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#26 2006-07-16 1:18 am
- mahakali
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#27 2006-07-16 2:42 am
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
mo' ron wrote:
Girls you think are hot are way too young for you (but still legal).
When you start to find girls unattractive because they're too young...
...and then they come to work and tell everybody they're pregnant.
I smurf you not.
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#28 2006-07-16 6:52 am
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Malkin wrote:
MacBoy4139 wrote:
Nothing makes you feel older than a parent dying. Nothing. I could go bald tomorrow and still not feel the same way.
I guess I wouldn't agree, but I lost my mother when I was a teenager. She wasn't old herself.
I've been going grey since I was in middle school, but I still let the whippersnappers run around on my lawn. One day I'm going to snap though.
I wouldn't agree either, and I lost my father when I was six.
My hair is still it's normal caramel color.
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#29 2006-07-16 7:13 am
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#30 2006-07-16 7:49 am
- pottymouth
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
mo' ron wrote:
I usually just yank my nose hairs out. It's sadistically pleasing.
Well you're not the only one.
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#31 2006-07-16 9:23 am
Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
The Cynic wrote:
Malkin wrote:
MacBoy4139 wrote:
Nothing makes you feel older than a parent dying. Nothing. I could go bald tomorrow and still not feel the same way.
I guess I wouldn't agree, but I lost my mother when I was a teenager. She wasn't old herself.
I've been going grey since I was in middle school, but I still let the whippersnappers run around on my lawn. One day I'm going to snap though.I wouldn't agree either, and I lost my father when I was six.
My hair is still it's normal caramel color.
I wouldn't agree either. I lost my father when i was 8. If anything, it made me more dependant on my mother.
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#32 2006-07-16 1:31 pm
- Orion
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
I lost my mother less than a year ago, but it didn't make me feel any older. I have felt ancient since I was a little kid. People used to comment to my parents that I reminded them of their parents when I was younger. Some guy thought I was in my 30's when I was 15. I was going to a movie and he didn't card me (R movie) and when I asked him how old he thought I was he said early 30's.
Talk about feeling old!
Farming is easy when your plow is a pencil and you are a thousand miles from the cornfield. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Don't curse the farmer with your mouth full.
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#33 2006-07-16 1:53 pm
Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Actually I turn 31 next week but I still have people ask me what grade I'm in. My husband even got me a student discount once at the movies 
You know you're getting old when all those things your mom use to say start to make sense.
(hey she was right, I will understand someday)
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#34 2006-07-16 1:56 pm
- tomfoolery
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Wow... and I felt insulted a few years ago when someone guessed I was 30 -- I would have been about 22. That said, at the time I still used to get ID'd all the time, and was once refused entry to a bar. Guess I must have an odd face to look like a 30 yr old that can't pass for 18...
tF
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#35 2006-07-16 2:04 pm
- tomfoolery
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Oh and moving on from the whole bereavement thing, you're old when it ceases to be an arrestable offence to bang someone half your age.
24/M/UK GSOH *no cyber* 
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#37 2006-07-16 10:13 pm
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
ear hair.
"Hell, I'm sure Og had some cool way of banging two rocks together, until he took himself too seriously."
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#38 2006-07-16 10:26 pm
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
iBubba wrote:
ear hair.
Yeah, I'm hoping to use mine for a comb over.
Do your part to combat global warming.
Eat a cow.
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#39 2006-07-16 11:20 pm
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
I used to just not like the music the young'ns were listening to. Now I despise it.
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#40 2006-07-16 11:59 pm
Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
mahakali wrote:

I love the powerglove. It's so bad.
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#41 2006-07-17 12:02 am
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
The music the kids are listening to today is just noise, noise, noise.
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#42 2006-07-17 8:48 am
- nannyandnutro
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
My family has always told me what an old soul I am. People always thought I was my younger sister's mom as a teenager and now that I've lost weight and turned 25 this past weekend I get carded for everything. Everything. I see my similarly aged friends as children. Guess I just grew up too fast but my face hasn't caught up.
Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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#43 2006-07-17 9:02 am
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
MacBoy4139 wrote:
Nothing makes you feel older than a parent dying. Nothing. I could go bald tomorrow and still not feel the same way.
Ain't that the truth.
It's only been about 9 months since my dad died, but I feel years older. And tired. And still in denial.
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#44 2006-07-17 9:13 am
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
pottymouth wrote:
I used to just not like the music the young'ns were listening to. Now I despise it.
What's worse is the shame you feel for liking music made by younger people (like in their early 20s) - you run the risk of appearing to be the middle-aged person desperately trying to look 'hip'. Same with clothes. I don't like the smurf-wear some kids wear these days, but I bought some of those 'shelf' camisoles, and I love 'em! I'm still an 8, so it isn't like stuff is slopping out from underneath.
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#45 2006-07-17 10:20 am
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Seeing Playboy Playmates turn from being the unapproachable older women, to "hey! she's my age!", to "damn, she's just a kid!".
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#46 2006-07-17 5:24 pm
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
user wrote:
Seeing Playboy Playmates turn from being the unapproachable older women, to "hey! she's my age!", to "damn, she's just a kid!".
So true. 
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#47 2006-07-17 5:38 pm
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
I lost two very dear friends last year. That made me feel old.
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#48 2006-07-17 6:26 pm
- mudogramx
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Pithecanthropus wrote:
The music the kids are listening to today is just noise, noise, noise.
Almost 90% of it is noise. Gahh, that makes me feel old saying that.
Damn kids and their racket. 
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#49 2006-07-17 7:02 pm
Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
Random User wrote:
user wrote:
Seeing Playboy Playmates turn from being the unapproachable older women, to "hey! she's my age!", to "damn, she's just a kid!".
So true.
Yuppers
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and did I forget to mention the ear hair? 
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#50 2006-07-17 7:05 pm
- macnuke
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Re: Top 10 signs you're getting old.
I go to work in a cardiology office and find I am in the same age range as the patients
oh yeah.. ear hair
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