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#26 2005-10-14 10:59 pm
Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
justine wrote:
Sorry to hear you're having so much trouble, peach, but when you use your pic as an avatar on a public board, as well as post a picture of yourself in a bikini, you should expect attention, whether you want it or not.
While I have not seen this fabled... bikini pic... ahem... this is precisely why I wouldn't ever address Peach online, and then I got called stuck-up. So now I address Peach online aaand.... this.
{sigh} You can't win.
OTOH, I don't think this applies to the online forum. I'm going to assume it does not, and assume it's meatworld trouble because taking internet stuff personal is stupid.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#27 2005-10-14 11:02 pm
- MuckSavage
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
<hits on fidildo>
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#28 2005-10-14 11:04 pm
Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
{spreads legs}
Right there. Hard as you can hit. Let 'er rip.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#29 2005-10-14 11:07 pm
- MuckSavage
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
Excellent.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#30 2005-10-14 11:19 pm
- nannyandnutro
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
Let's look at it this way, shall we? My husband says I'm pretty. He also says I'm the smartest person he knows. If the latter weren't true, he'd have never given me a second look. You're lucky to have both, because my husband is a really great guy. A total nerd, too.
Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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#31 2005-10-15 11:04 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
I was thinking about this - you need to spend time with theater geeks.
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#32 2005-10-15 11:42 am
- lamewing
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
depeachmood wrote:
You know what I'm smurfing tired of? Guys latching on to me because I'm a girl and I like computers. Get the smurf over it. Leave me the smurf alone.
God smurfing dammit.
I could be worse. You could simply not have any guys (or gals if you swing that way) interested in you at all.
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#34 2005-10-15 3:39 pm
Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
IM SORRY PEACH !!!!

[MA]NoExit|X| - The good man scorns the wicked.
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#35 2005-10-15 3:47 pm
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
what
<riffic> its the year 3030
<Mindless> 3030? smurf I'm late for work
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#36 2005-10-15 7:38 pm
- Warin
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
Phydeaux wrote:
{spreads legs}
Right there. Hard as you can hit. Let 'er rip.
*balls fingers into fist. Reconsiders. Opens fist, adds roll of quarters. Makes fist again*
*hits Fido as hard as he can in the groin*
Is that yer rant? Man, it must suck to have people chasing ya, Peach. Know what makes me mental? People who start topics, but never come back to see whats going on in them!
*kicks the moaning and crying Fido*
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#37 2005-10-15 9:28 pm
- mtpalms
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
Warin wrote:
...Is that yer rant? Man, it must suck to have people chasing ya, Peach. Know what makes me mental? People who start topics, but never come back to see whats going on in them!
*kicks the moaning and crying Fido*
Due to the narcissi - erm, nature of the original post, I suspect she's lurking 
Oh, to be young again - sighhh...
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#38 2005-10-15 10:30 pm
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
mtpalms wrote:
Warin wrote:
...Is that yer rant? Man, it must suck to have people chasing ya, Peach. Know what makes me mental? People who start topics, but never come back to see whats going on in them!
*kicks the moaning and crying Fido*Due to the narcissi - erm, nature of the original post, I suspect she's lurking
Oh, to be young again - sighhh...
she's lurking to see who hits on her
time to gang up people 
besides, according to justine, I should be tired of being hit on also.
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#40 2005-10-15 11:47 pm
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
dvpierce wrote:
I was thinking about this - you need to spend time with theater geeks.
I'm serious - if I had it to do over again (and had started on Prozac about five years earlier) I would definitely have minored in drama.
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#41 2005-10-16 12:34 am
Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:
Aqua OS X wrote:
It could be worse.... you could be a guy that likes computers. Significantly fewer people want to latch on to them.
Some truths stand to be repeated.
And this truth is worth repeating on Page 2.
If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here.
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#42 2005-10-16 12:46 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
I did NOT hit on MacNuke.
On a related note, sort of, I think I'd like the handle "depeachfuzz" better. I'd also like it if the NFL would outlaw the "prevent" defense.
Plus I think you could get really rich if you opened a bar that specialized in fruit smoothie cocktails. People would destroy their livers thinking that all that fruit must be healthy.
While we're on the subject, in the James Taylor song "Copperline" what do the lyrics "Hercules and a hog-nosed snake" mean?
Thank you
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#43 2005-10-16 1:29 am
- mahakali
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
RipRagged wrote:
Plus I think you could get really rich if you opened a bar that specialized in fruit smoothie cocktails. People would destroy their livers thinking that all that fruit must be healthy.
Unless your son/daughter is a kidney/liver specialist, you can't get rich opening such bar.
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#44 2005-10-16 2:08 am
- bloomsday
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
don't invite it then.
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#45 2005-10-16 9:08 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
mahakali wrote:
RipRagged wrote:
Plus I think you could get really rich if you opened a bar that specialized in fruit smoothie cocktails. People would destroy their livers thinking that all that fruit must be healthy.
Unless your son/daughter is a kidney/liver specialist, you can't get rich opening such bar.
Applebees is doing okay, as are some of the nightclubs around here.
I'm going to say this once and only once. "Chocolate Fudge Martinis."
Blech.
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#46 2005-10-16 10:03 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
::continues lurking from page 1::
"Hell, I'm sure Og had some cool way of banging two rocks together, until he took himself too seriously."
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#47 2005-10-16 11:06 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
dvpierce wrote:
I'm going to say this once and only once. "Chocolate Fudge Martinis."
Blech.
If ever there were three words that did not belong in the same term, those are they.
Trizzle trazzle trozzle trone
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#48 2005-10-16 11:17 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
RipRagged wrote:
dvpierce wrote:
I'm going to say this once and only once. "Chocolate Fudge Martinis."
Blech.If ever there were three words that did not belong in the same term, those are they.
I'm told they taste good. I'm goiong to stick with beer I can't see through, and straight vodka when I need to get wasted fast.
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#49 2005-10-16 11:34 am
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Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
I tried to come up with a joke for this thread, but I failed.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#50 2005-10-16 12:30 pm
Re: I am so smurfing tired of this smurf
brendave wrote:
Yeah Peach, I know what you mean. The instant I mention my PowerBook in a bar, all the ladies start to bug me and stuff. It's rough, but we have to be strong and not let them get to us.
Heh - when I was making big bucks in the silicon valley, it was impossible for me to go to the bank without the teller hitting on me after she saw my account balance. Saw a lot of cleavage, smiles winks, etc.
Now that my account is typically quite a bit smaller, I'm lucky if they look me in the eyes for more than 2 seconds.
Damn gold diggers.
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Jenny had a pistol in the other
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