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#1 2005-04-06 12:23 am
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- excrementalist
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freemasonry!
are any of you freemasons? if so why?
anything you type can and will be used against you

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#2 2005-04-06 12:25 am
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more or less wrote:
if so why?
You know, I never thought to ask them why. Stupid, stupid, stupid, dumb, stupid me.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#3 2005-04-06 1:12 am
- benightedbastard
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#4 2005-04-06 2:16 am
- petikas
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Re: freemasonry!
I know a locked-up mason.
The methods of science are manifestly effective, having made massive humanitarian contributions to society. It is this very effectiveness which the purveyors of mystical philosophies attack, because they recognise in it the chief threat to the belief-based source of their power and financial reward. -Harry Kroto, Nobel Laureate
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#5 2005-04-06 2:32 am
- locutus_of_borg
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I have shot some mason jars.
And God said "taketh your rifles, all of ye, all but those unto the nation of California, for exempt must their rifles be and the resth are forlorn." So sayth the Lord.
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#6 2005-04-06 4:33 am
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I've heard of the masons, but I don't even really know what the hell they're supposed to be. My best clue so far has been the Monty Python episode that inspired our current subtitle. Somehow, I doubt that that really covers it.
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#7 2005-04-06 6:10 am
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I've heard that due to a steep decline in membership, the Freemasons are currently in recruiting drive. I'm sure we could all join if we found someone to sponsor us.
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#8 2005-04-06 6:21 am
- Farmerkev
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Around here it's the age old reason, they like to go out with the boys and have a beer.
Most only go just high enough to join the Shrine. They like raising money for the children's hospital too.
Do your part to combat global warming.
Eat a cow.
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#9 2005-04-06 7:08 am
- Pariah
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Its for all those hot Shriner babes 
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Barack Obama
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#10 2005-04-06 7:33 am
- SonicSamurai
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Around here I'm pretty sure that one only joins the Masons only to legitamitley place the emblem on various peices of your own property.
Those are some nice Mason trucks, guys...
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#11 2005-04-06 7:58 am
- dinerfan
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I'm a freelancer.
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#12 2005-04-06 8:42 am
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My grandfather was a mason, and my grandmother was a member of the sister organization, morning star (I think thats what its called). I had seen plaques they had going over to their houses (I never knew them as a couple, they had divorced before I was born) with symbols. My grandmother's funeral creeped me out. I was 11, and although raised going to Jehovah's Witness meetings, those meetings are very secular affairs, with the exception of singing song and praying, there are no rituals or anything, and I had never gone to see how a typical church operates or whatever before. The funeral was jam-packed with ritual, where they had women come out in various colored robes, each one for a different color in the morning star symbol, saying chants and stuff, and this was on top of the religious stuff (I think my grandmother was baptist?). I didnt understand a lot of it then and it really confused me at the time.
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
"Overpower, overcome" -Cro-Mags
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#13 2005-04-06 9:08 am
- dinerfan
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I think it's Eastern Star.
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#14 2005-04-06 9:18 am
- ShnickyShnack
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I've heard that most of the old-skool secret societies have been experiencing declining membership for quite some time. The Masons, the Rosicrucians, the Catholic Church, you name it.
I think that people joined back in the old days because of the way society was at that time -- for example, conformist and classist -- and those conditions have changed.
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#15 2005-04-06 9:20 am
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dinerfan wrote:
I think it's Eastern Star.
Yes, that is it. I was trying to remember.
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
"Overpower, overcome" -Cro-Mags
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#16 2005-04-06 10:07 am
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Re: freemasonry!
It tends to get passed down in families. I'm a DeMolay, which is the pre-adolest. version of the Masons. It's a life-time designation given to me because I attended a few meetings and a ceremony when I was 15.
I was pressured into it by my Mason dad for my brother's sake (so he said) - thought it would be a good example for him.
I'll show y'all the secret handshake sometime....
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#17 2005-04-06 10:25 am
- Oyaji
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Tolstoy gives an interesting description of a Mason initiation ceremony in War and Peace.
What does not invite the axe, no creature will harm.
What cannot be used, no troubles will befall.
-Chuang Tsu-
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#18 2005-04-06 10:30 am
- Ribtorus
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Cheers had a classic episode where Norm was inducted into Cliff's lodge; you grab a sword out of a cardboard box, and you're in.
when surrounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come out to cut up what remains,
just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
and go to your god like a soldier...
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#19 2005-04-06 2:56 pm
- thekingalrock
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Re: freemasonry!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
I've heard that most of the old-skool secret societies have been experiencing declining membership for quite some time. The Masons, the Rosicrucians, the Catholic Church, you name it.
I think that people joined back in the old days because of the way society was at that time -- for example, conformist and classist -- and those conditions have changed.
The Catholic Church is experience a decline in membership? That surprises me.
Our culture isn't classist any more? That's news to me. I'd say we're conformist too.
It places the lotion in the basket
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#20 2005-04-06 4:00 pm
- Mustapha Mond
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Speaking of which, did you guys get your codebooks for the Secret Society of MiniThink? The new break dancing initiation rights are a bitch. Sucks for the noobs.
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#21 2005-04-06 4:05 pm
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Mustapha Mond wrote:
Speaking of which, did you guys get your codebooks for the Secret Society of MiniThink? The new break dancing initiation rights are a bitch. Sucks for the noobs.
Grand Poobahs still get access to the Room of Fifteen Year Olds, right?
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#22 2005-04-06 4:30 pm
- Troutski
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If you want some real fun, google Mormons & Freemasonry.
Hours of reading entertainment here with Captain Morgan.
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#23 2005-04-06 4:33 pm
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Troutski wrote:
If you want some real fun, google Mormons & Freemasonry.
Hours of reading entertainment here with Captain Morgan.
fun? So you're saying that some Masonic and Mormon rituals are not parallel.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#24 2005-04-06 4:39 pm
- Troutski
- Dutuwende

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Parallels? You mean assimilation.
More fun with masonry:
The Antimasonic Party
By Michael F. Holt, Ph.D.
One reason Clay could not rally all of Jackson's opponents in 1832 was that in much of the Northeast a different anti-Democratic party, the Antimasonic party, also existed. Started in 1826 to protest the official cover-up of the suspected murder of a defecting Mason in western New York, Antimasonry developed into the nation's first powerful populistic third party. Protesting that Freemasonry was a dangerous, unrepublican, and all-powerful secret society that privileged its members legally, politically, and economically over all non-members by controlling state and local governments, Antimasons called on voters to restore true self-government by driving Masons from elected office and having new governments pass state laws declaring the fraternity to be illegal. The movement spread like wild-fire, for Antimasons seemed to provide a plausible explanation why government seemed unresponsive to popular demands
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#25 2005-04-06 5:22 pm
- Freezer mac
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i've been in a masonic temple...
edit: to see a concert. 
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