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#1 2005-05-03 7:29 pm
- Robert B.
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Sorry, wrong number
Looks like I'll be changing my tattoo.
Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast
A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.
The new fragment from the Book of Revelation, written in ancient Greek and dating from the late third century, is part of a hoard of previously unintelligible manuscripts discovered in historic dumps outside Oxyrhynchus in Egypt. Now a team of expert classicists, using new photographic techniques, are finally deciphering the original writing.
Professor David Parker, Professor of New Testament Textual Criticism and Paleography at the University of Birmingham, thinks that 616, although less memorable than 666, is the original. He said: "This is an example of gematria, where numbers are based on the numerical values of letters in people's names. Early Christians would use numbers to hide the identity of people who they were attacking: 616 refers to the Emperor Caligula."
The Book of Revelation is traditionally considered to be written by John, a disciple of Jesus; it identifies 666 as the mark of the Antichrist. In America, the fundamentalist Christian right often use the number in sermons about the coming Apocalypse.
They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that.
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#2 2005-05-03 7:30 pm
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Re: Sorry, wrong number

Wow.
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#3 2005-05-03 8:49 pm
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Wonderful.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#4 2005-05-04 3:05 am
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Wait.. I don't get it.
Obviously there was some evidence saying "666 is the number of the beast", or something similar.
How does this refute that?
Does it say "Oh, by the way, I was wrong about 666 - I got pissed the night before, you see..."
I remain skeptical, yet open to any further evidence.
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#5 2005-05-04 7:04 am
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The next time the devil calls, use *69 to find out, once and for all, what his number really is.
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#6 2005-05-04 7:05 am
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What if he blocks his number?
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#7 2005-05-04 8:00 am
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Great. Now western Michigan will have to change its area code.
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#8 2005-05-04 8:11 am
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This line is a gem:
They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."
They should plan on a transition period to avoid confusing people, though. Nissan did this by also using the Toyota name on its cars and in its ads for a few years.
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#9 2005-05-04 8:19 am
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Re: Sorry, wrong number
dinerfan wrote:
This line is a gem:
They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."
They should plan on a transition period to avoid confusing people, though. Nissan did this by also using the Toyota name on its cars and in its ads for a few years.
Satanism isn't a relgion - it's a bunch of people who enjoy pissing of christians? Who knew?
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#10 2005-05-04 8:51 am
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dinerfan wrote:
Great. Now western Michigan will have to change its area code.
change it to 666. that number is available now.
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#11 2005-05-04 8:58 am
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I object to calling the antichrist a beast. If he was an american citizen he could sue.
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#12 2005-05-04 9:32 am
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This is nothing new. It has been changed to 616 in the past (for the Vulgate), and has long thought to be in reference to Emperor Nero. Neron Caesar adds to 666. In Latin it's Nero Caesar. N=50. Ding, 666 becomes 616.
Congratulations to this guy for discovering something we've known for 1900 years.
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#13 2005-05-04 9:48 am
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Note: The article says Caligula, but Nero is generally considered to be the "beast."
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#14 2005-05-04 10:07 am
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Re: Sorry, wrong number
dinerfan wrote:
They should plan on a transition period to avoid confusing people, though. Nissan did this by also using the Toyota name on its cars and in its ads for a few years.
(emphasis added)
Or Datsun, even. 
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#15 2005-05-04 10:50 am
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Right, Dat's da one. Looks like someone needs to do more advertizing; my mindshare has slipped.
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#16 2005-05-04 12:23 pm
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This made me laugh. I kept thinking of all the people with 666 tattoos.
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#17 2005-05-04 12:25 pm
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Re: Sorry, wrong number
jondaris wrote:
This made me laugh. I kept thinking of all the people with 666 tattoos.
As did I. I used to work with a girl that had one on her arm. Heh.
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#18 2005-05-04 1:20 pm
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If you look at it upside-down, my signature looks a lot like 616. 
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#19 2005-05-04 3:31 pm
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#20 2005-05-05 9:10 am
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I thought the number of the beast was 867-5309.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#21 2005-05-05 1:13 pm
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#22 2005-05-05 1:57 pm
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BR-549?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#23 2005-05-05 2:19 pm
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I'd be careful before coming to conclusions.
If I'm not mistaken - this is the same alleged new discovery - er, technique of viewing - that had many of the worlds top scholars quite confused when the news story broke because it was highly inacurate and flat out wrong - and they were wondering who the hell the journalist used as a source.
Also keep in mind that an older copy does not mean correct, it could be an incorrect branch that was dropped because it was incorrect, the Revelation of John is a first century document, this alleged discovery is from an alleged third century fragment - and the gnostics loved to tamper with text.
Being an apoxraphyl work, numbers had meanings - I'm curious as to what the signifigance of this change is.
Also keep in mind - it was not written as "6 6 6" or "six six six" - it was written as "six hundred and sixty six" (in greek) which is more difficult to accidentally copy from "six hundred and sixteen".
When a single copy differs from the majority of copy, even if it appears to be an older copy, it is usually considered incorrect, unless there is good reason to suspect it is not.
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#24 2005-05-05 2:27 pm
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http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm
One feature of particular interest is the number that this papyrus assigns to the Beast: 616, rather than the usual 666. (665 is also found.) We knew that this variant existed: Irenaeus cites (and refutes) it.
It has been refuted by an early church father.
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http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/numero.htm
It looks like what quite possibly happened is the gnostics (or another group) altered the document to try to make it make sense to them, such as identifying the beast as a specific person in their time frame etc.
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#25 2005-05-05 2:30 pm
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About Irenaeus
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08130b.htm
Information as to his life is scarce, and in some measure inexact. He was born in Proconsular Asia, or at least in some province bordering thereon, in the first half of the second century; the exact date is controverted, between the years 115 and 125, according to some, or, according to others, between 130 and 142. It is certain that, while still very young, Irenaeus had seen and heard the holy Bishop Polycarp (d. 155) at Smyrna.
So a church father from well before this fragment and very close to signature date (most scholars date it around 90 AD) refutes 616 as the number.
This fragment is thus probably the descendent of a modified Revelation of John, you can keep your 666 tatoos.
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