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ame · 2003-01-27 2:04 pm

My date. Ok...for starters...I usually like to date guys who are 6 ft or taller and built like a smurfin' refrigerator. This guy was tall...but skinny as all hell. Like...I have eaten things bigger than him. Cute I guess...but when I got there, he was
DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!

It was funny to watch, he was worth his wieght in entertainement to myself and my other sober friend. My drunk friend, who's birthday it was, was drunk as usual. No big deal. Funny if nothing else. SHE is a trip. Well he is super nice and buying me stuff not a big deal. Kissing on me when I worked a buzz up...but all night theres this other chick thats hanging around. Its someones friend who ironically used to mess around with my date, MARK. She FREAKS out...like all psycho whenever he goes near me, and he ends up having to go near her kiss on her and calm her down just so he can do it all over again every say...20 minutes. That blew it for him right there but...oh yea...it gets worse.

So we are leaving this bar at like 1 bec its a 1:00 bar, and going to a 3:00 bar down the road...he drove. Drunk off his ass and DROVE, with my friends in his car. That is UNACCEPTABLE. So we get to this other bar, my friend drove mine and we kept passing the driveway. haha we get there and I take another shot (of something totally foul) and drink a couple more Buds. He is like ALLLL over me. Not that I cared at the time but there was NO way I was giving it up. This girl starts throwing chairs and smurf. FREAKING OUT bec he isnt interested in her. I ws like thats enough...so we all decide to leave, he and I, my friend Jackie the driver and then Nat and Scott (who set us up) those two went along, Mark rode in my car with us....he passed out AFTER fighting with my friend about where they needed to go to get us to their house whic is by where she and I live. We FINALLY get there an hour later, and it took us 4 tries to wake up. Then he pushes up the front passenger seat to climb out of my 4 DOOR CAR (which had me ON the ground laughing) and we get him inside. He is trying to get on me and bring me to his room and here we are wreslting on the floor. I managed to lose my ID somehow...not my money thankfully. I would need that for Jack in the Box later. hahah

So we finally take off at like 530 and go get food and go home...I only had fries so that was smart till I got home and took my medicines. I threw up at 730 and then slept till almost 4 big_smile

I went there hoping someone would be there to get my license and ended up calling Nat and Scott to let me know if its found. He thinks it was bec I wanted to see him again...not smurfing likely.. i was like WHATEVER you want to believe just give my my id!

I thought you all might be entertained by this story. It really is funny...
The best part-
he decided that Im not his type. I was like...oh what a shame.

Then I tell my ex bec he asked...hes like having a conniption bec he decided he wants me to come back, he made a big mistake. Hmmm DUH.

Anyway...that was the most ...interesting night. I thought this should be funny...and well posting it here saves me from telling everyone on earth in PMs.

Ame

Schlomo · 2003-01-27 2:09 pm

Wow.. So many things to ask.. umm... how is Jack in the Box? We dont have one here smile

My Weekend didnt involve any skinny drunk guys, but it did involve a mechanical bull..

why8not9 · 2003-01-27 2:11 pm

okay.....

ame · 2003-01-27 2:22 pm

Wow.. So many things to ask.. umm... how is Jack in the Box? We dont have one here

My Weekend didnt involve any skinny drunk guys, but it did involve a mechanical bull..

Jack in the Box is badass! I missed it SOOO much when I lived in PA bec they don't go farther east than ILLINOIS.

A mechanical bull couldve only added to the entertainment value.

Schlomo · 2003-01-27 2:24 pm

Yeah.. Our fast food choices out east are pretty limited.. I am partial to checkers though.

As far as the bull goes, I think I missed my calling.. even with a few in me, I did quite well..

ame · 2003-01-27 2:32 pm

St. Louis has bombass choices for Fast Food. Thas a plus...

I had to edit it slightly bec I managed to delete a little bit of some line. F'in trackpad!

Schlomo · 2003-01-27 2:39 pm

I had similar problems with an Ex, except she tried to convince me that my behavior was showing I wouldnt let her go

"not giving me my stuff means you arent ready to get rid of me"
.. or it could mean I am too lazy to drive across town for some worthless things

"You haven't called/IMed me since we broke up b/c you are afraid to "
.. try because I don't have to smile

anywho, things are civil between us now, but I am not about to call her up on a random friday night to hang out with.

A friend of mine and I were joking about having fast food bus trips, like those things the bus companies run "trip to atlantic city" etc. Go to a city with good fast food and eat a few meals.. that was about as far as it got.. I would love to see who signed up for that one.

C. Ives · 2003-01-27 3:04 pm

A lot of stupid people do a lot of stupid things . . .

