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#1 2006-01-26 3:04 am

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5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Seriously. 5 on the front, one on the back.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/technology/ … r-with.php

Anyone else reminded of that SNL parody of the Mach 3?

"Hi, Tracy." I declared warmly. "It's me. Tek Jansen."

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#2 2006-01-26 3:14 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

The Gillette Fusion Power handle features an on-board microchip that optimizes the razor’s performance.

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#3 2006-01-26 3:32 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

I think that "microchip" controls things such as jiggle'n, no jiggle'n, and the battery light.

Maybe is jiggles harder when the blade gets older.
all in all, it's just a vibrator with a razor on one end  shrug

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"Hi, Tracy." I declared warmly. "It's me. Tek Jansen."

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#4 2006-01-26 4:35 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

PFFFFT, I want a 20 blade razor and I WANT IT NOW tongue

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#5 2006-01-26 5:26 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

"blades 11-20 trim down that jaw bone!"

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#6 2006-01-26 7:06 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

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#7 2006-01-26 1:10 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

STOP ADDING BLADES! It doesn't do anything! don't like it? Shave a little more later!

Quite finished.

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#8 2006-01-26 1:35 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

LASERS! We need lasers!

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
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#9 2006-01-26 2:43 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Even with four blades, I still go over the shaved area more than once.  I don't think adding blades will change this.  shrug

The storm starts when the drops start dropping.  When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.

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#10 2006-01-26 3:22 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

I think it's a little ridiculous, but on one hand, the Mach 3 does rock, so maybe gilette isn't completely talking out of their ass.

I'm still not sold on the vibrating razor thing though.

"Hi, Tracy." I declared warmly. "It's me. Tek Jansen."

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#11 2006-01-26 3:28 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

I remember that old school SNL skit.  "It cuts even CLOSER!"

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#12 2006-01-26 4:08 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

My razor has two blades-- one on each side.

Hey!!! Was that Pithy? Got a twenty?

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#13 2006-01-26 4:17 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

AAPL Shareholder wrote:

I think it's a little ridiculous, but on one hand, the Mach 3 does rock, so maybe gilette isn't completely talking out of their ass.

I'm still not sold on the vibrating razor thing though.

Actually, the Mach3 Turbo (vibrating blades) rocks slightly more so than the standard Mach3.

The storm starts when the drops start dropping.  When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.

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#14 2006-01-26 4:47 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Anyone seen that ad for the Quintuppo!! ?

It places the lotion in the basket

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#15 2006-01-26 5:43 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

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#16 2006-01-26 6:30 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Ahem. <deep voice>No man is a man unless he uses 50 bladed razors.</deep voice>

"After all, it's not that awful, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
-Graham Greene, The Third Man

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#17 2006-01-26 6:54 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

caliman21 wrote:

I remember that old school SNL skit.  "It cuts even CLOSER!"

Something like "The twelfth blade cuts even closer and my cause permanent scaring."

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#18 2006-01-26 7:37 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

AAPL Shareholder wrote:

I think it's a little ridiculous, but on one hand, the Mach 3 does rock, so maybe gilette isn't completely talking out of their ass.

I'm still not sold on the vibrating razor thing though.

Actually, the Mach3 Turbo (vibrating blades) rocks slightly more so than the standard Mach3.

Really? How so?

The mach 3 is about as close as I want to shave. I get a thick beard and I can get ingrown hairs easily if I shave too close.

"Hi, Tracy." I declared warmly. "It's me. Tek Jansen."

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#19 2006-01-26 8:05 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

I CALL IT THE MACH 18

Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#20 2006-01-26 8:35 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

AAPL Shareholder wrote:

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

AAPL Shareholder wrote:

I think it's a little ridiculous, but on one hand, the Mach 3 does rock, so maybe gilette isn't completely talking out of their ass.

I'm still not sold on the vibrating razor thing though.

Actually, the Mach3 Turbo (vibrating blades) rocks slightly more so than the standard Mach3.

Really? How so?

The mach 3 is about as close as I want to shave. I get a thick beard and I can get ingrown hairs easily if I shave too close.

It's not a closer shave.  It's a better shave.

The storm starts when the drops start dropping.  When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.

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#21 2006-01-26 9:20 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

Greywolf wrote:

Ahem. <deep voice>No man is a man unless he uses 50 bladed razors.</deep voice>

real men use a straight razor.
none of that safety crap.

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#22 2006-01-27 1:23 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=362

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#23 2006-01-27 2:04 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

jkahless wrote:

http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=362

lol

Say hello to the Shillette Jedi. The only razor that is a lightsaber, giving you the closest shave by carving a layer of skin off your face!

Instantly cauterizes the wound!

Practically the point that they're getting to these days.

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#24 2006-01-28 4:15 am

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

I liked the vibrating Mach 3, it's more comfortable. My face irritates easily, and the vibrating razor didn't seem much closer, but definitely hurt less and resulted in less irritation. I've actually found the vibrating Quatro to be a little better though. It's not a lot closer than the Mach 3, but it is easier, and more comfortable still. But I think I may just not know how to shave... It never seems to be close enough... heh

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#25 2006-01-28 7:00 pm

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Re: 5, no wait, 6 blade razor?!

so you like a vibrator eh? wink wink

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