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#51 2005-04-06 9:14 am
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: why do christians...
Two words: Falun Gong.
Those are some scary muthas. They basically want to take over China.
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#52 2005-04-06 9:19 am
#53 2005-04-06 9:21 am
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: why do christians...
Mars_Attacks wrote:
Click my sig snickers...
No thanks. Did that once a long time ago, won't do it again. Let someone else take a turn.
Or will I go to Hell if I don't?
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#54 2005-04-06 9:23 am
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Is that similar to "pull my finger"?
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#55 2005-04-06 9:26 am
- MrJ in OZ
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Re: why do christians...
NokX wrote:
MrJ in OZ wrote:
I rather think he would be a nice guy and you can damn near do what you want as long as its not killin and whatnot.
ehh... we can all think of the way we think God should be, but the bottom line is that he's the God written of in the Bible and what he's laid out for us is what's expected. life isn't about getting what you want, it's about giving what God wants. what's 70+/- years compared to eternity, ya know.
God doesnt need anything therfore god doesnt want anything.
I believe in God, but I dont put much faith in the Bible. And if you tell me God sends people to hell than to me your worshiping evil. If God is Love than he wouldnt do that. I don't want anything anyway either.Thats not what I ment. All im sayin Is God would be happy if we all just live a simple lifestyle, y'know, the middle way, just like Buddists say. Some people say God hates gay, and God sends you to hell. well then i don't want none of that God, that ain't no love I know of. 
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#56 2005-04-06 12:10 pm
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MrJ in OZ wrote:
Some people say God hates gay, and God sends you to hell. well then i don't want none of that God, that ain't no love I know of.
Ignore the "some people". Scripture says God is love, and that tends to trump any other Diety I've seen out there. The track record of Yehweh Plus has been that of rewarding those who do good and love Him and those that don't and cause blasphemies in his name to be obliterated and be allowed extreme suffering of their own making.
No, those guys that say "God hates fags"? God will probably allow a whole slew of bad smurf happen to them. And don't you think that'd be rightly deserved?
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#57 2005-04-06 12:41 pm
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Camp David wrote:
This is clarified in Acts 2:38: "Be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ, for the remission of your sins; and you shall receive the Holy Ghost. For the promise is to you and to your children and to all that are far off, whomsoever the Lord our God shall call."
Actually, Campy, you're only quoting part of the verse, just like a good Catholic... The verse actually says "Repent and be baptized." Salvation does not come from the baptism but by repentence and the acceptance of Christ as your savior and lord of your life. Baptism is merely an outward display to the world that you have been washed clean by Christ's blood. Otherwise, why was Christ baptized? Surely you cannot believe that His baptism was essential to His eternal life... and for arguement's sake, you cannot show me one place in the Bible where an infant was baptized.
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#58 2005-04-06 12:45 pm
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svenhoops wrote:
...you cannot show me one place in the Bible where an infant was baptized...
It is impossible for infants to place their faith in Christ or publicly declare their faith.
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger/Benedict XVI: "a simple, humble worker in God's vineyard." Habemus Papem!
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#59 2005-04-06 12:57 pm
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There was a wonderful book/movie (wish i remembered which
...) in which a man described god as an imagenary friend for adults.... its always been my favorite description.
.... YOUR SAVED!!! (angles sing)
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#60 2005-04-06 1:00 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: why do christians...
Donovan Osaya wrote:
MrJ in OZ wrote:
Some people say God hates gay, and God sends you to hell. well then i don't want none of that God, that ain't no love I know of.
Ignore the "some people". Scripture says God is love, and that tends to trump any other Diety I've seen out there. The track record of Yehweh Plus has been that of rewarding those who do good and love Him and those that don't and cause blasphemies in his name to be obliterated and be allowed extreme suffering of their own making.
No, those guys that say "God hates fags"? God will probably allow a whole slew of bad smurf happen to them. And don't you think that'd be rightly deserved?
What he said.
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#61 2005-04-06 1:00 pm
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oh.. and WOOOT for the budhist thing (gotta love most their values imo)
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#62 2005-04-06 1:07 pm
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captnskipper wrote:
There was a wonderful book/movie (wish i remembered which
...) in which a man described god as an imagenary friend for adults.... its always been my favorite description.
Ahh... a chance to try out my Google skills. Was it The Big Bounce?
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#63 2005-04-06 1:43 pm
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If you were to die right now...really, if you were to walk out and get hit by a bus, cause I can arrange that, would you go to heaven or spend eternity burning in the depths of hell?
I never knew that people actually used that. But, a few weeks ago, I heard someone use that crap seriously to a large group of people. What a moron.
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#64 2005-04-06 1:49 pm
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I would go straight to hell.
Am I supposed to believe something now?
