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Blandford Fly wrote:

Imagine the scene if you will.   It's the end of the day and I thought I'd listen to some music, delivered fresh to my ears by my new 30GB iPod Photo via my 2 year old Sony earbuds, when...no sound!!

My Sony's crapped out, but luckily I had a spare pair at home.

Close call indeed.   

Yes, my life's just a rollercoaster of episodal twists and turns racing on a track of near disasterous anxiety.

that reminds me of something that happened to me a while back...

i just got done finals week, and obviously i was stressed out and exhausted.  all i planned to do for the next few days was play PS2.

i got a cold beer, i plopped down on my couch, turned on the tv and the PS2.... when i got a phone call.

it was my mother.  she said my sister had died after trying to inflict an abortion on herself with a hammer and a trashbag.

Donovan Osaya wrote:

Jill wrote:

Blandford Fly wrote:

Imagine the scene if you will.   It's the end of the day and I thought I'd listen to some music, delivered fresh to my ears by my new 30GB iPod Photo via my 2 year old Sony earbuds, when...no sound!!

My Sony's crapped out, but luckily I had a spare pair at home.

Close call indeed.   

Yes, my life's just a rollercoaster of episodal twists and turns racing on a track of near disasterous anxiety.

that reminds me of something that happened to me a while back...

i just got done finals week, and obviously i was stressed out and exhausted.  all i planned to do for the next few days was play PS2.

i got a cold beer, i plopped down on my couch, turned on the tv and the PS2.... when i got a phone call.

it was my mother.  she said my sister had died after trying to inflict an abortion on herself with a hammer and a trashbag.

Holy smurf, dude.

The real question here is, do I want to maintain my cynicism and just believe that you're lying, or what little of humanity I have left is worth tossing out for you?

That whole thing sucks, man.

LOLL I KNOW RIHGT??//

rufio wrote:

Wow. Jill. Why are you here?

because im hoping i get to know you well enough that you invite me to one of your family gatherings.

you see, then i can analyze your family... see how they interact and behave.

then, when i think i have a good idea of your lifestyles and behaviors, i will dress up in your mom's clothes and act like your mom.

hopefully, if all goes well, your father will think i am, indeed, your mother, and i will seduce him until he has sex with me.

and then i will belch the smurf-jizz from my colon onto your face.

Last edited by Jill (2005-07-28 10:00 pm)

Jill wrote:

rufio wrote:

Wow. Jill. Why are you here?

because im hoping i get to know you well enough that you invite me to one of your family gatherings.

you see, then i can analyze your family... see how they interact and behave.

then, when i think i have a good idea of your lifestyles and behaviors, i will dress up in your mom's clothes and act like your mom.

hopefully, if all goes well, your father will think i am, indeed, your mother, and i will seduce him until he has sex with me.

and then i will belch the smurf-jizz from my colon onto your face.

yes there is.  just not near jill

Last edited by jgcampos (2005-07-28 10:41 pm)

rufio wrote:

brendave wrote:

WOW!  She got one over on Fido!  There is no god.

Jill wrote:

because im hoping i get to know you well enough that you invite me to one of your family gatherings.

you see, then i can analyze your family... see how they interact and behave.

then, when i think i have a good idea of your lifestyles and behaviors, i will dress up in your mom's clothes and act like your mom.

hopefully, if all goes well, your father will think i am, indeed, your mother, and i will seduce him until he has sex with me.

and then i will belch the smurf-jizz from my colon onto your face.

For some reason I don't think Jill is a girl.

That makes it even crazier.  Sorry, kinda new still.

brendave wrote:

WOW!  She got one over on Fido!  There is no god.

I will now commit seppeku.

rufio wrote:

brendave wrote:

rufio wrote:

brendave wrote:

WOW!  She got one over on Fido!  There is no god.

For some reason I don't think Jill is a girl.

That makes it even crazier.  Sorry, kinda new still.

Haha no I'm just guessing. Don't think a girl would post something like that. And look at some of his/her other posts in the last couple of hours. Wow.

Yeah, checked it out.  Really crazy stuff.  Is Jill looking for bansville?

Hey, all you several-hundred mods that we now have at MAF! Where are you tonight?

rufio wrote:

brendave wrote:

WOW!  She got one over on Fido!  There is no god.

Jill wrote:

because im hoping i get to know you well enough that you invite me to one of your family gatherings.

you see, then i can analyze your family... see how they interact and behave.

then, when i think i have a good idea of your lifestyles and behaviors, i will dress up in your mom's clothes and act like your mom.

hopefully, if all goes well, your father will think i am, indeed, your mother, and i will seduce him until he has sex with me.

and then i will belch the smurf-jizz from my colon onto your face.

For some reason I don't think Jill is a girl.

Jill was a girl, until her account was hijacked by her crazy (ex-)boyfriend.

Jill wrote:

brendave wrote:

rufio wrote:

Haha no I'm just guessing. Don't think a girl would post something like that. And look at some of his/her other posts in the last couple of hours. Wow.

Yeah, checked it out.  Really crazy stuff.  Is Jill looking for bansville?

i cant be banned.  i have been here before you were in the very diapers i sniff.

Strangely erotic?  I think I know you.  Were you at Burning Man in 2001?