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sex pistols, I've never met a woman as stable and sensible as what you describe.

Well,

I have to agree with sex pistols, some women (not all) just need to much attention, My ex (thank god) was a model with a bod that you just made heads turn. But with a mind like a child always wanting to know what im doing and who im doing it with, or when together at the movies or so, watching my expression as soon as any other women passes. It was just to much to take.

Am I mental?

From your pic, yes.

My wife points good looking women out to me.  That's nice.

But she is still mental as all can be.

I could whine for hours here, but .... I'm not gonna.

She woke me up this morning crying (in tears) about how the microwave would not work.  Nothing says good morning like a hysterical woman.  I get up, try a couple of buttons, nope, nothing.  Look around a little closer, and ask her why she unplugged it. 
         

She was cleaning the outlet yesterday  :?: and fogot to plug it back in.  :?:

I blame it on the fact that mega-babes get whatever they want.  Everyone wants pretty poontang, so they never learned to deal with little things that most people can deal with.  I knew this black chic with georgeous neon green eyes, that combo is divine, and looks to kill, but she wouldn't go outside for stupid reasons that no-one would ever, ever find in her.  Then again all chicks are crazy, especially portuguese chics.

Last month I helped my GF move into a new apartment.
Now she is quite a pack-rat (one of the things we have in common).
It took 3 loads in a decent sized U-Haul to move her out of her small 1 bedroom apartment. As I lay collapsed on the couch from doing pratically all the heavy lifting, she begins opening boxs and then she sez this:

"Ive got so much stuff I dont need, as I unpack I am going to throw ALOT away."

I showed the wisdom I have gained over the years by not pointing out that, maybe, just maybe, throwing things out during the packing process might just be...well...alot more sane.

My boyfriend does the same stupid thing, Pariah.

one of my ex gf's used to dump me everytime she went on her period..

Everytime...

After 4 months, she was driving me crazy so I decided to put a permanent end to it..but really.. that was crazy...

one of my ex gf's used to dump me everytime she went on her period...

And we all know girls can't control themselves when they're BLEEEEEEEEEEDING.

Maybe it was her only moment of sanity.

People are mental.


That's about it.

Yes. All people have issues. It's just a matter of finding someone whose issues are compatible with yours.

I did.

While I think both sexes can be equally annoying in their own way, I at least don't WINE like my girlfriend does.

Damn, sometimes only dogs can hear what she is complaining about.

The next time she found an old FHM in a drawer which even I had forgotten about.
She ran out the house crying and I didn't see her for 2 days.

An old what?

FHM is a mens' magazine