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#1 2005-12-02 9:51 pm
MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
Jaligard wrote:
Egress wrote:
It's amazing what a little photoshop can do.
Sometimes you don't even need photoshop; just use your imagination:That picture deserves a caption contest.
I agree. 
What have you got? If this is a popular idea, we'll let the person who makes the most popular one choose the picture for Contest 2. 
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#2 2005-12-02 10:22 pm
Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
Bonus points for the person who mixes in a Phyfetish with her picture. GO
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#3 2005-12-02 10:29 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
"You know and I know that this is what I'll bite off."
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#4 2005-12-02 10:37 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
Condi wrote:
The day your pecker grows to be this long is the day I'll let you backtalk me and get away with it, Senator Whitebread.
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#5 2005-12-02 10:50 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
Somewhere in that pic is a joke about the time Condi referred to W as her husband. But I'm too wasted to make it happen.
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#6 2005-12-02 10:51 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
"After describing the President's genitalia, Rice was then asked about the stain on her dress."
George Bush: "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
George Bush: "One of the hardest parts of my job is to try to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
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#7 2005-12-02 10:58 pm
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How about, "The things I smurf for my country."
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#8 2005-12-02 11:12 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
It's a PHOTOCHOP contest, people!
EDIT: Hey, you changed the goddamn thread title!
Okay, how about "Stop asking about the outsourced torture, Europe, or I'll crush your little heads like a walnut."
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#9 2005-12-02 11:16 pm
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#10 2005-12-02 11:16 pm
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El Light Borus wrote:
It's a PHOTOCHOP contest, people!
http://s146208017.onlinehome.us/roncondi.jpg
EDIT: Hey, you changed the goddamn thread title!
I said photochop, everyone went with caption. 
(It is what Jailgard said, after all.)
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#11 2005-12-02 11:18 pm
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I changed the title again. You've got me laughing out loud, el borus.
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#12 2005-12-02 11:20 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
"No, wait, the shocker has three fingers, doesn't it?"
"This is how Georgie carries me around like a sixpack."
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#13 2005-12-02 11:27 pm
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mo' ron wrote:
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#14 2005-12-02 11:35 pm
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Whatever it is, Rumsfeld may think so too 
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#15 2005-12-02 11:38 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
And Condi gives ex-president Bill Clinton a rusty trombone.
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#17 2005-12-03 12:51 am
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#18 2005-12-03 12:59 am
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Sternum 4tw!!
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#19 2005-12-03 1:03 am
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Sternum wrote:
You know what would make this 100% better? A horizontal flop where she's facing his direction. IMHO.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#20 2005-12-03 3:53 am
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
You guys are too good at this photochopping thing, I'm afraid to even try (that, and I'm writing a paper that's due at noon).
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#21 2005-12-03 6:41 am
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Phydeaux wrote:
Sternum wrote:
You know what would make this 100% better? A horizontal flop where she's facing his direction. IMHO.
It looked awkward in regards to the chair.
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#22 2005-12-03 7:11 am
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#23 2005-12-03 12:17 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
El Light Borus wrote:
It's a PHOTOCHOP contest, people!
http://s146208017.onlinehome.us/roncondi.jpg
EDIT: Hey, you changed the goddamn thread title!
Okay, how about "Stop asking about the outsourced torture, Europe, or I'll crush your little heads like a walnut."
Now that is a hilarious picture. "Ron said he was only going to stick it in this far."
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#24 2005-12-03 1:02 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
Well, that depends on your definition of "inches".
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#25 2005-12-03 1:16 pm
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Re: MiniThink Photochop/Caption Contest 1: Condi Rice
If that's a little too dirty, I can remove it.
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