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#26 2005-12-09 3:57 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

:caresses Mufasta's title and stares at NAG:


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#27 2005-12-09 4:12 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Hey sloths are cool and holiday sloths are better!

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#28 2005-12-09 4:53 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Light Speed wrote:

Hey sloths are cool and holiday sloths are better!

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A true gentleman knows what Teh Sloth is all about! Huzzah, to you!


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#29 2005-12-09 5:05 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

The sloth: an animal so lazy it can't be bothered to fall out of the tree when it dies.

Even if that Eve Jobs person isn't Steve relative it's cool to imagine she might be.

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#30 2005-12-09 5:35 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

I looked in the usual places and I found nothing about a daughter other than Lisa, who may or may not be hot, but was born out of wedlock and inspired the name of the Apple Lisa, which was the first personal computer with a GUI (similar to the Mac) but far more expensive.

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#31 2005-12-09 10:33 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

"probably inspired", but I recall reading Woz' statement that he didn't know (or) wasn't sure if Apple Lisa was named after Lisa.


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#32 2005-12-09 10:56 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

What about in that movie pirates of silicon valley... There is a daughter in there, is that her?


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#33 2005-12-10 12:12 am

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Fried Chicken wrote:

What about in that movie pirates of silicon valley... There is a daughter in there, is that her?

That was Lisa.


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#34 2005-12-10 1:01 am

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

OK - I confess.
Eve is Steve's and my lovechild.


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#35 2005-12-10 9:03 am

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Mustapha Mond wrote:

Pariah wrote:

Is she hot?

A fine question! I'll find out.
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So, why exactly didn't you find that out to begin with?  As in:

Dude 1:  Dude, I'm totally giving guitar lessons to Steve Jobs daughter.

Dude 2:  Dude, that's cool.  Is she hot?


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#36 2005-12-10 11:16 am

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Cuz she's 12.

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#37 2005-12-11 11:48 am

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

resedit wrote:

OK - I confess.
Eve is Steve's and my lovechild.

She's not hot, is she? cry


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#38 2005-12-11 1:18 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:

resedit wrote:

OK - I confess.
Eve is Steve's and my lovechild.

She's not hot, is she? cry

Wow, I had no idea res was a bottom.


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#39 2005-12-11 1:40 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

mahakali wrote:

"probably inspired", but I recall reading Woz' statement that he didn't know (or) wasn't sure if Apple Lisa was named after Lisa.

Steve has a daughter named Lisa.  A few months later, Apple introduces a computer named Lisa.

Coincidence?  I think not.


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#40 2005-12-11 3:22 pm

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Eve, I am told, is a cool and precocious 7-year-old who looks just like Dakota Fanning. She's only had one lesson so far, but is very excited about learning guitar. My bet is she becomes a first class rocker.

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#41 2005-12-11 3:31 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Say, remember the tutorial project that came with iMovie 1?  The girl in that video is the same girl that's at the end of the "Think Different" commercial.  And she's about 8.


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#42 2005-12-11 4:13 pm

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MB38 wrote:

Say, remember the tutorial project that came with iMovie 1?  The girl in that video is the same girl that's at the end of the "Think Different" commercial.  And she's about 8.

OMG! Illuminati! Majestic 12! OOOOOOOMG!!!!!111!!11-11!! Plus, I think The Original in F.E.A.R. (the organisation formerly known as A.R.F.E.) was about 8. I think. The dude who ate people for no reason sticks in my mind a lot more.

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#43 2005-12-11 5:40 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:

MB38 wrote:

Say, remember the tutorial project that came with iMovie 1?  The girl in that video is the same girl that's at the end of the "Think Different" commercial.  And she's about 8.

OMG! Illuminati! Majestic 12! OOOOOOOMG!!!!!111!!11-11!! Plus, I think The Original in F.E.A.R. (the organisation formerly known as A.R.F.E.) was about 8. I think. The dude who ate people for no reason sticks in my mind a lot more.

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#44 2005-12-11 5:50 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

MB38 wrote:

Say, remember the tutorial project that came with iMovie 1?  The girl in that video is the same girl that's at the end of the "Think Different" commercial.  And she's about 8.

I do remember, i got a job offer at SEARS playing with it in iMovie; back when sears sold Apple.

And that could be, maybe. But hasn't it been like 4 years or so since that came out now.


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#45 2005-12-11 6:12 pm

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MOOF

I'm not sure whether to cry or just WOOT back in anger.


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#46 2005-12-11 6:40 pm

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Moof Moof!!  big_smile

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#47 2005-12-11 6:51 pm

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Ummm... Her name is Lisa.  ...Or does he have more than one daughter?


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#48 2005-12-11 6:53 pm

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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

Ummm... Her name is Lisa.  ...Or does he have more than one daughter?

More than one daughter?  Man, that would be weird.  I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter.  How would that even happen?

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#49 2005-12-11 6:56 pm

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oatmeal wrote:

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

Ummm... Her name is Lisa.  ...Or does he have more than one daughter?

More than one daughter?  Man, that would be weird.  I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter.  How would that even happen?

No kidding.  That would be like having more than one Firewire port!

Seriously though, I don't recall ever hearing about a second daughter of his.


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#50 2005-12-11 7:05 pm

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TheConfuzed1 wrote:

oatmeal wrote:

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

Ummm... Her name is Lisa.  ...Or does he have more than one daughter?

More than one daughter?  Man, that would be weird.  I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter.  How would that even happen?

No kidding.  That would be like having more than one Firewire port!

Seriously though, I don't recall ever hearing about a second daughter of his.

Me either.

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