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#1 2005-06-14 12:04 pm

helix7
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Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

http://www.wnbc.com/education/4606029/detail.html

I usually stay out of the evolution vs. creationism arguments, but this article struck me for some reason. Maybe it's because it just shows how silly the whole debate can be sometimes. I've heard the bible refered to as something of a fairy tale, and now it seems that the theory of evolution is regarded by some in the same way. This whole situation is going nowhere.

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#2 2005-06-14 12:21 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

yup - until science can fill in all the holes with facts instead of assumptions - looks like evolution is stuck

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#3 2005-06-14 12:26 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

NokX wrote:

yup - until science can fill in all the holes with facts instead of assumptions - looks like evolution is stuck

Congratulations - you just made my lesson plan for the logic 101 class I'll be teaching this summer quarter at the local CC.  Would you like proper credit for your stunning thinking process or should I just refer to you as Nokx?

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#4 2005-06-14 12:27 pm

jerwin
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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

wow. A four sentence ap report.

Yes, it is abstracted from a longer article, but it still isn't news. Perhaps you might familiarize yourself with the existence of, though perhaps not necessarily with the contents of, this website.


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#5 2005-06-14 12:34 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

Troutski wrote:

NokX wrote:

yup - until science can fill in all the holes with facts instead of assumptions - looks like evolution is stuck

Congratulations - you just made my lesson plan for the logic 101 class I'll be teaching this summer quarter at the local CC.  Would you like proper credit for your stunning thinking process or should I just refer to you as Nokx?

just credit Flamer Gregory

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#6 2005-06-14 12:50 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

Troutski wrote:

NokX wrote:

yup - until science can fill in all the holes with facts instead of assumptions - looks like evolution is stuck

Congratulations - you just made my lesson plan for the logic 101 class I'll be teaching this summer quarter at the local CC.

May God have mercy on them twisted


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#7 2005-06-14 12:51 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

NokX should have wrote:

yup - until religion can fill in all the holes with facts instead of blind faith - looks like creationism is stuck

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#8 2005-06-14 12:58 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

How does the opinion of a school board member in Kansas hold any merit?


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#9 2005-06-14 2:14 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

Let's talk of evolution, please.

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Very well. Perhaps we can speak of evolution while keeping the slicing and dicing still firmly in mind. In that spirit. I present:

Cox G. De virginibus puerisque: the function of the human foreskin considered from an evolutionary perspective. Med Hypotheses 1995 Dec;45(6):617-21.

Dr. Guy Cox wrote:

The functional significance of the human male foreskin is considered in evolutionary terms. It is postulated that there is a lifetime's reproductive advantage in delaying the age of first coitus, and hence of first childbirth, for some years after puberty, until the parents are better established as providers. Phimosis and preputial adhesions are common in human males because they have selective advantage, tending to impede and therefore delay the onset of sexual activity. The physical signs of female virginity have an analogous function, and have been selected for in the same way. This hypothesis also provides a consistent explanation for the worldwide tradition of circumcision and for the common practice of masturbation by human males.

source (free, full text pdf)

There's so much to talk about-- evolution, morality, premarital sex, masturbation...  Even Nominative Determinism. I do apologize in advance for the lack of pictures, but quite frankly, medicalized pictures of cocks are a bit of an acquired taste.

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#10 2005-06-14 3:22 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

The Dr. Cox guy - what he wrote is purely speculative, absolutely no evidence whatsoever to back it  up. I'm sure it sounds good and all, but it is highly highly speculative.

Some people forget to realize that when they read what evolutionists have to say about why things developed the way they did. So I just thought I'd point it out.

Speculation isn't bad, but without evidence that's all it is - speculation.


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#11 2005-06-14 3:39 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

resedit wrote:

The Dr. Cox guy - what he wrote is purely speculative, absolutely no evidence whatsoever to back it up.

<-----

Well I'm SORRY Molly Menstrual that my article didn't come to your full compliance. If you'll excuse me, I'll comply with your wishes, fold up my article, stick it in my lab coat, have all the neighborhood children beat a straw man wearing my lab coat with article neatly folded inside and then have them set fire to it. IT'LL BE A GRAND OL TIME.


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#12 2005-06-14 3:54 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

resedit wrote:

The Dr. Cox guy - what he wrote is purely speculative, absolutely no evidence whatsoever to back it  up. I'm sure it sounds good and all, but it is highly highly speculative.

Some people forget to realize that when they read what evolutionists have to say about why things developed the way they did. So I just thought I'd point it out.

Speculation isn't bad, but without evidence that's all it is - speculation.

Well, excuuuuse me! I had to search high and low for an amusing paper that seemed to bear on the topic at hand.

Perhaps you didn't realize that the name of the journal was Medical Hypotheses.


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#13 2005-06-14 4:14 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

Donovan Osaya wrote:

resedit wrote:

The Dr. Cox guy - what he wrote is purely speculative, absolutely no evidence whatsoever to back it up.

<-----

Well I'm SORRY Molly Menstrual that my article didn't come to your full compliance. If you'll excuse me, I'll comply with your wishes, fold up my article, stick it in my lab coat, have all the neighborhood children beat a straw man wearing my lab coat with article neatly folded inside and then have them set fire to it. IT'LL BE A GRAND OL TIME.

Bravo!  an "A" for style, for sure.

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#14 2005-06-14 4:26 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.


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#15 2005-06-14 6:55 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

bedstuy wrote:

Troutski wrote:

NokX wrote:

yup - until science can fill in all the holes with facts instead of assumptions - looks like evolution is stuck

Congratulations - you just made my lesson plan for the logic 101 class I'll be teaching this summer quarter at the local CC.  Would you like proper credit for your stunning thinking process or should I just refer to you as Nokx?

just credit Flamer Gregory

That's T. Gregory.

