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DukeofNuke wrote:

macnuke wrote:

I go to work in a cardiology office and find I am in the same age range as the patients

oh yeah.. ear hair

The patients are younger, and they've had a bypass, and you had gravy on your grits for breakfast an ya can't wait for a smoke break!

And sharp little hairs that grow straight out the end of your nose,

And girls of thirty who think you are too old,

And dead high school buddies,

And Grandchildren,

And EAR HAIR!

heh.. we work in the same line.... but dammmmmmmmmmmm. you really slap reality around don't you

and the ear hair

So basically, medical science gave us viagra but no reason to use it anymore.
and ear hair

I can't remember if I mentioned it or not, but...


Ear hair.

Ok, ok, ok... goddarn ear pubes are on the agenda, we get it!!

You could at least approximate when they're likely to appear... I like to think my ears will remain child-like forever... so when must I begin saving for my Remington nose and ear hair remover?? Hmmm?

tF

In the interest of receiving an accurate "scientific" answer my current age isn't irrelevant. Whatever I say, I'm surely to be told it's "imminent".


tF

tomfoolery wrote:

In the interest of receiving an accurate "scientific" answer my current age isn't irrelevant. Whatever I say, I'm surely to be told it's "imminent".


tF

in the interest of scientific accuracy, based on evidence you have provided.. my un-educated prognosis would be...
if it hasn't started by now, it will soon relative to a geological time frame.

but 35-40 seems typical. 40-45 latest.

Last edited by macnuke (2006-07-18 5:25 pm)

I felt horribly old when I was at work one day and began humming the "Smurf" theme to pass the time while I was folding silverware into napkins. My co-worker asked me what I was humming and I told her "The Smurfs" while looking at her like she was a freak. Imagine my face when she replied "What's a Smurf?"
I could just hear the dust cloud that was my heart stop beating.

No matter how you feel, when you get dressed up, look in the mirror to make the final adjustments and notice ear hair... well that just kills it.

when you tell your SO lets go to bed
and just really want to sleep:cry:

Or if you had a lot of sex in the afternoon.

ptervin wrote:

The Age Project

Fun!

Watching the 1973 movie "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" for which Bob Dylan's song "Knockin on Heaven's Door" was written. Remembering seeing it in the theater and thinking that Kris Kristofferson and Bob Dylan were "old guys". Now, they look like REALLY young, fresh faced kids in that movie and realizing that I'm older now than they were when they made the movie.

If you haven't seen the movie, it's worth watching. Lots of "old" cowboy stars in it.

Seeing "Play Misty for Me" with Clint Eastwood in it with long hair and sideburns. Remembering a guy standing up in the theater shouting, "Don't go in there!" when the psycho lady was hiding behind the door with a butcher knife waiting for Clint. I'm older now than Clint was when he made the movie. In other words, the Clint in the movie is too young for me.

Seeing "The Owl and the Pussycat" on TV and remembering that my dad told me to not see it at the theater. It was too risque for a young woman and I'd already seen it... twice! Now it's shown on afternoon TV and is much less risque than the soap operas!

Think I need to listen to "Time Passages" by Al Stewart!