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#1 2006-01-05 6:57 pm
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Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's land."
"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of
Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine.'"
Sharon, who ordered Israel's withdrawal from Gaza last year, suffered a severe stroke on Wednesday.
Sharon "was dividing God's land and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU (
European Union), the United Nations, or the United States of America," Robertson said.
In discussing what he said was God's insistence that Israel not be divided, Robertson also referred to the 1995 assassination of Prime Minister
Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to achieve peace by giving land to the Palestinians. "It was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead," he said.
In August, Robertson suggested on "The 700 Club" that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who has long been at odds with U.S. foreign policy.
There's the God's wrath 9/11 broadcast and the "don't call on God if there's a disaster" broadcast over Intelligent Design in Dover.
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#2 2006-01-05 7:07 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Already addressed: http://www.macaddict.com/forums/topic/75963
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#3 2006-01-05 7:22 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Robertson is a joke that too many people take seriously. I can just imagine him listening to the morning traffic report...
"There's a backup at the downtown tunnel..."
"God's wrath!"
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#4 2006-01-05 7:32 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
The Christian fundies really hate the libertarians.
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#5 2006-01-05 7:32 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Ha, Charon.
I could bore you with a philosophical tirade about freedom and tyranny, or try and explain to you what new horizons are suddenly open to me, but I doubt you would understand and if you did it might frighten you. That amuses me.
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#6 2006-01-05 7:33 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Best. Typo. Ever.
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#7 2006-01-05 7:34 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
[Tycho?] wrote:
Ha, Charon.
Beat you.
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#8 2006-01-05 7:51 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
KingFred wrote:
Already addressed: http://www.macaddict.com/forums/topic/75963
Nah, this is more of a thread about what a mind-smurfing imbecile Pat Robertson is.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#9 2006-01-05 8:49 pm
Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
MuckSavage wrote:
KingFred wrote:
Already addressed: http://www.macaddict.com/forums/topic/75963
Nah, this is more of a thread about what a mind-smurfing imbecile Pat Robertson is.
Yeah - he judges others and stuff. What a total smurf.
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#10 2006-01-05 9:13 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
It's really the same thing to condemn someone who spews hate speech as it is to spew hate speech. Yeah.
there's really no need for all of this
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#11 2006-01-05 9:19 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Was God's Judgment a press release or did She leak it ?
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#12 2006-01-05 9:35 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
resedit wrote:
MuckSavage wrote:
KingFred wrote:
Already addressed: http://www.macaddict.com/forums/topic/75963
Nah, this is more of a thread about what a mind-smurfing imbecile Pat Robertson is.
Yeah - he judges others and stuff. What a total smurf.
Oh Res, come now. Please don't defend Pat Robertson. I'm losing what little faith I had in you.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#13 2006-01-05 9:44 pm
Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Pat Robertson? smurf Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson sucks.
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#14 2006-01-05 10:03 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
I guess this probably made Robertson ejaculate all over his Bible.
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#15 2006-01-05 10:06 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
I nominate that for the grossest MiniThink mental image of all time award.
there's really no need for all of this
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#16 2006-01-05 10:13 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
XYZ wrote:
I nominate that for the grossest MiniThink mental image of all time award.
I second that nomination!
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#17 2006-01-05 10:37 pm
Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
MuckSavage wrote:
resedit wrote:
MuckSavage wrote:
Nah, this is more of a thread about what a mind-smurfing imbecile Pat Robertson is.Yeah - he judges others and stuff. What a total smurf.
Oh Res, come now. Please don't defend Pat Robertson. I'm losing what little faith I had in you.
When did I defend him?
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#18 2006-01-05 11:00 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Yeah - he judges others and stuff. What a total smurf.
Tell me that was sarcasm, and I'll go about my merry way.
You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
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#19 2006-01-05 11:01 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
I'm surprised this guy is still on the air, woulda thought he would be taken off after calling for someone's assassination.
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#20 2006-01-05 11:33 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
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I'm surprised this guy is still on the air, woulda thought he would be taken off after calling for someone's assassination.
Chavez wasn't the first time. He and Falwell suggested murdering the members of the ACLU right after 9-11.
there's really no need for all of this
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#21 2006-01-05 11:34 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
What if Pat Robertson is right, and God really is an evil smurf?
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#22 2006-01-05 11:47 pm
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
mo' ron wrote:
What if Pat Robertson is right, and God really is an evil smurf?
Then let us all cheerfully go to hell.
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#23 2006-01-05 11:59 pm
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Unless hell is what Denis Leary says it is - Andy Gibb, singing Shadowdancing for eons and eons. And you have to wear orange plaid bellbottoms and sit next to the Bay City Rollers.
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#24 2006-01-06 12:05 am
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
That hell still sounds better than Pat Roberton's heaven.
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#25 2006-01-06 12:19 am
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Re: Robertson says Charon's stroke due to God's wrath
Yeah, if god really is as cruel and vain as Pat Robertson would like us to believe... I'd rather not worship him, even with proof of his existance.
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