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#26 2005-05-27 11:21 am
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Re: Soccer and America
MuckSavage wrote:
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hockey players as actors? dont make me beat you with your own skull
One of my favorite hockey players of all time, Peter Forsberg, a man who has lead my hometown team to the cup, is quite the actor. I don't have a problem admitting that.
AVALAAANCHE!!!
God I miss NHL.
and I hate not realizing my post will end up being the first in a new page despite the numbers on the top right of each post.
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#27 2005-05-27 1:26 pm
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Re: Soccer and America
Ah see there's your other problem; your an avalanche fan
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#28 2005-05-27 1:51 pm
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Re: Soccer and America
Soccer is popular in the rest of the world because all you need is some open land and something round to play it. You don't need any special equipment. Hell, you don't even need arms/hands. Hence, the third world is the perfect breeding ground for soccer players.
Soccer is an insanely boring sport. The most exciting parts of the games are when something almost happens. A player will get/take the ball, will make a mad dash toward the goal, will be totally and completely open, and, finally,kick the ball only to have it bounce off the post/goalie/etc. or just miss wildly into the stands. Whoopee. *yawn*
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#29 2005-05-27 3:42 pm
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I would recommend this book.
The author came to my European Politics class and his description of the situation was very insightful.
Personally, not only do I find soccer extremely boring, but the clock counts UP! What's up with that?
If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here.
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#30 2005-05-27 11:28 pm
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American Football puzzles me. Start stop, start stop.. Pass, run, tackle, break, time off. More time off than time on. What's up with that?
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#31 2005-05-27 11:33 pm
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Commercial breaks.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#32 2005-05-27 11:44 pm
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#33 2005-05-28 12:24 am
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Re: Soccer and America
JD MacMan wrote:
...the clock counts UP! What's up with that?
The clock counts up because the referee on the field keeps the official game time, not somebody in a skybox somewhere.
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."
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#34 2005-05-28 2:29 pm
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VegasACF wrote:
Soccer is popular in the rest of the world because all you need is some open land and something round to play it. You don't need any special equipment. Hell, you don't even need arms/hands. Hence, the third world is the perfect breeding ground for soccer players.
Soccor is not only popular in "third world" countries - it is extremely popular in europe as well, which is hardly "third world"
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
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#35 2005-05-28 2:51 pm
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You shouldn't break the ice here. You should be doing it in Minithink. Sadly.
Or rather, he should be breaking the ice here, and sports never should have been shoehorned into Minithink.
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#36 2005-05-28 3:39 pm
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resedit wrote:
VegasACF wrote:
Soccer is popular in the rest of the world because all you need is some open land and something round to play it. You don't need any special equipment. Hell, you don't even need arms/hands. Hence, the third world is the perfect breeding ground for soccer players.
Soccor is not only popular in "third world" countries - it is extremely popular in europe as well, which is hardly "third world"
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
so is anything
You know the hole, the one you put the pie in?
My mean my pie-hole?
Yeah, shut it.
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#37 2005-05-28 7:06 pm
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Re: Soccer and America
resedit wrote:
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
I understand soccer, I still find it boring. Well, maybe not boring but certainly much less exciting than any other sport I've followed over the years.
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#38 2005-05-29 10:29 am
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Re: Soccer and America
resedit wrote:
VegasACF wrote:
Soccer is popular in the rest of the world because all you need is some open land and something round to play it. You don't need any special equipment. Hell, you don't even need arms/hands. Hence, the third world is the perfect breeding ground for soccer players.
Soccor is not only popular in "third world" countries - it is extremely popular in europe as well, which is hardly "third world"
Did I say it wasn't popular in Europe? No. Did I say Europe was third world? No. I didn't. Seems the lack of understanding is on your part. I merely referenced why soccer is the only sport played with any regularity among the denizens of the third world (excepting the elite in those countries who play polo [another insanely boring sport] or the like). In case you missed it, let me restate: open land, roundish thing. That's all you need. Now, this, in and of itself, doesn't make soccer a bad thing. But it puts things into perspective when one tries to ballyhoo soccer as the world's most popular sport. Of course it is. It's the only sport they can play with a head of lettuce or a pumpkin or some other roundish thing and a bit of land. (American) Football is out. Baseball is out. Lacrosse is out. No net for volleyball. No rackets for tennis. Get the point? Or do I need to (somehow) make it more clear for you?
resedit wrote:
VegasACF wrote:
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
I understand soccer quite well. It's not exactly a hard sport to grasp. I understand that it's insanely boring, as well. Again, the lack of understanding is on your part.
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#39 2005-05-29 11:01 am
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Football is a better game than what American football plays. The rest of the world isn't wrong. Dismissing football as a sissy game played by guys in shorts that always ends in a scoreless tie exemplifies the arrogant, isolationist thinking that causes America to be so despised globally.
Football has spontaneous creativity. When you watch a football match, there's a chance you might see something that's never happened before. The game the NFL plays has exhausted all the possibilities. Successful repetition might be seen as a virtue in the NFL, but it's not very entertaining.
