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#51 2005-12-11 7:09 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
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More than one daughter? Man, that would be weird. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter. How would that even happen?No kidding. That would be like having more than one Firewire port!
Seriously though, I don't recall ever hearing about a second daughter of his.Me either.
Maybe he keeps her out of the public eye to stop people from talking smack about her.
Like in this tread 
Lisa is much older than 8 years old.
I don't see why he couldn't have a daughter named Eve that is that age.
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#52 2005-12-11 7:39 pm
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Eight years old? Sorry, I didn't read the whole thread, and I didn't see that part.
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#53 2005-12-11 9:01 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
ConnertheCat wrote:
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"probably inspired", but I recall reading Woz' statement that he didn't know (or) wasn't sure if Apple Lisa was named after Lisa.
Steve has a daughter named Lisa. A few months later, Apple introduces a computer named Lisa.
Coincidence? I think not.
Maybe they named the computer first.
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#54 2005-12-11 11:13 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
mahakali wrote:
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"probably inspired", but I recall reading Woz' statement that he didn't know (or) wasn't sure if Apple Lisa was named after Lisa.
Steve has a daughter named Lisa. A few months later, Apple introduces a computer named Lisa.
Coincidence? I think not.Maybe they named the computer first.
No.
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#55 2005-12-11 11:15 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
link plz thx 
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#56 2005-12-11 11:41 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
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link plz thx :p
Lisa Jobs was born on June 17, 1978. The Apple LISA (which was an acronym for Local Integrated Software Architecture) project was proposed in October of 1978. So that's four months in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Jobs | http://www.guidebookgallery.org/extras/ … troduction
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#57 2005-12-11 11:50 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
Macskeeball wrote:
mahakali wrote:
link plz thx
Lisa Jobs was born on June 17, 1978. The Apple LISA (which was an acronym for Local Integrated Software Architecture) project was proposed in October of 1978. So that's four months in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Jobs | http://www.guidebookgallery.org/extras/ … troduction
Doesn't mean they brainstormed acronyms until it matched "Lisa". Maybe they found the acronym and it stuck with Steve.
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#58 2005-12-12 2:37 am
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
mahakali wrote:
Macskeeball wrote:
mahakali wrote:
link plz thx
Lisa Jobs was born on June 17, 1978. The Apple LISA (which was an acronym for Local Integrated Software Architecture) project was proposed in October of 1978. So that's four months in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Jobs | http://www.guidebookgallery.org/extras/ … troductionDoesn't mean they brainstormed acronyms until it matched "Lisa". Maybe they found the acronym and it stuck with Steve.
Or...
Perhaps Steve's daughter is also controlled by a Local Integrated Software Architecture.
Steve is exactly the kind of guy that I would expect to secretly have an android daughter. 
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#59 2005-12-12 6:59 am
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
mahakali wrote:
Macskeeball wrote:
mahakali wrote:
link plz thx
Lisa Jobs was born on June 17, 1978. The Apple LISA (which was an acronym for Local Integrated Software Architecture) project was proposed in October of 1978. So that's four months in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Jobs | http://www.guidebookgallery.org/extras/ … troductionDoesn't mean they brainstormed acronyms until it matched "Lisa". Maybe they found the acronym and it stuck with Steve.
I think it's time for Ockham's Razor.
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#60 2005-12-12 9:03 am
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What a smurf. He didn't "accept" that was his daughter? Men like that need to die.
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#61 2005-12-12 6:55 pm
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BNH YOU DUMB smurf YOU JUST KILLED SAINT STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n00b.
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#62 2005-12-12 7:05 pm
Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
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More than one daughter? Man, that would be weird. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter. How would that even happen?No kidding. That would be like having more than one Firewire port!
Seriously though, I don't recall ever hearing about a second daughter of his.Me either.
Steve Jobs has three children with his wife, all of whom are presumably 15 or younger.
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#63 2005-12-12 7:24 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
ConnertheCat wrote:
mahakali wrote:
Macskeeball wrote:
Lisa Jobs was born on June 17, 1978. The Apple LISA (which was an acronym for Local Integrated Software Architecture) project was proposed in October of 1978. So that's four months in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Jobs | http://www.guidebookgallery.org/extras/ … troductionDoesn't mean they brainstormed acronyms until it matched "Lisa". Maybe they found the acronym and it stuck with Steve.
I think it's time for Ockham's Razor.
You still need to prove the name LISA was found the exact time the project was proposed (in Oct, 1978).
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#64 2005-12-13 12:21 am
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what about Lisa, his first daughter?
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#65 2005-12-13 2:35 am
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Ummm... Her name is Lisa. ...Or does he have more than one daughter?
More than one daughter? Man, that would be weird. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter. How would that even happen?
Ask your mom to explain it to you.
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#66 2005-12-13 9:22 pm
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Ummm... Her name is Lisa. ...Or does he have more than one daughter?
More than one daughter? Man, that would be weird. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter. How would that even happen?
Ask your mom to explain it to you.
Perhaps you need to ask yours about the concept of "humor." You don't seem to understand it.
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#67 2005-12-14 2:11 am
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
Miles wrote:
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No kidding. That would be like having more than one Firewire port!
Seriously though, I don't recall ever hearing about a second daughter of his.Me either.
Steve Jobs has three children with his wife, all of whom are presumably 15 or younger.
Steve's wife is under 15? That stud...
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#69 2005-12-16 3:44 am
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I think one of his kids is pretty young. I used to work with a developer who had a young daughter that was given some clothes one of Steve's kid's grew out of.
Apparently my friend's daughter was the best dressed kid in school wearing the Jobs' hand-me-downs 
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#70 2006-02-08 10:35 am
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
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what about Lisa, his first daughter?
What about iPaul, his youngest son?
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#71 2006-02-08 10:53 am
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This topic is a little too close to being zombie. I had to split one of your posts from a 3 month old zombie. Please avoid resurrecting topics that are a couple months or more old. It's generally frowned upon and bad netiquette.
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#72 2006-02-08 1:15 pm
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Re: Steve Jobs' daughter
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More than one daughter? Man, that would be weird. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having more than one daughter. How would that even happen?Ask your mom to explain it to you.
Perhaps you need to ask yours about the concept of "humor." You don't seem to understand it.
I think Res was joking there...
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#73 2006-02-08 1:25 pm
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3 pages about Steve's 8 year old daughter and I've not made a pedophiliac comment yet.
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Wait.
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#74 2006-02-08 2:25 pm
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Run for your lives.... IT"S A ZOMBIE AAAAAHHHAGGggggg.........
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#75 2006-02-08 2:35 pm
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3 pages about Steve's 8 year old daughter and I've not made a pedophiliac comment yet.
....
Wait.
If it's a zombie thread - does that make it Necro as well?
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