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I just take the old lady to the Winchester every night...

Yeah, but do you make HER happy! (Much more important.)

And can you cook?

In the immortal words of Sigmund Shakespeare: "So from my personal point of view .. get an ugly girl to marry you."

It reminds me of a date that I had long ago.

She asked what we were going to do...
I said I thought I would see what she was in the mood for.
she bitched that I didn't have a plan
I said that some friends were having a party, we could go there.
she bitched that she didn't want to hang out with my friends
I said that there was a movie that I kinda wanted to see.
she bitched that going to a movie didn't allow time to talk
I said that we could go somewhere and have a drink and talk
she bitched that she didn't want to go to a bar cause they smell like smoke
(which was bitching at me cause I just light a cig)

So, I said I have a great idea...
I turned the car around
I took her back home
kicked her bitchy ass out of the car
and went to the party with my friends

That is a true story.

Someone didn't get laid that night!

I'm a chick.

My significant other, is a chick.

We are not mental.

Wow. Scary.

Hot.

They are.

After five years of being together, I still have to remind my husband that I don't say things just to trap him and I always say what I mean...

I gave up fighting with women about anything long time ago just say yes unless it does not kill you because you will allways loose

Women are not bothered by such a little thing as making sense. Such detail does not f up their arguement.

See, and it's comments like those that make women so upset.

Yeah truth can be very infuriating so as I said I gave up I tell her yes honey and make her happy. Happy man must have happy woman if you don't you are not happy

So In the end ladies you win all the time your argument and I will live longer because I get upset much less everybody wins 

See, and it's comments like those that make women so upset.

Yeah truth can be very infuriating so as I said I gave up I tell her yes honey and make her happy. Happy man must have happy woman if you don't you are not happy

So In the end ladies you win all the time your argument and I will live longer because I get upset much less everybody wins 

How nice that at least one male has figured it all out.   

Actually, what he said was "I will feed you the lines you want to hear and you will dance as though a marionette." Saying it is acceptable to be right whether you are not correct is not a sane statement.

After five years of being together, I still have to remind my husband that I don't say things just to trap him and I always say what I mean...

After 20 years, I can guarantee that he will never believe you.  Evar. Won't happen. Fer git it.

Women hang on and hang on and hang on to smurf for YEARS.  Then, during an argument, right when you're at your weakest, they drag out this huge, rotting carcass and beat the smurf out of you with it.  It doesn't matter that it's not even relevant to the issue at hand.  What is relevant is that it is a weapon.

It's like a dagger: it never runs out of ammo, and it lies there in its scabbard silently, unseen, ready to be used in the blink of an eye.

A guy can ask, "Something wrong?" and she'll tell him, "no, everything is just fine, why?"  And he'll respond, "just looked like you had something on your mind," or some equally innocuous comment.

That "no" is not to be believed, for something is always wrong. Always.

Always scheming, always plotting, a seething cauldron of retribution lies just beneath the surface.  The steam trapped by a tight lid of femininity which can be released in one explosive burst of id-scalding fury, as quick and devastating as any force known in the universe.

That is but a tiny fraction of Woman. The Bard said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."  He exercised great wisdom in writing that. Amazing how much trouble he stayed out of with that one, little word. Can you guess, Dear Reader, which word it is?  His real words are, "Hell hath no fury like a woman."

You cannot possibly be afraid enough.

I hope you're only partly serious.  I do realize that lots of women behave that way, and I have no idea why.  Really.  If something bothers me, I tell my husband RIGHT THEN.  Most of the time, he wasn't aware he said/did something hurtful because our wacky brains take things out of context far too often.  I refuse to dredge up the past, even when it's tempting.  I do not expect my husband to read my expression or my mind.  We are both free to bitch at each other about anything that might be bothering us, even if the significant other caused the grief in question.  that way no one has to be a scapegoat.  Bottom line-your experience must be bad but the only thing that can bring out my inner bitch is people messing with "my" kids, or anyone else's.  My husband has never, and will never see that behavior from me.

See, and it's comments like those that make women so upset.

Yeah stereotypes can be very infuriating so as I said I gave up I tell her yes honey and make her happy.

Fixed it for you.

Yes honey 

If ever I meet a sane man, I'll take his complaints about women seriously.

If ever I meet a sane man, I'll take his complaints about women seriously.

how would you know he's sane?

If he's complaining about women??

If he's complaining about women??

Would a sane man not complain about women?  I'd view that as almost certain he wasn't sane.

There must be some other criteria where women aren't involved.   

Would such criteria not mess up the circularity of the thing?

If you could come up with some criteris that caused a Mobius loop maybe it would be OK. . .