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#1 2005-08-28 8:53 pm

Egress
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Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

This is a currently working fashion model:

http://www.style.com/images/fashionshows/collections/F2005CTR/left.jpg
I swear to God. She works for Coco Chanel.

I don't know her name. I'm going to find out and buy her a meal.


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#2 2005-08-28 8:55 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

she's ugly


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#3 2005-08-28 9:06 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Make it a double burger, I'll spring for the extra.  And super-size it.

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#4 2005-08-28 9:11 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

wtf is she wearing?

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#5 2005-08-28 9:16 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

A Victorian-era window dressing.  One that's been dyed neon pink.

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#6 2005-08-28 9:43 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Honestly, some people are just that thin.  Sometimes the clothes, makeup, and hair seem to exaggerate a woman's weight.

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#7 2005-08-28 9:47 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

I have nightmares now.


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#8 2005-08-28 9:56 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

depeachmood wrote:

Honestly, some people are just that thin.  Sometimes the clothes, makeup, and hair seem to exaggerate a woman's weight.

And some starve themselves to be that thin. 

I was sitting in a resturant one day several years ago (when I still worked for a bank), in a mall, watching the crowd pass by outside the window.  A woman passed by who was smartly dressed in a nice black short skirt and a white spaghetti strap tank top. Nice outfit.

I could count her ribs from inside the resturant.  Bones jutting out of her skin in all directions.  Sunken eyes.  Walking skeleton

The man walking with her looked in good health.  I wanted to beg him to feed her.  Have my food, it's just arrived, but eat something - please!

How she managed to walk against the wind I don't know.  How she managed to STAND I don't know. It was actually scary to see someone in that condition - so scary that I can still describe her and what she was wearing several years later (and I usually can't describe people I've known for years worth a damn).

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#9 2005-08-28 10:01 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

This woman doesn't look gaunt or emaciated to me.  Just quite thin.  One thing that may make you see her as terribly starved could be the lack of a chest.  Honestly, when I look at this woman's weight, I see my own (chest included).

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#10 2005-08-28 10:05 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

It's the lines of the shoulders.  They begin to suggest the bones beneath in places that ought not to suggest the bones beneath.

(The woman I was talking about, however, had nothing of "Suggest" for the bones underneath.  I don't know where she was storing her skeletal muscles, but they weren't obvious between the bones and the skin.)

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#11 2005-08-28 10:09 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

depeachmood wrote:

This woman doesn't look gaunt or emaciated to me.  Just quite thin.  One thing that may make you see her as terribly starved could be the lack of a chest.  Honestly, when I look at this woman's weight, I see my own (chest included).

I like small breasts. wink


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#12 2005-08-28 10:21 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

depeachmood wrote:

This woman doesn't look gaunt or emaciated to me.  Just quite thin.  One thing that may make you see her as terribly starved could be the lack of a chest.  Honestly, when I look at this woman's weight, I see my own (chest included).

Being a skinny teenager and a skinny fully developed woman are often very different.  Of course, for all I know she could be 18.

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#13 2005-08-28 10:21 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

oatmeal wrote:

It's the lines of the shoulders.  They begin to suggest the bones beneath in places that ought not to suggest the bones beneath.

(The woman I was talking about, however, had nothing of "Suggest" for the bones underneath.  I don't know where she was storing her skeletal muscles, but they weren't obvious between the bones and the skin.)

Yeah, I think that definitely makes her look starved.  I know what you're talking about with the ribs and everything.  That's unhealthy and horribly unattractive.

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#14 2005-08-28 10:22 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Malkin wrote:

depeachmood wrote:

This woman doesn't look gaunt or emaciated to me.  Just quite thin.  One thing that may make you see her as terribly starved could be the lack of a chest.  Honestly, when I look at this woman's weight, I see my own (chest included).

Being a skinny teenager and a skinny fully developed woman are often very different.  Of course, for all I know she could be 18.

The females on my dad's side of the family were all that thin until they hit menopause.  I have their same weight genes, so I'd expect to be that way, too.

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#15 2005-08-28 10:23 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

shapoopy wrote:

depeachmood wrote:

This woman doesn't look gaunt or emaciated to me.  Just quite thin.  One thing that may make you see her as terribly starved could be the lack of a chest.  Honestly, when I look at this woman's weight, I see my own (chest included).

I like small breasts. wink

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#16 2005-08-28 10:32 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Look at the model then subtract 10 pounds from her frame that the camera adds. Yes, some people are that thin, naturally. But, it still looks unhealthy.

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#17 2005-08-28 10:33 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

this woman has starved herself.
she is way too skinny.
bleh.

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#18 2005-08-28 11:15 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Egress wrote:

This is a currently working fashion model:

http://www.style.com/images/fashionshow … R/left.jpg
I swear to God. She works for Coco Chanel.

I don't know her name. I'm going to find out and buy her a meal.

Shalom Harlow.

source

And I've spent far too  much time playing librarian to discover her weight. It is probably more than you think.

Last edited by jerwin (2005-08-28 11:20 pm)


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#19 2005-08-29 6:51 am

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Bleh, nothing to hold onto.  Nothing to use as a pillow.  Not my cup o' tea, that's for sure!


"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black

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#20 2005-08-29 9:46 am

justine
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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Keep in mind, a lot of magazines photoshop pictures, so what you see isn't necessarily what's really there or not.

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#21 2005-08-29 12:56 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

the dress was halfway ok until the waist....

I have a cousion who is 5'8 and less then a hundred pounds. the kids in my generation of my family are pretty skinny. right now the more we eat the skinnier we get, but each generation puts on a hundred pounds....


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#22 2005-08-29 1:08 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

Zombies are hot!

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#23 2005-08-29 1:09 pm

Robert B.
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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

eh, she's ok


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#24 2005-08-29 2:05 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

I like curves.  The only curve related to this woman would be a graph of her body weight over time.


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#25 2005-08-29 2:44 pm

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Re: Just when you thought they couldn't get any skinnier...

I have a cousion who is 5'8 and less then a hundred pounds. the kids in my generation of my family are pretty skinny. right now the more we eat the skinnier we get, but each generation puts on a hundred pounds....

I'm 5'10 and 110lbs.  My brother is 6'3, 140lbs. 

Most people think we weigh 20, 30 lbs more than we really do, and don't believe us when we tell them our weight.

Sure, some people (fat females) get offended and jealous and go, "that's sick", but then again, they're fat asses, so who cares what those social rejects think? 

Plus, we're both amazingly attractive and good looking, so we don't need attention from losers.  Natural abs and a great looking face is worth more than fat.   

Being thin is so irregular in the US.  Most of you guys really don't realize that you're fat asses out of your country. 

Here's a hint from the rest of the world: Lay off the Big Macs, nachos and cheese. 

And ride a bike once in a while.  You don't need to friken' drive to the corner store just to get fatter.  lol


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