Be honest: Is it fun to watch Jerome Bettis fall forward three times in a row, gaining 3.2 yards per? When was the last time you saw something truly unique happen in an NFL game? You didn't. The NFL has playbooks. Football doesn't. You need a good memory to play in the NFL. You need intelligence to play football.
Football players such as Pele, Maradona and George Best scored signature goals. Goals that no one has seen before or since. In the NFL, even the greatest leaping catch is just another leaping catch.
There's obviously more athleticism required to play football than any other sport. There's limited substitution, no time outs and no stopping between plays. The amount of cardiovascular conditioning required is unreal. Agility, strength, speed and foot-eye coordination are valued at every position, and you don't necessarily benefit by having freak-show height or width.
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#40 2005-05-29 11:10 am
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This report was written by Mark Madden and I honestly believe it's true. How could anyone say that soccer is insanely boring. The whole excitement is almost getting the ball in the goal or even scoring a goal. Also, it's not just that the soccer player scores a goal, it's how they do it. I am also an American citizen, but I just think that soccer is a great sport. But this is what is so great about other sports including soccer. Each one has something unique about it that makes it interesting.
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#42 2005-05-29 12:06 pm
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resedit wrote:
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
What's not to understand? Kick the ball in the net, don't use your hands, don't let the other team kick the ball in your net.
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#43 2005-05-29 3:57 pm
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Re: Soccer and America
oatmeal wrote:
resedit wrote:
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
What's not to understand? Kick the ball in the net, don't use your hands, don't let the other team kick the ball in your net.
It's the way the players carry, kick, and 'steal' the ball across the field and to the goal.
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#44 2005-05-29 3:58 pm
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mahakali wrote:
oatmeal wrote:
resedit wrote:
It's more boring when you don't understand it.What's not to understand? Kick the ball in the net, don't use your hands, don't let the other team kick the ball in your net.
It's the way the players carry, kick, and 'steal' the ball across the field and to the goal.
He said "understand," not "master." 
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#45 2005-05-30 12:10 am
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zdecker wrote:
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There's obviously more athleticism required to play football than any other sport.
Mark Madden's statement is wrong.
Explain.
What sport do you have to have more athleticism than soccer?
Soccer players run and run until they give up during practice because they do one thing that most other sports don't, run for 90 minutes straight with no halftimes, no timeouts, and a clock that never stops (not to mention a ball they have to control while doing all that).
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#46 2005-05-30 12:13 am
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Re: Soccer and America
mahakali wrote:
oatmeal wrote:
resedit wrote:
It's more boring when you don't understand it.What's not to understand? Kick the ball in the net, don't use your hands, don't let the other team kick the ball in your net.
It's the way the players carry, kick, and 'steal' the ball across the field and to the goal.
What soccer have you watched. Watch a European soccer game. They're intense. Much better than U.S. soccer.
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#47 2005-05-30 12:13 am
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Arsenal2006 wrote:
zdecker wrote:
Arsenal2006 wrote:
There's obviously more athleticism required to play football than any other sport.
Mark Madden's statement is wrong.
Explain.
What sport do you have to have more athleticism than soccer?
Soccer players run and run until they give up during practice because they do one thing that most other sports don't, run for 90 minutes straight with no halftimes, no timeouts, and a clock that never stops (not to mention a ball they have to control while doing all that).
Because athleticism is subjective, everyone thinks their sport is harder.
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#48 2005-05-30 12:15 am
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Arsenal2006 wrote:
zdecker wrote:
Mark Madden's statement is wrong.Explain.
What sport do you have to have more athleticism than soccer?
Soccer players run and run until they give up during practice because they do one thing that most other sports don't, run for 90 minutes straight with no halftimes, no timeouts, and a clock that never stops (not to mention a ball they have to control while doing all that).Because athleticism is subjective, everyone thinks their sport is harder.
You smurf and your "sports" you have to play "outside". Geez. What losers.
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#49 2005-05-30 12:23 am
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Re: Soccer and America
Arsenal2006 wrote:
Now I want to break the ice here.
Soccer is played and is the most popular sport in the world except in one country, America. In America it is a fact the American football is watched by most of the U.S. and has surpassed baseball as the most popular sport; but in other countries, American football doesn't even exist.
Will U.S. soccer ever reach top charts with countries such as the UK (aka the inventors of the sport)?
Today I was watching football being played in Germany, I think. Baseball is big in the US, too. NASCAR, however, brings in the biggest crowds, but Indianapolis 500 was extremely crowded today. A driver from England won the 500.
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#50 2005-05-30 12:25 am
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Re: Soccer and America
Thunderstruck wrote:
resedit wrote:
Soccer is an insanely boring sport.
It's more boring when you don't understand it.
I understand soccer, I still find it boring. Well, maybe not boring but certainly much less exciting than any other sport I've followed over the years.
Soccer is kind of a "girly" game.
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