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#65 2005-04-06 3:02 pm
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jaxbrokenheart wrote:
If you were to die right now...really, if you were to walk out and get hit by a bus, cause I can arrange that, would you go to heaven or spend eternity burning in the depths of hell?
Oh this one's easy.
How fast is the bus moving? Does it catch fire?
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
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#66 2005-04-06 3:44 pm
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StaticAge wrote:
Oh this one's easy.
How fast is the bus moving? Does it catch fire?
It can't drive less than 50, or it blows up.
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#67 2005-04-06 4:05 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: why do christians...
mackerm wrote:
captnskipper wrote:
There was a wonderful book/movie (wish i remembered which
...) in which a man described god as an imagenary friend for adults.... its always been my favorite description.
Ahh... a chance to try out my Google skills. Was it The Big Bounce?
Big thanks to mackerm for finding www.christiananswers.net !! What a GREAT read! It even quotes the Holy Book in the movie review summary!
Their review of Sin City is sublime: "It didn
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#68 2005-04-06 4:11 pm
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NokX wrote:
ehh... we can all think of the way we think God should be, but the bottom line is that he's the God written of in the Bible and what he's laid out for us is what's expected. life isn't about getting what you want, it's about giving what God wants. what's 70+/- years compared to eternity, ya know.
Basic church scare tactics. Next you tell us that we know God wrote the Bible because it says so, ...In THE BIBLE...
Here's some reverse scare tactics...what if you waste you're whole life making yourself and others miserable for something that isn't true.
Ho Eyo He Hum
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#69 2005-04-06 4:21 pm
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JakeTheTall wrote:
mackerm wrote:
captnskipper wrote:
There was a wonderful book/movie (wish i remembered which
...) in which a man described god as an imagenary friend for adults.... its always been my favorite description.
Ahh... a chance to try out my Google skills. Was it The Big Bounce?
Big thanks to mackerm for finding www.christiananswers.net !! What a GREAT read! It even quotes the Holy Book in the movie review summary!
Their review of Sin City is sublime: "It didn
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#70 2005-04-06 7:06 pm
- MrJ in OZ
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Re: why do christians...
I heard once, "if we are all gods children, then whats so special about Jesus?"
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#71 2005-04-06 7:25 pm
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MrJ in OZ wrote:
I heard once, "if we are all gods children, then whats so special about Jesus?"
Well... He's God in flesh?
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#72 2005-04-06 10:32 pm
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ShnickyShnack wrote:
Proselytize, Proselytize, Proselytize.
It's the religious equivalent to the business maxim of volume, volume, volume.
Christians are converted, my son, not born.
Believe it or not - that statement of yours is actually biblical.
If you didn't know.
To enter the Kingdom of Heaven, a man must be born again. That's exactly what it means - being born into a christian family doesn't make one a Christian and more than being born in a hospital makes you a bedpan.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#73 2005-04-06 10:39 pm
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Metacell wrote:
NokX wrote:
ehh... we can all think of the way we think God should be, but the bottom line is that he's the God written of in the Bible and what he's laid out for us is what's expected. life isn't about getting what you want, it's about giving what God wants. what's 70+/- years compared to eternity, ya know.
Basic church scare tactics. Next you tell us that we know God wrote the Bible because it says so, ...In THE BIBLE...
Here's some reverse scare tactics...what if you waste you're whole life making yourself and others miserable for something that isn't true.
Then we rot in the ground just like you do. No loss.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
-- Steve Taylor
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#74 2005-04-06 10:51 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: why do christians...
resedit wrote:
Metacell wrote:
NokX wrote:
ehh... we can all think of the way we think God should be, but the bottom line is that he's the God written of in the Bible and what he's laid out for us is what's expected. life isn't about getting what you want, it's about giving what God wants. what's 70+/- years compared to eternity, ya know.
Basic church scare tactics. Next you tell us that we know God wrote the Bible because it says so, ...In THE BIBLE...
Here's some reverse scare tactics...what if you waste you're whole life making yourself and others miserable for something that isn't true.Then we rot in the ground just like you do. No loss.
Ah, but will you mingle with the twinklin' stars like those of us planning a burial in space?
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#75 2005-04-06 10:52 pm
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ShnickyShnack wrote:
resedit wrote:
Metacell wrote:
Basic church scare tactics. Next you tell us that we know God wrote the Bible because it says so, ...In THE BIBLE...
Here's some reverse scare tactics...what if you waste you're whole life making yourself and others miserable for something that isn't true.Then we rot in the ground just like you do. No loss.
Ah, but will you mingle with the twinklin' stars like those of us planning a burial in space?
But then the rocket blows up on the pad, what then?
Just like back in Saigon! Eh, slick?
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