. It is the cockroach mentality

Hm, that is weird. Next time ask them if they are LDS.

davic3 wrote:

<snip>...Why is it that only christian churches seem to be on such an intense recruitment drive.  It just strikes me as odd that they feel such an obligation to get people to join. ...<snip>...Afterall that is something people should decide for themselves.

Yes, it is.

Matthew 28:18-20 :
" Then Jesus came to them and said,

Well, you're Catholic so you wouldn't know that for every ten conversions an evangelical gets a ticket that will cancel out one mortal sin--it really makes you wonder about those folks who are really desperate to convert you, doesn't it?

<imitation mode="Triumph">I keed! I keed!</imitation>

Some cowboys went out riding,
Riding on the range
Grass was overgrazed there
And spotted like some mange
Buffalo were dead there
Trees? They all were through
And if they saw some "Injuns"
They would kill them, too!

Said one cowboy to another
"Think it would be nice
If we could take these Injuns
And convert them all to Christ!
They are all disgustin'
And bringing me great pain
And if they don't believe me
We'll put a bullet in their brains!"

I am always shouting
When I go outside
How people "should repent now!"
Or they're gonna die.
My motives are all selfish
I'm a cannon primed with powder
People don't believe me so I just beat them
AND YELL LOUDER.

West or bust,
In God We Trust
Let's Rape, Let's Kill, Let's Steal
We'll just go and justify
Everything we feel
Climbing up that ladder
Ooh! More brownie points for me!
Work my way to Jesus! Just you wait and see!

Christianity is genetic? Whoda thunk...

Camp David wrote:

SpacemanSpiff wrote:

I'm sorry but this is so blantantly WRONG I can't help but to chime in.)

I'll listen to whatever proof you care to surface, if you have any. Two Christian (Catholic) parents have a child and child is born Christian... as I said Baptism removes the original sin child is born with but Christianity is innate as child of parents. But as I said, I'll listen to whatever you got...

that is some seriously screwed up theology. baptism removes sins? what denomination are you?

Good?

Monty Python wrote:

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Oh, and play nice, folks.

Bloody Catholics... every time they off and have sex they've got to have another child!

The issue here is davic3.  Clearly, davic3 is hot to Christians.

Roc Kit wrote:

The issue here is davic3.  Clearly, davic3 is hot to Christians.

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