Shaft · 2003-01-27 3:18 pm

Hey! I'm built like a refridgerator. The light goes on when you pull on my handle and I'm usually full of beer! big_smile

uh ... sorry ... just couldn't resist cool

justmac · 2003-01-27 3:40 pm

redplanet-I'm concerned about you. eek

ame · 2003-01-27 3:40 pm

Hey! I'm built like a refridgerator. The light goes on when you pull on my handle and I'm usually full of beer!

uh ... sorry ... just couldn't resist

Sweet you light up?

milenko11 · 2003-01-27 3:40 pm

i don't understand why you were mad at the guy for driving drunk with your friends in the car. they got in the car!

ame · 2003-01-27 3:41 pm

redplanet-I'm concerned about you.

Oh yea?! Do tell...seriously. I don't get offended (theres only one thing that does)

ame · 2003-01-27 3:43 pm

i don't understand why you were mad at the guy for driving drunk with your friends in the car. they got in the car!

And you make a good point.

They shouldn't have. Thanks for pointing that out

justine · 2003-01-27 3:44 pm

You should get together with MacDaddy.

justmac · 2003-01-27 3:54 pm

redplanet-I'm concerned about you.
Oh yea?! Do tell...seriously. I don't get offended (theres only one thing that does)

Really, I don't mean to offend at all. I am serious. To me it sounded like a risky situation -- drinking, driving and some pissed off people.
I'm sorry if I sound like a parent. I just don't do well around drunks. As a pro-photographer I have found that I can get injured by people who are out of control.
I do hope you never go in a car with a drunk driver. We have so many deaths around here on the country roads. It's a horror.

ame · 2003-01-27 3:55 pm

You should get together with MacDaddy.

Too young. I dont go even a day younger than myself. Don't know why but I like..lose interest or something. Not that any man is mature enough wink

but they don't tend to have the same kind of goals as older guys.

Why do you say that, anyway?

ame · 2003-01-27 4:03 pm

redplanet-I'm concerned about you.
Oh yea?! Do tell...seriously. I don't get offended (theres only one thing that does)
Really, I don't mean to offend at all. I am serious. To me it sounded like a risky situation -- drinking, driving and some pissed off people.
I'm sorry if I sound like a parent. I just don't do well around drunks. As a pro-photographer I have found that I can get injured by people who are out of control.
I do hope you never go in a car with a drunk driver. We have so many deaths around here on the country roads. It's a horror.

Nah Im glad you said that, I dont drink much. And I didn't mind going out that night for partying...but that is exactly my issue. I do NOT tolerate drunk driving. My friend Jackie drove me around in my car bec she had nothing but Diet Coke. She had the flu the day before and was luckily not planning on drinking. But I had no issue with giving up my keys. When we asked him NOT to drive he did it anyway.

I was mad enough that they were all piss drunk already before we got there but having seen him drive...with them in the car...no way. We almost didnt go to the second bar to avoid him but since we promised my friend we would hang out more we went. He was not an issue to me after the first time we spoke. He blew it really quickly but had he not, that would have been it.

He is a tool, and not onna those nice Snap-ons or Craftsmans...he's a no-name easy to break tool.

Not offended, not upset but glad a "mother" mentioned it. It was just a night that reminded me I am an adult. Whether or not thats good. smile

justine · 2003-01-27 5:41 pm

You should get together with MacDaddy.
Too young. I dont go even a day younger than myself. Don't know why but I like..lose interest or something. Not that any man is mature enough

but they don't tend to have the same kind of goals as older guys.

Why do you say that, anyway?

Well, after reading about his bar woes, and then reading yours, seemed like a perfect match up. smile

ame · 2003-01-27 6:41 pm

Nah the only reason I have fun in bars is bec I enjoy making fun of people who are bigger losers than I am...Insert Sarcastic Remarks here...

Thanks for the consideration wink

instrument · 2003-01-27 7:16 pm

i was waiting for jerry springer to pop out.

cake18 · 2003-01-27 9:46 pm

wow. I'm really glad I don't have to deal with people that talk the way you write. Like..you know?

LeeBarnes · 2003-01-27 10:10 pm

You should get together with MacDaddy.
I dont go even a day younger than myself.

cry

Mac Daddy · 2003-01-27 10:11 pm

I'm just dissapointed you didn't think my thread was good enough for you... is it just because I'm younger that you wouldn't even write in my bar wars thread... <sniff>

My claim is that I'm more mature than guys my age... but only when I need to be!

Oh, and Justine... redplanet is not my type, she's too far away... good try though wink

Shaft · 2003-01-27 11:04 pm

Hey! I'm built like a refridgerator. The light goes on when you pull on my handle and I'm usually full of beer!

uh ... sorry ... just couldn't resist
Sweet you light up?

Oh yeah! big_smile I'm a regular frikin forest fire. cool

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