T. Gregory Nokx.


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#16 2005-06-14 7:46 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

cocoamix wrote:

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.

All three of those examples clearly specify that supernatural was involved.
Evolutionists claim something magical happened all by itself.

Think about it.


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#17 2005-06-14 8:01 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

resedit wrote:

cocoamix wrote:

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.

All three of those examples clearly specify that supernatural was involved.
Evolutionists claim something magical happened all by itself.

Think about it.

I did. That's why I wrote what I did.


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#18 2005-06-14 8:06 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

resedit wrote:

cocoamix wrote:

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.

All three of those examples clearly specify that supernatural was involved.
Evolutionists claim something magical happened all by itself.

Think about it.

Corrected: Evolutionists claim something 'magical' must have a scientific explanation.


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#19 2005-06-14 9:33 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

resedit wrote:

cocoamix wrote:

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.

All three of those examples clearly specify that supernatural was involved.
Evolutionists claim something magical happened all by itself.

Think about it.

Who created God?

When you can answer that without supernatural explanations or without saying "he always was here", then you'll be able to accuse evolutionists of claiming that something magical happened all by itself.

How did your God come into existence? What created him? Did God evolve? Was he created by another something else?

The creationist explanation creates more questions than answers, and doesn't provide any backing for the answers it does provide.

Evolutionists don't try to explain the origin of the process. They just look at the process and acknowledge that it's happening.


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#20 2005-06-14 9:52 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

Scientists see a lack of evidence and view it as an opportunity for experimentation. Non scientists see a lack of evidence and view it as an opportunity to dwell in their own ignorance.

Ignorance is Serenity.
Knowledge is Chaos.


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#21 2005-06-14 10:43 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

matt wrote:

Who created God?

When you can answer that without supernatural explanations or without saying "he always was here", then you'll be able to accuse evolutionists of claiming that something magical happened all by itself.

How did your God come into existence? What created him? Did God evolve? Was he created by another something else?

I've never accused evolutionists of anything but searching for answers, but regardless, I believe "God" was brought about through his creation, even if he always existed.

Even so, asking about anything that happened before the begining of the universe is going to be outside normal reason. Was there space or time before the creation of space-time? How can we place something as temporally previous, if time doesnt exist? If there is a "before" the origin of the physical universe, what nature is the non-physical? But anyhoo, what sort of being, beside if we assume spiritual, could exist as a god before creation? Because, what is a god? Does this not indicate a relationship or position of authority? If I call myself an artist, does it not follow that this word comes from an ability to make art? What is an artist who makes no art? What is a god with no one to worship or nothing created?

God created "God," causa sui. Before creation, there was no such thing as language, communication, time, space and so forth. There was no such thing as authority either, or relationship. So God's person may have been omnipotent, but without authority; he may be the definition of love, but there is no recipient. Creation is like a self actualization, if God is love and power and so forth like in the bible.

And even the name of the biblical God means "He who causes to become" or "I am what I shall choose to be."

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#22 2005-06-14 11:21 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

StaticAge wrote:

matt wrote:

Who created God?

When you can answer that without supernatural explanations or without saying "he always was here", then you'll be able to accuse evolutionists of claiming that something magical happened all by itself.

How did your God come into existence? What created him? Did God evolve? Was he created by another something else?

I've never accused evolutionists of anything but searching for answers, but regardless, I believe "God" was brought about through his creation, even if he always existed.

Even so, asking about anything that happened before the begining of the universe is going to be outside normal reason. Was there space or time before the creation of space-time? How can we place something as temporally previous, if time doesnt exist? If there is a "before" the origin of the physical universe, what nature is the non-physical? But anyhoo, what sort of being, beside if we assume spiritual, could exist as a god before creation? Because, what is a god? Does this not indicate a relationship or position of authority? If I call myself an artist, does it not follow that this word comes from an ability to make art? What is an artist who makes no art? What is a god with no one to worship or nothing created?

God created "God," causa sui. Before creation, there was no such thing as language, communication, time, space and so forth. There was no such thing as authority either, or relationship. So God's person may have been omnipotent, but without authority; he may be the definition of love, but there is no recipient. Creation is like a self actualization, if God is love and power and so forth like in the bible.

And even the name of the biblical God means "He who causes to become" or "I am what I shall choose to be."

So why is it less logical to think that the first event led to evolution, than is it to think the first event led to the creation of "God", which led to human creation?

Creationism requires two things:
1. God
2. God creates man

Evolutionism requires one thing:
1. Look at evolution happening

It seems that evolution is much simpler to prove, given that there's no visible evidence for creationism, and plenty of visible evidence for evolution.


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#23 2005-06-14 11:40 pm

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

evolution is at least science. bad science is still science.


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#24 2005-06-15 2:57 am

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

soulcrusher wrote:

evolution is at least science. bad science is still science.

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It may be bad cake but it is still cake.
Have a piece.


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#25 2005-06-15 4:38 am

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Re: Evolution is a "fairy tale"...

mahakali wrote:

resedit wrote:

cocoamix wrote:

The Bible is the one with talking snakes, whales that swallow people and then spit them out, people riding up into the sky in golden chariots, and Evolution is the fairy tale?

How disturbing.

All three of those examples clearly specify that supernatural was involved.
Evolutionists claim something magical happened all by itself.

Think about it.

Corrected: Evolutionists claim something 'magical' must have a scientific explanation.

Ah - an assumption. Assumption that supernatural does not exist.
That's making science into a god, to be frank - a faith. Fairytale.

Glad you finally realize it. Now stop teaching your faith in public schools! I don't want your religion shoved down my throat!


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